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(The Smoking Gun)   Mmm, That's Frothy: Woman arrested after being spotted getting jiggy with herself inside a Starbucks   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 135
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2012-11-02 01:56:24 PM  
Let's be honest: there hasn't been anything worth masturbating about at Starbucks since they stopped serving the Chantico.
 
2012-11-02 02:40:00 PM  
You could tell she wasn't going to be hot by virtue of the fact she was arrested for doing this.
 
2012-11-02 02:40:48 PM  
WARNING: MAY CAUSE RETINAL SCARRING
 
2012-11-02 02:41:31 PM  
How the internet has corrupted me:

I was confused that this article had nothing to do with Rick Santorum.
 
2012-11-02 02:43:26 PM  
BUT I SPECIFICALLY ORDERED A VENTI NO-FOAM TWATTE'
 
2012-11-02 02:45:29 PM  

markie_farkie: BUT I SPECIFICALLY ORDERED A VENTI NO-FOAM TWATTE'


There's good money in films for the ones that foam.
 
2012-11-02 02:53:19 PM  
Amateur.
/not Mr. Pee Pee
 
2012-11-02 03:31:11 PM  

Shostie: I was confused that this article had nothing to do with Rick Santorum.


I'm not the only one.
 
2012-11-02 03:37:56 PM  
I'd get jiggy with Katie.
 
2012-11-02 03:38:58 PM  
Your average pig just loves him a drug bust. To him, it's better than sex. If they tell you otherwise, they are liars.
 
2012-11-02 03:39:07 PM  
So, 'the writing my screenplay' in a starbucks has blown over, and it's full masturbation? Got it.
*trots to local sb*
 
2012-11-02 03:39:56 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

She's got one eye on the coffee and the other on her toffee.
 
2012-11-02 03:40:00 PM  
She's 29?? So who is in the mugshot, her mom?

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-11-02 03:40:23 PM  
I though the machines stopped automatically went you lifted the lid.
 
2012-11-02 03:40:53 PM  

markie_farkie: BUT I SPECIFICALLY ORDERED A VENTI NO-FOAM TWATTE'


It was just the yeast. NO REFUND!
 
2012-11-02 03:42:13 PM  
That would have been hot if she was good looking, but instead, she's ugly so it's disgusting.
 
2012-11-02 03:42:58 PM  
Looks like her eyes are still orgasming.
 
2012-11-02 03:43:23 PM  

JohnCarter: She's 29?? So who is in the mugshot, her mom?

[horrifyingly ugly mugshot]


That's a very hard 29. I don't know what flavor of nose candy she takes nor do I want to know.
 
2012-11-02 03:43:55 PM  
I'll have what she's having.
 
2012-11-02 03:44:14 PM  
She was prob thinking about how great she felt last night when she voted early for Barack Obama.
 
2012-11-02 03:45:47 PM  
I am going to fap to this, but I won't enjoy it.
 
2012-11-02 03:47:10 PM  
people these days

where was the concern when Nikki was in a hotel lobby with a magazine? Where? Where? This was perfectly acceptable 30 years ago

that's what's wrong with america today

*fap*
 
2012-11-02 03:47:12 PM  

JohnCarter: She's 29?? So who is in the mugshot, her mom?

[i.cdn.turner.com image 200x267]


ouch. I was thinking to myself "what's the big deal?" until I saw the photo. I didn't expect Scarlett Johansson, but that's just fugly. that would definitely ruin my muffin and coffee
 
2012-11-02 03:47:46 PM  
did she finish?
 
2012-11-02 03:48:38 PM  
Did the cop let her finish the rub-out?
 
2012-11-02 03:48:49 PM  

Cymbal: She was prob thinking about how great she felt last night when she voted early for Barack Obama.


images.clickliverpool.com

How Grass & Trees Become Enlightened

During the Kamakura period, Shinkan studied Tendai six years and then studied Zen seven years; then he went to China and contemplated Zen for thirteen years more.

When he returned to Japan many desired to interview him and asked onscure questions. But when Shinkan received visitors, which was infrequently, he seldom answered their questions.

One day a fifty-year-old student of enlightenment said to Shinkan: "I have studied the Tendai school of thought since I was a little boy, but one thing in it I cannot understand. Tendai claims that even the grass and trees will become enlightened. To me this eems very strange."

"Of what use is it to discuss how grass and trees become enlightened?" asked Shinkan. "The question is how you yourself can become so. Did you ever consider that?"

"I never thought of it in that way," marveled the old man.

"Then go home and think it over," finished Shinkan.
 
2012-11-02 03:49:04 PM  
I wonder what her streamate name is.
 
2012-11-02 03:49:50 PM  

Ed Finnerty: [i.cdn.turner.com image 200x267]

She's got one eye on the coffee and the other on her toffee.


She looks like Peter Lorre.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-02 03:50:19 PM  
I guess she really liked her muffin.
 
2012-11-02 03:51:17 PM  

Too Pretty For Prison: ouch. I was thinking to myself "what's the big deal?" until I saw the photo. I didn't expect Scarlett Johansson, but that's just fugly. that would definitely ruin my muffin and coffee


That's not hot buter on your muffin and that's not cream in your coffee.
 
2012-11-02 03:53:15 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-02 03:54:51 PM  

DirkTheDaring: I wonder what her streamate MFC name is.

 
2012-11-02 03:57:25 PM  
Where is the outrage people? This is nothing short of appearance discrimination. If she were hot, she would have gotten off without so much as a fap on the wrist.
 
2012-11-02 03:59:57 PM  

Cymbal: Where is the outrage people? This is nothing short of appearance discrimination. If she were hot, she would have gotten off without so much as a fap on the wrist.


If she were a man (and didn't have a crack pipe) she'd be in jail and would forever be required to tell her neighbors that she is a sex offender.
 
2012-11-02 04:01:44 PM  

Treygreen13: Cymbal: Where is the outrage people? This is nothing short of appearance discrimination. If she were hot, she would have gotten off without so much as a fap on the wrist.

If she were a man (and didn't have a crack pipe) she'd be in jail and would forever be required to tell her neighbors that she is a sex offender.


You got caught man, keep your head up and let it go
 
2012-11-02 04:02:43 PM  

Treygreen13: Cymbal: Where is the outrage people? This is nothing short of appearance discrimination. If she were hot, she would have gotten off without so much as a fap on the wrist.

If she were a man (and didn't have a crack pipe) she'd be in jail and would forever be required to tell her neighbors that she is a sex offenderlooks like Peter Lorre.


FTFY
 
2012-11-02 04:03:58 PM  

jim32rr: Treygreen13: Cymbal: Where is the outrage people? This is nothing short of appearance discrimination. If she were hot, she would have gotten off without so much as a fap on the wrist.

If she were a man (and didn't have a crack pipe) she'd be in jail and would forever be required to tell her neighbors that she is a sex offender.

You got caught man, keep your head up and let it go


It's just so awkward every time I move to tell my neighbors, "I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. Looptid."
 
2012-11-02 04:04:12 PM  
I was laughing how the comments in a masturbation thread on the smoking gun could turn political, but I see it happens here too...yes welcome to Fark; welcome to Murika
 
2012-11-02 04:05:03 PM  
bluraymedia.ign.com
 
2012-11-02 04:06:43 PM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-02 04:08:02 PM  
maybe she just needed an orgasm
 
2012-11-02 04:08:05 PM  

RodneyToady: Let's be honest: there hasn't been anything worth masturbating about at Starbucks since they stopped serving the Chantico.


Are you sure?

Link
 
2012-11-02 04:08:10 PM  

ChipNASA: [i.imgur.com image 801x177]


Great, now I have macaroni salad all over my monitor. Thanks a lot.
 
2012-11-02 04:10:02 PM  
CAUTION: Contents are hot
 
2012-11-02 04:10:31 PM  
rubbin' her nubbin
patting the bunny
petting the kitty
stirring the soup
checking the oil
gardening
noodling the catfish



go on...
 
2012-11-02 04:14:01 PM  

Richard Freckle: I was laughing how the comments in a masturbation thread on the smoking gun could turn political, but I see it happens here too...yes welcome to Fark; welcome to Murika


I wasn't being political. Just stating the obvious that Obama makes pussy cream their jeans much more than his magic underwear-donning opponent.
 
2012-11-02 04:14:35 PM  

MoronLessOff: DirkTheDaring: I wonder what her streamate MFC name is.


Not Romanian enough.
 
2012-11-02 04:14:45 PM  
This thread needs more pictures of ladies masturbating.
 
2012-11-02 04:17:00 PM  

JesusJuice: This thread needs more pictures of ladies masturbating.


Fridays_Child

/you're welcome
 
2012-11-02 04:17:36 PM  

SweetSaws: CAUTION: Contents are hot


That's a gross overstatement
 
2012-11-02 04:21:41 PM  
I can't believe nobody has commented on this part yet

is being held in the Manatee County jail
 
2012-11-02 04:24:25 PM  

Cymbal: Richard Freckle: I was laughing how the comments in a masturbation thread on the smoking gun could turn political, but I see it happens here too...yes welcome to Fark; welcome to Murika

I wasn't being political. Just stating the obvious that Obama makes pussy cream their jeans much more than his magic underwear-donning opponent.


I'm ok with this
 
2012-11-02 04:27:46 PM  

mercator_psi: ChipNASA: [i.imgur.com image 801x177]

Great, now I have macaroni salad all over my monitor. Thanks a lot.


I hoping to get at least ONE.
My work here is done.
Have a lovely weekend.
/CU
 
2012-11-02 04:27:50 PM  
I love the tags:

Starbucks, Florida, Masturbation.

I'm gonna google these words together and see what comes up. This is a scary experiment, peoples!

Switch 'em around and they're like an advert from the Dept. of Tourism: "Starbucks. Masturbation. Florida." Come..in Florida!
 
2012-11-02 04:28:25 PM  

Rabid Turnip: I can't believe nobody has commented on this part yet

is being held in the Manatee County jail


i came in expecting manatee pictures, but this will have to do.

/too lazy to find my own.
 
2012-11-02 04:30:11 PM  

blacknite: Rabid Turnip: I can't believe nobody has commented on this part yet

is being held in the Manatee County jail

i came in expecting manatee pictures, but this will have to do.

/too lazy to find my own.


Might be considered animal abuse
 
2012-11-02 04:30:33 PM  
I guess the amount of beans in the establishment got her in the mood to flick one of them.
 
2012-11-02 04:31:52 PM  
I can't frappe to this!
 
2012-11-02 04:33:21 PM  

PullmyHair: SweetSaws: CAUTION: Contents are hot

That's a gross overstatement


...because she's unattractive.
 
2012-11-02 04:34:29 PM  
 
2012-11-02 04:35:04 PM  

Rabid Turnip: I can't believe nobody has commented on this part yet

is being held in the Manatee County jail


I can see why some would find that funny. Too obvious and jokey jokey for my taste though. You'd also need to follow it with a photo of someone doing a rimshot. Too much work for a Friday.
 
2012-11-02 04:35:12 PM  
I like my women like I like my coffee... masturbating in Starbucks.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-11-02 04:39:32 PM  
"I want a Twatte Latte extra foamy"

BLEH
 
2012-11-02 04:45:48 PM  
I was wondering what happened to Grabel's Daughter.
 
2012-11-02 04:48:38 PM  
I saw that video once. The woman was a lot hotter than the one in the article though.

/It got deleted before I could save it
//I was very sad
 
2012-11-02 04:48:54 PM  

kumanoki: Ed Finnerty: [i.cdn.turner.com image 200x267]

She's got one eye on the coffee and the other on her toffee.

She looks like Peter Lorre.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x300]


When she's contemplating a crime?

By the way, FTFA:

A cop offered her a ride to the hospital, but asked to first check her purse, to which Piranian agreed. The officer subsequently discovered "a glass stem" in the 29-year-old Piranian's purse that "tested positive for cocaine residue," according to a probable cause affidavit.

The proper answer was something like "No officer, I refuse permission to search my purse. I'll make my own way to the hospital if I'm free to go; if you wish to detain me then I have nothing to say until I consult with an attorney."

Never just let a cop search you or your purse just because he asks, we especially if he's talking to you about something else. ("No ma'am, the President's gone and the barricades are down. You should be able to get through now. By the way, may I search your purse?")

IANAL but I'm pretty sure a cop must have reasonable cause to believe there's a reason to arrest you before searching. The fact that you're carrying a purse, or have pockets in your clothing, is not in itself probable cause.

Even if you're not carrying anything illegal -- especially when you're not carrying anything illegal -- it's up to you to protect your constitutional rights -- and everybody else's -- by requiring those rights to be respected. In most states you have to identify yourself and that's it: anything you say, or that you let a cop find in your purse, can and will be used against you if the cop feels like it (and they very often do).

You don't have to take my word for it: there are videos out there on Youtube of law school professors and suchlike saying "Don''t talk to cops and don't let them search you just because they ask." (Because I know so many farkers are so much better at finding things on Youtube than at reading comprehension.)

Every time I see some dizzbrain got busted by allowing a casual search I froth at the mouth and want to slap the person. The world is cursed by too many stupid people.
 
2012-11-02 04:51:05 PM  

Tomflry7: I was wondering what happened to Grabel's Daughter.


Clearly she took the ostracizing from the Fark admins poorly. Sadly, I can't say I'd hit it anymore.
 
2012-11-02 04:51:28 PM  
And by the way, she's not THAT ugly. Have y'all never been to Walmart?
 
2012-11-02 04:55:39 PM  

Ed Finnerty: [i.cdn.turner.com image 200x267]

She's got one eye on the coffee and the other on her toffee.


It makes you go blind.
 
2012-11-02 04:57:04 PM  
it was frothy but was it Santorum
 
2012-11-02 04:57:41 PM  

The One True TheDavid: And by the way, she's not THAT ugly. Have y'all never been to Walmart?


What is this "Walmart" you speak of?
 
2012-11-02 04:59:06 PM  
Jiggy? Sounds racist to me.
 
2012-11-02 05:09:45 PM  
I'd hit it. But I'm kind of a he-whore.
 
2012-11-02 05:12:24 PM  

DirkTheDaring: I wonder what her streamate name is.


Hey! Watch it. :)
 
2012-11-02 05:12:53 PM  
i.imgur.com

Does not appear to be welcome at Starbucks.
 
2012-11-02 05:17:05 PM  
Extra hot latte? You guys Are slipping
 
2012-11-02 05:20:26 PM  
i7.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-02 05:26:50 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I like my women like I like my coffee... masturbating in Starbucks.


I like mine black, bitter, and cheap.
 
2012-11-02 05:36:14 PM  
It's a coffee shop. Is she really the first woman to be caught flicking her bean?
 
2012-11-02 05:37:09 PM  

SweetSaws: FirstNationalBastard: I like my women like I like my coffee... masturbating in Starbucks.

I like mine black, bitter, and cheap.


Ground up, bagged and in the freezer?
 
2012-11-02 05:41:54 PM  

uber humper: SweetSaws: FirstNationalBastard: I like my women like I like my coffee... masturbating in Starbucks.

I like mine black, bitter, and cheap.

Ground up, bagged and in the freezer?


hot, black, and all over my crotch.
 
2012-11-02 05:42:23 PM  

uber humper: SweetSaws: FirstNationalBastard: I like my women like I like my coffee... masturbating in Starbucks.

I like mine black, bitter, and cheap.

Ground up, bagged and in the freezer?


Hot, strong and sweet?

/just the way I like my men
 
2012-11-02 05:45:06 PM  

Stimpy's new tooth: DirkTheDaring: I wonder what her streamate name is.

Hey! Watch it. :)


Oh, I do!
 
2012-11-02 05:49:18 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
moviequoter.com
 
2012-11-02 05:49:27 PM  
I will have what she is having.
 
2012-11-02 05:55:31 PM  

ChipNASA: mercator_psi: ChipNASA: [i.imgur.com image 801x177]

Great, now I have macaroni salad all over my monitor. Thanks a lot.

I hoping to get at least ONE.
My work here is done.
Have a lovely weekend.
/CU


More than one.

I spit Guinness. GUINNESS, do you understand you bastard?!

You glorious bastard.

Not that I wouldn't have watched...

web.mit.edu
 
2012-11-02 06:01:29 PM  

Treygreen13: Cymbal: Where is the outrage people? This is nothing short of appearance discrimination. If she were hot, she would have gotten off without so much as a fap on the wrist.

If she were a man (and didn't have a crack pipe) she'd be in jail and would forever be required to tell her neighbors that she is a sex offender.


you know you want to see my wiener! -sipsip-
 
2012-11-02 06:11:27 PM  
Piranian, who denied ownership of the pipe,

That's not mine!
 
2012-11-02 06:12:55 PM  
static6.businessinsider.com
 
2012-11-02 06:13:56 PM  
static.tvtome.com
 
2012-11-02 06:15:13 PM  
A woman who was spotted masturbating in a Starbucks was arrested yesterday after Florida cops searched her purse and found a pipe with cocaine residue.

/ I read that as "stretched her puss" and thought i had a new field to work in.
 
2012-11-02 06:24:32 PM  

kiwimoogle84: uber humper: SweetSaws: FirstNationalBastard: I like my women like I like my coffee... masturbating in Starbucks.

I like mine black, bitter, and cheap.

Ground up, bagged and in the freezer?

Hot, strong and sweet?

/just the way I like my men


I prefer my women with hot, wet, and sweet with two lumps. 
/And maybe a bit of milk
 
2012-11-02 06:39:46 PM  
"No, ma'am, I said you could have a Frappuccino"
 
2012-11-02 06:44:09 PM  
"I'm sorry ma'am, but we don't sell Schlicka schlicka schlicka here."
 
2012-11-02 06:54:41 PM  
She might clean up OK...

/desperate times call for desperate measures.
 
2012-11-02 06:57:09 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-02 07:22:51 PM  
i.huffpost.com

static.tvtome.com
 
2012-11-02 07:22:54 PM  

Cymbal: She was prob thinking about how great she felt last night when she voted early for Barack Obama.


I had 400 absentee ballots to fill out, and I just got done. I'm feeling--wow, just wow.
 
2012-11-02 07:25:18 PM  

cryinoutloud: Cymbal: She was prob thinking about how great she felt last night when she voted early for Barack Obama.

I had 400 absentee ballots to fill out, and I just got done. I'm feeling--wow, just wow.


Cute.

I been to your area in Colorado; 'tis beautiful.

Please keep it so.

Protect the water.
 
2012-11-02 07:25:34 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [static.tvtome.com image 600x300]


static.tvtome.com

Came for this was not disappointed. Also expected to see a photo of Chloe Sevigny.
 
2012-11-02 07:25:56 PM  

Indubitably: cryinoutloud: Cymbal: She was prob thinking about how great she felt last night when she voted early for Barack Obama.

I had 400 absentee ballots to fill out, and I just got done. I'm feeling--wow, just wow.

Cute.

I been to your area in Colorado; 'tis beautiful.

Please keep it so.

Protect the water.

i been

 
2012-11-02 07:27:22 PM  
I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold and bitter.
 
2012-11-02 07:29:34 PM  
Don't masturbate in the library. Don't masturbate in the playground. Don't masturbate on the bus. Don't masturbate in the Starbucks.

For Christ's sake it's getting so a person can't masturbate anywhere any more.
 
2012-11-02 07:39:28 PM  

Ghastly: Don't masturbate in the library. Don't masturbate in the playground. Don't masturbate on the bus. Don't masturbate in the Starbucks.

For Christ's sake it's getting so a person can't masturbate anywhere any more.


You forgot "Don't masturbate in your cubicle"

Some people. Like.. if you don't like what's on tv, CHANGE THE CHANNEL. Sheesh. I'm pretty quiet.
 
2012-11-02 07:44:51 PM  
If you masturbate at work, and I catch you, you're fired.
 
2012-11-02 07:51:45 PM  

Indubitably: If you masturbate at work, and I catch you, you're fired.


Even if you run a porn company?
 
2012-11-02 07:59:40 PM  

Vitamin Pb: kiwimoogle84: uber humper: SweetSaws: FirstNationalBastard: I like my women like I like my coffee... masturbating in Starbucks.

I like mine black, bitter, and cheap.

Ground up, bagged and in the freezer?

Hot, strong and sweet?

/just the way I like my men

I prefer my women with hot, wet, and sweet with two lumps. 
/And maybe a bit of milk


I like mine topped up with bourbon.
 
2012-11-02 08:01:51 PM  
I was hoping it would have been the Wendys girl.

Now that's better.
 
2012-11-02 08:08:08 PM  
I think she looks lonely
 
2012-11-02 08:10:12 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-11-02 08:16:45 PM  

I Browse: [i.qkme.me image 500x500]


O.....M.....F......G!

Hilarious! Well done!

Thank you for a good, long laugh.
 
2012-11-02 08:32:35 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

*sob* I was so close...
 
2012-11-02 08:44:04 PM  
She's got the Atchyafoya eyes...

/One eye's lookin' atchya
//Other one's lookin' fo'ya
 
2012-11-02 09:26:07 PM  
I like my women the way I like my coffee.

Tied in a burlap sack and thrown over the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez.
 
2012-11-02 09:38:51 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Indubitably: If you masturbate at work, and I catch you, you're fired.

Even if you run a porn company?


Seriously?

Rhetorical question, right?

Atypical response, sir.

*)
 
2012-11-02 09:48:04 PM  
She sees what you did there. And also over there.

/ got nuthin
 
2012-11-02 09:50:49 PM  
Man, that's a high-mileage 29. Don't do drugs, kids.
 
Oak
2012-11-02 10:21:23 PM  
Still not a reason to go to war with Piran.
 
2012-11-02 10:23:51 PM  
I love the tags: Starbucks, masturbation, Florida.
 
2012-11-02 10:33:34 PM  

SweetSaws: FirstNationalBastard: I like my women like I like my coffee... masturbating in Starbucks.

I like mine black, bitter, and cheap.


Chopped up and in the freezer.
 
2012-11-02 10:36:42 PM  
assets3.pinimg.com
 
2012-11-02 10:44:08 PM  

martid4: SweetSaws: FirstNationalBastard: I like my women like I like my coffee... masturbating in Starbucks.

I like mine black, bitter, and cheap.

Chopped up and in the freezer.


Eye.
 
2012-11-02 10:44:43 PM  

Mister_poopy_pants: [assets3.pinimg.com image 200x267]


Of course.
 
2012-11-02 10:56:17 PM  
She'll unease you
She has fleas too
And she has Hodgkin's disease too
She's atrocious
Sometimes she forgets to make the toilet bowl flush
She's got Kirstie Alley big fat thighs
She's got
Marty Feldman eyes
 
2012-11-02 11:27:05 PM  

MoronLessOff: JesusJuice: This thread needs more pictures of ladies masturbating.

Fridays_Child

/you're welcome


She was the first one I thought of. Had me worried.

/Loves me some Radiant_Nea
//Grits!
 
2012-11-03 12:10:32 AM  

DreamyAltarBoy: Vitamin Pb: kiwimoogle84: uber humper: SweetSaws: FirstNationalBastard: I like my women like I like my coffee... masturbating in Starbucks.

I like mine black, bitter, and cheap.

Ground up, bagged and in the freezer?

Hot, strong and sweet?

/just the way I like my men

I prefer my women with hot, wet, and sweet with two lumps. 
/And maybe a bit of milk

I like mine topped up with bourbon.


Then tied up in burlap and thrown over the back of donkey.
 
2012-11-03 12:20:55 AM  

geekbikerskum: Man, that's a high-mileage 29. Don't do drugs, kids.


Or do moar drugs. That's my plan anyways.

//it's all downhill from here
 
2012-11-03 01:14:53 AM  
Oh dear.... this thread has had me in tears of laughter. and spitting my morning coffee all over the screen...

/rest of the doesn't look so bad now.
 
2012-11-03 01:43:57 AM  

Treygreen13: Looks like her eyes are still orgasming.


Pee Wee has a sister?
 
2012-11-03 03:54:16 AM  
I'll have the fappacino
 
2012-11-03 05:18:40 AM  
'Drug parafernalia' is the most ridiculous charge ever.
 
2012-11-03 08:47:15 AM  

JonnyBGoode: Marty Feldman eyes


That was MAGNIFICENT!
 
2012-11-03 09:48:28 AM  

clivecusslerfan: MoronLessOff: JesusJuice: This thread needs more pictures of ladies masturbating.

Fridays_Child

/you're welcome

She was the first one I thought of. Had me worried.

/Loves me some Radiant_Nea
//Grits!


I've seen her, but I've never watched her shows.
 
2012-11-03 08:12:16 PM  
And no one in the store offered to help her out?

Someone has their standards way too high... "Sharp knees" I'm guessing?
 
2012-11-05 07:10:35 PM  

JonnyBGoode: She'll unease you
She has fleas too
And she has Hodgkin's disease too
She's atrocious
Sometimes she forgets to make the toilet bowl flush
She's got Kirstie Alley big fat thighs
She's got
Marty Feldman eyes


That's Mr. Feldman, to you, sir.

*googly-eyed-sigh*
 
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