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(The Smoking Gun)   Mmm, That's Frothy: Woman arrested after being spotted getting jiggy with herself inside a Starbucks   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 135
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2012-11-02 07:25:56 PM

Indubitably: cryinoutloud: Cymbal: She was prob thinking about how great she felt last night when she voted early for Barack Obama.

I had 400 absentee ballots to fill out, and I just got done. I'm feeling--wow, just wow.

Cute.

I been to your area in Colorado; 'tis beautiful.

Please keep it so.

Protect the water.

i been

 
2012-11-02 07:27:22 PM
I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold and bitter.
 
2012-11-02 07:29:34 PM
Don't masturbate in the library. Don't masturbate in the playground. Don't masturbate on the bus. Don't masturbate in the Starbucks.

For Christ's sake it's getting so a person can't masturbate anywhere any more.
 
2012-11-02 07:39:28 PM

Ghastly: Don't masturbate in the library. Don't masturbate in the playground. Don't masturbate on the bus. Don't masturbate in the Starbucks.

For Christ's sake it's getting so a person can't masturbate anywhere any more.


You forgot "Don't masturbate in your cubicle"

Some people. Like.. if you don't like what's on tv, CHANGE THE CHANNEL. Sheesh. I'm pretty quiet.
 
2012-11-02 07:44:51 PM
If you masturbate at work, and I catch you, you're fired.
 
2012-11-02 07:51:45 PM

Indubitably: If you masturbate at work, and I catch you, you're fired.


Even if you run a porn company?
 
2012-11-02 07:59:40 PM

Vitamin Pb: kiwimoogle84: uber humper: SweetSaws: FirstNationalBastard: I like my women like I like my coffee... masturbating in Starbucks.

I like mine black, bitter, and cheap.

Ground up, bagged and in the freezer?

Hot, strong and sweet?

/just the way I like my men

I prefer my women with hot, wet, and sweet with two lumps. 
/And maybe a bit of milk


I like mine topped up with bourbon.
 
2012-11-02 08:01:51 PM
I was hoping it would have been the Wendys girl.

Now that's better.
 
2012-11-02 08:08:08 PM
I think she looks lonely
 
2012-11-02 08:10:12 PM
i.qkme.me
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-11-02 08:16:45 PM

I Browse: [i.qkme.me image 500x500]


O.....M.....F......G!

Hilarious! Well done!

Thank you for a good, long laugh.
 
2012-11-02 08:32:35 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

*sob* I was so close...
 
2012-11-02 08:44:04 PM
She's got the Atchyafoya eyes...

/One eye's lookin' atchya
//Other one's lookin' fo'ya
 
2012-11-02 09:26:07 PM
I like my women the way I like my coffee.

Tied in a burlap sack and thrown over the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez.
 
2012-11-02 09:38:51 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Indubitably: If you masturbate at work, and I catch you, you're fired.

Even if you run a porn company?


Seriously?

Rhetorical question, right?

Atypical response, sir.

*)
 
2012-11-02 09:48:04 PM
She sees what you did there. And also over there.

/ got nuthin
 
2012-11-02 09:50:49 PM
Man, that's a high-mileage 29. Don't do drugs, kids.
 
Oak
2012-11-02 10:21:23 PM
Still not a reason to go to war with Piran.
 
2012-11-02 10:23:51 PM
I love the tags: Starbucks, masturbation, Florida.
 
2012-11-02 10:33:34 PM

SweetSaws: FirstNationalBastard: I like my women like I like my coffee... masturbating in Starbucks.

I like mine black, bitter, and cheap.


Chopped up and in the freezer.
 
2012-11-02 10:36:42 PM
assets3.pinimg.com
 
2012-11-02 10:44:08 PM

martid4: SweetSaws: FirstNationalBastard: I like my women like I like my coffee... masturbating in Starbucks.

I like mine black, bitter, and cheap.

Chopped up and in the freezer.


Eye.
 
2012-11-02 10:44:43 PM

Mister_poopy_pants: [assets3.pinimg.com image 200x267]


Of course.
 
2012-11-02 10:56:17 PM
She'll unease you
She has fleas too
And she has Hodgkin's disease too
She's atrocious
Sometimes she forgets to make the toilet bowl flush
She's got Kirstie Alley big fat thighs
She's got
Marty Feldman eyes
 
2012-11-02 11:27:05 PM

MoronLessOff: JesusJuice: This thread needs more pictures of ladies masturbating.

Fridays_Child

/you're welcome


She was the first one I thought of. Had me worried.

/Loves me some Radiant_Nea
//Grits!
 
2012-11-03 12:10:32 AM

DreamyAltarBoy: Vitamin Pb: kiwimoogle84: uber humper: SweetSaws: FirstNationalBastard: I like my women like I like my coffee... masturbating in Starbucks.

I like mine black, bitter, and cheap.

Ground up, bagged and in the freezer?

Hot, strong and sweet?

/just the way I like my men

I prefer my women with hot, wet, and sweet with two lumps. 
/And maybe a bit of milk

I like mine topped up with bourbon.


Then tied up in burlap and thrown over the back of donkey.
 
2012-11-03 12:20:55 AM

geekbikerskum: Man, that's a high-mileage 29. Don't do drugs, kids.


Or do moar drugs. That's my plan anyways.

//it's all downhill from here
 
2012-11-03 01:14:53 AM
Oh dear.... this thread has had me in tears of laughter. and spitting my morning coffee all over the screen...

/rest of the doesn't look so bad now.
 
2012-11-03 01:43:57 AM

Treygreen13: Looks like her eyes are still orgasming.


Pee Wee has a sister?
 
2012-11-03 03:54:16 AM
I'll have the fappacino
 
2012-11-03 05:18:40 AM
'Drug parafernalia' is the most ridiculous charge ever.
 
2012-11-03 08:47:15 AM

JonnyBGoode: Marty Feldman eyes


That was MAGNIFICENT!
 
2012-11-03 09:48:28 AM

clivecusslerfan: MoronLessOff: JesusJuice: This thread needs more pictures of ladies masturbating.

Fridays_Child

/you're welcome

She was the first one I thought of. Had me worried.

/Loves me some Radiant_Nea
//Grits!


I've seen her, but I've never watched her shows.
 
2012-11-03 08:12:16 PM
And no one in the store offered to help her out?

Someone has their standards way too high... "Sharp knees" I'm guessing?
 
2012-11-05 07:10:35 PM

JonnyBGoode: She'll unease you
She has fleas too
And she has Hodgkin's disease too
She's atrocious
Sometimes she forgets to make the toilet bowl flush
She's got Kirstie Alley big fat thighs
She's got
Marty Feldman eyes


That's Mr. Feldman, to you, sir.

*googly-eyed-sigh*
 
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