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(The Smoking Gun)   Mmm, That's Frothy: Woman arrested after being spotted getting jiggy with herself inside a Starbucks   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 28
    More: Florida, Starbucks, Jennifer Piranian  
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22496 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Nov 2012 at 3:35 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-02 02:40:00 PM  
8 votes:
You could tell she wasn't going to be hot by virtue of the fact she was arrested for doing this.
2012-11-02 02:41:31 PM  
4 votes:
How the internet has corrupted me:

I was confused that this article had nothing to do with Rick Santorum.
2012-11-02 04:48:54 PM  
2 votes:

kumanoki: Ed Finnerty: [i.cdn.turner.com image 200x267]

She's got one eye on the coffee and the other on her toffee.

She looks like Peter Lorre.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x300]


When she's contemplating a crime?

By the way, FTFA:

A cop offered her a ride to the hospital, but asked to first check her purse, to which Piranian agreed. The officer subsequently discovered "a glass stem" in the 29-year-old Piranian's purse that "tested positive for cocaine residue," according to a probable cause affidavit.

The proper answer was something like "No officer, I refuse permission to search my purse. I'll make my own way to the hospital if I'm free to go; if you wish to detain me then I have nothing to say until I consult with an attorney."

Never just let a cop search you or your purse just because he asks, we especially if he's talking to you about something else. ("No ma'am, the President's gone and the barricades are down. You should be able to get through now. By the way, may I search your purse?")

IANAL but I'm pretty sure a cop must have reasonable cause to believe there's a reason to arrest you before searching. The fact that you're carrying a purse, or have pockets in your clothing, is not in itself probable cause.

Even if you're not carrying anything illegal -- especially when you're not carrying anything illegal -- it's up to you to protect your constitutional rights -- and everybody else's -- by requiring those rights to be respected. In most states you have to identify yourself and that's it: anything you say, or that you let a cop find in your purse, can and will be used against you if the cop feels like it (and they very often do).

You don't have to take my word for it: there are videos out there on Youtube of law school professors and suchlike saying "Don''t talk to cops and don't let them search you just because they ask." (Because I know so many farkers are so much better at finding things on Youtube than at reading comprehension.)

Every time I see some dizzbrain got busted by allowing a casual search I froth at the mouth and want to slap the person. The world is cursed by too many stupid people.
2012-11-02 04:01:44 PM  
2 votes:

Treygreen13: Cymbal: Where is the outrage people? This is nothing short of appearance discrimination. If she were hot, she would have gotten off without so much as a fap on the wrist.

If she were a man (and didn't have a crack pipe) she'd be in jail and would forever be required to tell her neighbors that she is a sex offender.


You got caught man, keep your head up and let it go
2012-11-02 03:44:14 PM  
2 votes:
She was prob thinking about how great she felt last night when she voted early for Barack Obama.
2012-11-02 08:10:12 PM  
1 votes:
i.qkme.me
2012-11-02 08:01:51 PM  
1 votes:
I was hoping it would have been the Wendys girl.

Now that's better.
2012-11-02 07:22:54 PM  
1 votes:

Cymbal: She was prob thinking about how great she felt last night when she voted early for Barack Obama.


I had 400 absentee ballots to fill out, and I just got done. I'm feeling--wow, just wow.
2012-11-02 06:54:41 PM  
1 votes:
She might clean up OK...

/desperate times call for desperate measures.
2012-11-02 06:13:56 PM  
1 votes:
static.tvtome.com
2012-11-02 05:49:27 PM  
1 votes:
I will have what she is having.
2012-11-02 05:36:14 PM  
1 votes:
It's a coffee shop. Is she really the first woman to be caught flicking her bean?
2012-11-02 05:26:50 PM  
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: I like my women like I like my coffee... masturbating in Starbucks.


I like mine black, bitter, and cheap.
2012-11-02 05:20:26 PM  
1 votes:
i7.photobucket.com
2012-11-02 05:12:53 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Does not appear to be welcome at Starbucks.
2012-11-02 04:57:41 PM  
1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: And by the way, she's not THAT ugly. Have y'all never been to Walmart?


What is this "Walmart" you speak of?
2012-11-02 04:45:48 PM  
1 votes:
I was wondering what happened to Grabel's Daughter.
2012-11-02 04:35:04 PM  
1 votes:

Rabid Turnip: I can't believe nobody has commented on this part yet

is being held in the Manatee County jail


I can see why some would find that funny. Too obvious and jokey jokey for my taste though. You'd also need to follow it with a photo of someone doing a rimshot. Too much work for a Friday.
2012-11-02 04:06:43 PM  
1 votes:
i3.kym-cdn.com
2012-11-02 03:59:57 PM  
1 votes:

Cymbal: Where is the outrage people? This is nothing short of appearance discrimination. If she were hot, she would have gotten off without so much as a fap on the wrist.


If she were a man (and didn't have a crack pipe) she'd be in jail and would forever be required to tell her neighbors that she is a sex offender.
2012-11-02 03:48:49 PM  
1 votes:

Cymbal: She was prob thinking about how great she felt last night when she voted early for Barack Obama.


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How Grass & Trees Become Enlightened

During the Kamakura period, Shinkan studied Tendai six years and then studied Zen seven years; then he went to China and contemplated Zen for thirteen years more.

When he returned to Japan many desired to interview him and asked onscure questions. But when Shinkan received visitors, which was infrequently, he seldom answered their questions.

One day a fifty-year-old student of enlightenment said to Shinkan: "I have studied the Tendai school of thought since I was a little boy, but one thing in it I cannot understand. Tendai claims that even the grass and trees will become enlightened. To me this eems very strange."

"Of what use is it to discuss how grass and trees become enlightened?" asked Shinkan. "The question is how you yourself can become so. Did you ever consider that?"

"I never thought of it in that way," marveled the old man.

"Then go home and think it over," finished Shinkan.
2012-11-02 03:47:46 PM  
1 votes:
did she finish?
2012-11-02 03:43:23 PM  
1 votes:

JohnCarter: She's 29?? So who is in the mugshot, her mom?

[horrifyingly ugly mugshot]


That's a very hard 29. I don't know what flavor of nose candy she takes nor do I want to know.
2012-11-02 03:42:13 PM  
1 votes:
That would have been hot if she was good looking, but instead, she's ugly so it's disgusting.
2012-11-02 03:40:53 PM  
1 votes:

markie_farkie: BUT I SPECIFICALLY ORDERED A VENTI NO-FOAM TWATTE'


It was just the yeast. NO REFUND!
2012-11-02 03:38:58 PM  
1 votes:
Your average pig just loves him a drug bust. To him, it's better than sex. If they tell you otherwise, they are liars.
2012-11-02 02:45:29 PM  
1 votes:

markie_farkie: BUT I SPECIFICALLY ORDERED A VENTI NO-FOAM TWATTE'


There's good money in films for the ones that foam.
2012-11-02 02:40:48 PM  
1 votes:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE RETINAL SCARRING
 
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