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(The Smoking Gun)   Mmm, That's Frothy: Woman arrested after being spotted getting jiggy with herself inside a Starbucks   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 135
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2012-11-02 01:56:24 PM
Let's be honest: there hasn't been anything worth masturbating about at Starbucks since they stopped serving the Chantico.
 
2012-11-02 02:40:00 PM
You could tell she wasn't going to be hot by virtue of the fact she was arrested for doing this.
 
2012-11-02 02:40:48 PM
WARNING: MAY CAUSE RETINAL SCARRING
 
2012-11-02 02:41:31 PM
How the internet has corrupted me:

I was confused that this article had nothing to do with Rick Santorum.
 
2012-11-02 02:43:26 PM
BUT I SPECIFICALLY ORDERED A VENTI NO-FOAM TWATTE'
 
2012-11-02 02:45:29 PM

markie_farkie: BUT I SPECIFICALLY ORDERED A VENTI NO-FOAM TWATTE'


There's good money in films for the ones that foam.
 
2012-11-02 02:53:19 PM
Amateur.
/not Mr. Pee Pee
 
2012-11-02 03:31:11 PM

Shostie: I was confused that this article had nothing to do with Rick Santorum.


I'm not the only one.
 
2012-11-02 03:37:56 PM
I'd get jiggy with Katie.
 
2012-11-02 03:38:58 PM
Your average pig just loves him a drug bust. To him, it's better than sex. If they tell you otherwise, they are liars.
 
2012-11-02 03:39:07 PM
So, 'the writing my screenplay' in a starbucks has blown over, and it's full masturbation? Got it.
*trots to local sb*
 
2012-11-02 03:39:56 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

She's got one eye on the coffee and the other on her toffee.
 
2012-11-02 03:40:00 PM
She's 29?? So who is in the mugshot, her mom?

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-11-02 03:40:23 PM
I though the machines stopped automatically went you lifted the lid.
 
2012-11-02 03:40:53 PM

markie_farkie: BUT I SPECIFICALLY ORDERED A VENTI NO-FOAM TWATTE'


It was just the yeast. NO REFUND!
 
2012-11-02 03:42:13 PM
That would have been hot if she was good looking, but instead, she's ugly so it's disgusting.
 
2012-11-02 03:42:58 PM
Looks like her eyes are still orgasming.
 
2012-11-02 03:43:23 PM

JohnCarter: She's 29?? So who is in the mugshot, her mom?

[horrifyingly ugly mugshot]


That's a very hard 29. I don't know what flavor of nose candy she takes nor do I want to know.
 
2012-11-02 03:43:55 PM
I'll have what she's having.
 
2012-11-02 03:44:14 PM
She was prob thinking about how great she felt last night when she voted early for Barack Obama.
 
2012-11-02 03:45:47 PM
I am going to fap to this, but I won't enjoy it.
 
2012-11-02 03:47:10 PM
people these days

where was the concern when Nikki was in a hotel lobby with a magazine? Where? Where? This was perfectly acceptable 30 years ago

that's what's wrong with america today

*fap*
 
2012-11-02 03:47:12 PM

JohnCarter: She's 29?? So who is in the mugshot, her mom?

[i.cdn.turner.com image 200x267]


ouch. I was thinking to myself "what's the big deal?" until I saw the photo. I didn't expect Scarlett Johansson, but that's just fugly. that would definitely ruin my muffin and coffee
 
2012-11-02 03:47:46 PM
did she finish?
 
2012-11-02 03:48:38 PM
Did the cop let her finish the rub-out?
 
2012-11-02 03:48:49 PM

Cymbal: She was prob thinking about how great she felt last night when she voted early for Barack Obama.


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How Grass & Trees Become Enlightened

During the Kamakura period, Shinkan studied Tendai six years and then studied Zen seven years; then he went to China and contemplated Zen for thirteen years more.

When he returned to Japan many desired to interview him and asked onscure questions. But when Shinkan received visitors, which was infrequently, he seldom answered their questions.

One day a fifty-year-old student of enlightenment said to Shinkan: "I have studied the Tendai school of thought since I was a little boy, but one thing in it I cannot understand. Tendai claims that even the grass and trees will become enlightened. To me this eems very strange."

"Of what use is it to discuss how grass and trees become enlightened?" asked Shinkan. "The question is how you yourself can become so. Did you ever consider that?"

"I never thought of it in that way," marveled the old man.

"Then go home and think it over," finished Shinkan.
 
2012-11-02 03:49:04 PM
I wonder what her streamate name is.
 
2012-11-02 03:49:50 PM

Ed Finnerty: [i.cdn.turner.com image 200x267]

She's got one eye on the coffee and the other on her toffee.


She looks like Peter Lorre.

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2012-11-02 03:50:19 PM
I guess she really liked her muffin.
 
2012-11-02 03:51:17 PM

Too Pretty For Prison: ouch. I was thinking to myself "what's the big deal?" until I saw the photo. I didn't expect Scarlett Johansson, but that's just fugly. that would definitely ruin my muffin and coffee


That's not hot buter on your muffin and that's not cream in your coffee.
 
2012-11-02 03:53:15 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-02 03:54:51 PM

DirkTheDaring: I wonder what her streamate MFC name is.

 
2012-11-02 03:57:25 PM
Where is the outrage people? This is nothing short of appearance discrimination. If she were hot, she would have gotten off without so much as a fap on the wrist.
 
2012-11-02 03:59:57 PM

Cymbal: Where is the outrage people? This is nothing short of appearance discrimination. If she were hot, she would have gotten off without so much as a fap on the wrist.


If she were a man (and didn't have a crack pipe) she'd be in jail and would forever be required to tell her neighbors that she is a sex offender.
 
2012-11-02 04:01:44 PM

Treygreen13: Cymbal: Where is the outrage people? This is nothing short of appearance discrimination. If she were hot, she would have gotten off without so much as a fap on the wrist.

If she were a man (and didn't have a crack pipe) she'd be in jail and would forever be required to tell her neighbors that she is a sex offender.


You got caught man, keep your head up and let it go
 
2012-11-02 04:02:43 PM

Treygreen13: Cymbal: Where is the outrage people? This is nothing short of appearance discrimination. If she were hot, she would have gotten off without so much as a fap on the wrist.

If she were a man (and didn't have a crack pipe) she'd be in jail and would forever be required to tell her neighbors that she is a sex offenderlooks like Peter Lorre.


FTFY
 
2012-11-02 04:03:58 PM

jim32rr: Treygreen13: Cymbal: Where is the outrage people? This is nothing short of appearance discrimination. If she were hot, she would have gotten off without so much as a fap on the wrist.

If she were a man (and didn't have a crack pipe) she'd be in jail and would forever be required to tell her neighbors that she is a sex offender.

You got caught man, keep your head up and let it go


It's just so awkward every time I move to tell my neighbors, "I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. Looptid."
 
2012-11-02 04:04:12 PM
I was laughing how the comments in a masturbation thread on the smoking gun could turn political, but I see it happens here too...yes welcome to Fark; welcome to Murika
 
2012-11-02 04:05:03 PM
bluraymedia.ign.com
 
2012-11-02 04:06:43 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-02 04:08:02 PM
maybe she just needed an orgasm
 
2012-11-02 04:08:05 PM

RodneyToady: Let's be honest: there hasn't been anything worth masturbating about at Starbucks since they stopped serving the Chantico.


Are you sure?

Link
 
2012-11-02 04:08:10 PM

ChipNASA: [i.imgur.com image 801x177]


Great, now I have macaroni salad all over my monitor. Thanks a lot.
 
2012-11-02 04:10:02 PM
CAUTION: Contents are hot
 
2012-11-02 04:10:31 PM
rubbin' her nubbin
patting the bunny
petting the kitty
stirring the soup
checking the oil
gardening
noodling the catfish



go on...
 
2012-11-02 04:14:01 PM

Richard Freckle: I was laughing how the comments in a masturbation thread on the smoking gun could turn political, but I see it happens here too...yes welcome to Fark; welcome to Murika


I wasn't being political. Just stating the obvious that Obama makes pussy cream their jeans much more than his magic underwear-donning opponent.
 
2012-11-02 04:14:35 PM

MoronLessOff: DirkTheDaring: I wonder what her streamate MFC name is.


Not Romanian enough.
 
2012-11-02 04:14:45 PM
This thread needs more pictures of ladies masturbating.
 
2012-11-02 04:17:00 PM

JesusJuice: This thread needs more pictures of ladies masturbating.


Fridays_Child

/you're welcome
 
2012-11-02 04:17:36 PM

SweetSaws: CAUTION: Contents are hot


That's a gross overstatement
 
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