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(Huffington Post)   Apparently God intended for Richard Mourdock to plummet in the polls   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 152
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2012-11-02 11:37:03 AM
i really hope he loses. it would be yet another teabagger who has kept the GOP from controlling the senate, right along with sharron angle and christine o'donnell.
 
2012-11-02 11:38:36 AM
Why does god hate the teabaggers so much?
 
2012-11-02 11:47:00 AM

NowhereMon: Why does god hate the teabaggers so much?


because they're unchristian?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-11-02 11:47:43 AM
If he were to be butt-raped and got aids would that be part of God's plan?
 
2012-11-02 11:48:35 AM
I wouldn't be surprised to see Indiana turn blue again this election. I know 538 is picking a Romney win, but Indiana's one of the two states he got wrong last time, and people here are pretty freakin' disgusted with Republicans' obstruction and gridlock, so...

Who knows?
 
2012-11-02 12:45:06 PM

Vodka Zombie: I wouldn't be surprised to see Indiana turn blue again this election. I know 538 is picking a Romney win, but Indiana's one of the two states he got wrong last time, and people here are pretty freakin' disgusted with Republicans' obstruction and gridlock, so...

Who knows?


Not likely. The poll aggregate at Electoral Vote has Romney up in Indiana 55-42 and has had similar margins there for months. Still, Mourdock going down because he's such an insufferable asshole would be good enough for me.
 
2012-11-02 12:45:37 PM
The other crazy person named Mourdock was lovable and a comic foil to Mr T. This guy's just an asshole.
 
2012-11-02 01:00:20 PM

vpb: If he were to be butt-raped and got aids would that be part of God's plan?


Depends, would it be legitimate butt rape?
 
2012-11-02 01:12:10 PM
It's amazing to think that if these people had simply not said these insane things in public, they would probably still have a Senate majority and these guys would be elected. That's how farking insane the GOP is and how little the US population cares.
 
2012-11-02 01:22:37 PM
I hope. I'll do my part to make it so in a couple of hours.
 
2012-11-02 01:27:02 PM
God doesn't exist, subby
 
2012-11-02 01:28:53 PM
Sweet, sweet justice.
 
2012-11-02 01:29:25 PM
Even when campaigns collapse in that horrible situation of condoning rape, that it is something that God intended to happen.
 
2012-11-02 01:29:41 PM

vpb: If he were to be butt-raped and got aids would that be part of God's plan?


Mourdock would be a hypocrite if he didn't think so..
 
2012-11-02 01:30:44 PM
Donnelly leads, 47 percent to 36 percent, according to a Howey/DePauw University Battleground Poll released Friday morning.

Past Howey/DePauw surveys showed the two candidates tied in March, and put Donnelly 2 points ahead in September.


This is a really good measure of how farking stupid people are. He didn't actually change any of his policies. He was this farking stupid back in March, when he was polling even. So I think every single person who switched between now and March needs to take a good long introspection break to figure out WTF they were thinking.
 
2012-11-02 01:31:36 PM
If I move into this guy's house and change all the locks, that means God meant for me to live there, right?
 
2012-11-02 01:32:29 PM
My new series of videos should be out soon; Pandering Gone Wild.

//see GOP candidates drunk with ambition lose all inhibitions
 
2012-11-02 01:32:42 PM
The Tea Party is the greatest gift Senate Democrats ever received.
 
2012-11-02 01:33:18 PM
The Mourdock campaign downplayed the results, releasing its second internal poll this week to show him narrowly ahead.

Ya asking the dozen people working your campaign would probably give you a narrow lead..

This farker deserves to have his election chances raped by an angry God.
 
2012-11-02 01:33:21 PM

FlashHarry: i really hope he loses. it would be yet another teabagger who has kept the GOP from controlling the senate, right along with sharron angle and christine o'donnell.


Yeah, but Texas is still sending that Teatard farkwit Ted Cruz.
Sorry 'bout that.
 
2012-11-02 01:33:40 PM
Schadenfreude levels rising...
 
2012-11-02 01:35:51 PM

Baelz: The Mourdock campaign downplayed the results, releasing its second internal poll this week to show him narrowly ahead.

Ya asking the dozen people working your campaign would probably give you a narrow lead..

This farker deserves to have his election chances raped by an angry God.


Bonus: internal poll's margin of error was +/- 4%.
 
2012-11-02 01:36:05 PM

CPennypacker: God doesn't exist, subby


NON-BELIEVER!
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2012-11-02 01:36:54 PM
He's more freakish than we were led to believe.

www.blogcdn.com 

/no longer a head in the polls...
 
2012-11-02 01:37:54 PM

Barfmaker: vpb: If he were to be butt-raped and got aids would that be part of God's plan?

Depends, would it be legitimate butt rape?


Of course it would be legitimate butt rape. He wouldn't get pregnant.
 
2012-11-02 01:38:13 PM

vpb: If he were to be butt-raped and got aids would that be part of God's plan?


AIDS is always part of God's plan.
 
2012-11-02 01:39:00 PM

NowhereMon: Why does god hate the teabaggers so much?


I'm sure his reasons are pretty much the same as ours.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2012-11-02 01:41:05 PM
I'll believe Mourdock loses when I see it. IN is all too capable of going red year after year for no other reason than there's an R after a candidate's name.
 
2012-11-02 01:41:32 PM

BSABSVR: The other crazy person named Mourdock was lovable and a comic foil to Mr T. This guy's just an asshole.


Don't forget Murdoc the deranged assassin who blew himself up time and again trying to get to MacGyver!
 
2012-11-02 01:42:09 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: He's more freakish than we were led to believe.

[www.blogcdn.com image 456x512] 

/no longer a head in the polls...


Ba dum... tish!
 
2012-11-02 01:42:36 PM

lennavan: This is a really good measure of how farking stupid people are. He didn't actually change any of his policies. He was this farking stupid back in March, when he was polling even. So I think every single person who switched between now and March needs to take a good long introspection break to figure out WTF they were thinking.


It's smiliar to what some of the RON PAUL folks were saying back in March and that David Brooks and Ross Douthat are saying about Romney now.
"Sure he says this crazy stuff, but it's not like he can do all of it. And he probably doesn't mean most of it it anyway. It's just election pandering."

PRO TIP AMERICA: Sounding like you just walked in from 1950 is not pandering. It's just backwards.
 
2012-11-02 01:44:26 PM
Praise Allah


//or Saint Reagan, peace be upon him
 
2012-11-02 01:45:32 PM
It couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.
 
2012-11-02 01:45:39 PM

Maud Dib: Yeah, but Texas is still sending that Teatard farkwit Ted Cruz.


Oh, I'm certain they will rue the day he was sent to represent Texas in the Senate. Many lulz are foreseen.
 
2012-11-02 01:45:40 PM
That poll seems like an extreme outlier.
 
2012-11-02 01:45:50 PM
It's not his fault. Just because some women rape easier than others, it doesn't mean those women have a right to abort those babies. It's the woman's fault that she was raped in the first place.
/I just felt my soul leave my body
 
2012-11-02 01:46:12 PM

T. Dawg: BSABSVR: The other crazy person named Mourdock was lovable and a comic foil to Mr T. This guy's just an asshole.

Don't forget Murdoc the deranged assassin who blew himself up time and again trying to get to MacGyver!


Don't forget Molock the demon who sent children to Hell.
 
2012-11-02 01:46:54 PM

BSABSVR: PRO TIP AMERICA: Sounding like you just walked in from 1950 is not pandering. It's just backwards.


I think it is pandering and that makes it even worse. It is pandering to a dying constituency that doesn't share the same values of the rest of the country. It's bad for the country because it legitimizes awful views and it's a bad political view because their voters are dying off at a rapid pace.

How many more elections will it take until these views are met with a resounding "Meh" by the vast majority of the population? I say 2020.
 
2012-11-02 01:47:29 PM
Color me surprised to find that Indiana is considerably less retarded than Missouri.
 
2012-11-02 01:47:49 PM

Spartapuss: T. Dawg: BSABSVR: The other crazy person named Mourdock was lovable and a comic foil to Mr T. This guy's just an asshole.

Don't forget Murdoc the deranged assassin who blew himself up time and again trying to get to MacGyver!

Don't forget Molock the demon who sent children to Hell.


Or the Morelocks from The Time Machine
 
2012-11-02 01:50:01 PM

Lionel Mandrake: NowhereMon: Why does god hate the teabaggers so much?

I'm sure his reasons are pretty much the same as ours.


When Richard Mourdock looked back on the final days of the election, he saw only one set of footprints in the sand. And God said to him, "You saw only one set of footprints because I stopped to laugh after trolling you into saying that rape is a good thing."
 
2012-11-02 01:50:11 PM

theknuckler_33: That poll seems like an extreme outlier.


I haven't seen any other polls since the rape debate. Do you have any to cite?
 
2012-11-02 01:50:39 PM

theorellior: Maud Dib: Yeah, but Texas is still sending that Teatard farkwit Ted Cruz.

Oh, I'm certain they will rue the day he was sent to represent Texas in the Senate. Many lulz are foreseen.


We already have John 'rape babies are gifts from God' Cornyn in the Senate, so Ted Cruz is just kinda JV evil.
 
2012-11-02 01:51:05 PM

Lionel Mandrake: NowhereMon: Why does god hate the teabaggers so much?

I'm sure his reasons are pretty much the same as ours.


Plus, the added bonus that they kind of use His name in vain.
 
2012-11-02 01:51:32 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Y'all better not forget him either.
 
2012-11-02 01:51:53 PM
Rape babies are a gift from God, because God made womens bodies naturally reject rape babies. If you have a baby after being raped, it means God turned off your natural rape-baby rejection system so you could have it. Consider it a miracle.
 
2012-11-02 01:52:17 PM

IoSaturnalia: Spartapuss: T. Dawg: BSABSVR: The other crazy person named Mourdock was lovable and a comic foil to Mr T. This guy's just an asshole.

Don't forget Murdoc the deranged assassin who blew himself up time and again trying to get to MacGyver!

Don't forget Molock the demon who sent children to Hell.

Or the Morelocks from The Time Machine


Let us not forget Murtaugh, who at only seven days to retirement was busted down to patrolman..
 
2012-11-02 01:54:17 PM

12349876: theknuckler_33: That poll seems like an extreme outlier.

I haven't seen any other polls since the rape debate. Do you have any to cite?


No. I fully admit I'm just going by gut feel here. I'm not really following that particular race very closely, but Mourdock saying really stupid shiat isn't anything new, so it just seems an awfully big swing in a very short amount of time. I'm just taking it with a grain of salt, that's all.
 
2012-11-02 01:54:35 PM
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i'll bet he's "howlin' mad."
 
2012-11-02 01:55:09 PM

vpb: If he were to be butt-raped and got aids would that be part of God's plan?


God, I hope so.
 
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