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(The Daily Caller)   My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who told the Daily Caller that Barack Obama had a 2.6 GPA at Columbia   (dailycaller.com) divider line 48
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2012-11-02 11:47:57 AM  
11 votes:
So farking what? W had an IQ of 2.6
2012-11-02 01:46:00 PM  
7 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: Cythraul: [scrapetv.com image 299x240]

Still better than this.

News flash! Bush isn't running.

Romney graduated as a Baker's Scholar. Top 5% at Harvard.


Barack Obama was elected President of The United States of America.
2012-11-02 01:30:16 PM  
7 votes:
But he had a 4.0 in bongo farting, which is the most important thing.
2012-11-02 01:32:47 PM  
6 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: Cythraul: [scrapetv.com image 299x240]

Still better than this.

News flash! Bush isn't running.

Romney graduated as a Baker's Scholar. Top 5% at Harvard.


So he's a pointy-headed intellectual elitist?

I thought you people hated that.
2012-11-02 01:14:13 PM  
5 votes:
Heard it @ 31 flavors. I guess it's pretty serious.
2012-11-02 02:13:19 PM  
3 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Where does Kevin Bacon enter into this?


If the Republicans lose, it will be in some part because of many ignorant and insensitive comments made by Republicans about rape. Just like Texas Governor candidate, Clayton Williams, wrecked his own campaign in 1990 by making a joke about rape. Ann Richards won the election and with her as the incumbent in 1994, Dubya was able to run against her and win. It was his prominence as Texas Governor that allowed him to run for Presidrlent in 2000 and win*. His eight years as President inspired Oliver Stone to make the film W, the same director who made JFK which featured Kevin Bacon.
2012-11-02 02:10:19 PM  
3 votes:
I'm still waiting for his long-form inauguration certificate
2012-11-02 01:37:12 PM  
3 votes:
Hey guys, I don't want to shock you, but the president is black.
2012-11-02 01:35:15 PM  
3 votes:
tenpoundsofcheese: Romney graduated as a Baker's Scholar.

Couldn't make either Butcher's or Candle Stick Maker's Scholar? Pathetic.
2012-11-02 04:39:45 PM  
2 votes:

internut scholar: Obama gravitated towards leftist his whole life


When the fark is he actually going to get there? He's to the right of center now, so when can we expect him to reach his destination?
2012-11-02 02:26:22 PM  
2 votes:

RevMercutio: [domainnamewire.com image 200x199]

"I had no idea how much people hated bow ties. It took me 20 years to realize that wearing a bow tie is like wearing a middle finger around your neck."

This should clarify the credibility of the Daily Caller. The founder is convinced people hated him for his neckwear.


The only reason some people hate him for his neckwear is because he didn't choose a noose.
2012-11-02 02:04:09 PM  
2 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: karnal: Barack Obama - Estimated IQ Score Range: 121 - 137
Hillary Rodham Clinton - IQ Score = 140
Joe Biden - IQ Score = 121
John McCain's Estimated IQ Score Range: 115 - 125
Ron Paul's Estimated IQ Score Range: 130 - 140
Bill Clinton IQ Score of 159
George W. Bush IQ Score of 138
George H.W. Bush IQ Score of 132
Abraham Lincoln IQ score of 150
Ronald Reagan IQ Score of 105

Come on, if you are going to make stuff up, at least make it plausible.

McCain at 115-125? John McCain was the dumbest SOB to run for President in the modern era.


You read that and picked out McCain as the odd one out?
2012-11-02 01:51:06 PM  
2 votes:
A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered "oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity' 'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical breakthrough', etc.......The man was most impressed.

He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact.

He returned and took a seat, again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A martini please."

Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ, sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh about 100″. So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time.. So he left, returned and took a stool. Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??

This time the man drawled out "Uh.... Bout 50″.

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,

"A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e s-t-i-l-l h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A ?"
2012-11-02 01:49:31 PM  
2 votes:
FlashHarry: so, this is your line of attack - that obama is stupid? really? your'e going with that?

No, that's not it at all. We all know that he's intelligent; I mean the man's a diabolical genius for christ's sake. The low GPA shows that during his college career he was extremely lazy, and perhaps shiftless.
2012-11-02 01:39:20 PM  
2 votes:

cretinbob: So farking what? W had an IQ of 2.6


Not true. Dubya couldn't even spell IQ much less have one.
2012-11-02 01:30:15 PM  
2 votes:
"Well, I got this folder of stuff that's going to be completely useless next Wednesday."
"Might as well burn it now."
2012-11-02 01:27:40 PM  
2 votes:
Man he really pulled his shiat together at Harvard to get Magna Cum Laude then
2012-11-02 01:07:02 PM  
2 votes:
FTA: "The 2.6 grade can't be confirmed, is contradicted by some evidence,"

BUT IT HAS TO BE TRUE! DERP! DERP! DERP
2012-11-02 12:57:32 PM  
2 votes:

cretinbob: So farking what? W had an IQ of 2.6


Still double yours.

I'd tell you how that works, but you wouldn't understand.

AdolfOliverPanties: I thought the mantra was "no one ever saw Barack Obama at Columbia."


With that GPA, there's still truth in the statement.

Look, even if Barry got through school because of quotas, last I heard there is no GPA requirement for the White House. He's not unqualified for the office, he just seems to be in bit over his head, or at least the people he surrounds himself with are and they are the ones that run the executive branch day-to-day. The economy isn't forward fast enough, radically raising taxes won't help that or our debt issues in a significant way, and speak of the debt about the only thing Obama seems capable of doing with it is making it bigger. Time for a change.
2012-11-02 12:41:53 PM  
2 votes:
I know that girl; filthy lying ho.
2012-11-03 12:17:22 AM  
1 votes:

archichris: DamnYankees: People - he's been President for four years already. Let's deal with reality,

Exactly. And the reality is I am smarter than he is and a better student.


You graduated Summa Cum Laude from Harvard? Damn, what are you doing on Fark on a Friday night?
2012-11-02 05:52:50 PM  
1 votes:

Jim_Callahan: Given that a huge chunk of the economy relies very directly on the US's central bank having a good credit rating, default's not gonna happen. Maybe deferred payment on some bonds, but that's about it.


I hope you are right. I really do.

It was nice chatting with you all. But it's now Beer:30, and you thought I was full of derp now, you should see me hurr on some suds.

Good luck on Tues comrades. If Romney wins I will be back to say hi, if he loses I will be in my bunker planning Palin 16'.
2012-11-02 04:58:36 PM  
1 votes:
Paul Ryan stopped by to say that his GPA was 4.0, he double-majored, and he completed college in under three years, can't remember exactly how long, but definitely in the high twos.
2012-11-02 04:38:05 PM  
1 votes:
www.lolbrary.com
2012-11-02 04:01:02 PM  
1 votes:

CorporatePerson: internut scholar: rufus-t-firefly: Citations?
I cited the president's own words, where he wanted to seek out the Marxists professors. It was in his book, I posted the referenced passage up thread.

And yet you still can't produce any evidence that he took a hard left as president.

Are you sure you're not just trolling everybody?


Don't recall seeing the handle on the Politics tab before.
Got-damn trolls.

i865.photobucket.com
2012-11-02 03:44:40 PM  
1 votes:

internut scholar: I disagree, in politics you don't get to where you want to be in one day, or one administration.


So, if I follow, Obama's great big Marxist Socialism plot is to get elected to a first term, pass absolutely nothing socialist at all to lull us into electing him to a second term where BAM-O he can hit us with some Kenyan Kommunism?

That's a very concerning thought you have there.
2012-11-02 03:36:19 PM  
1 votes:

tony41454: No he didn't. It was LOWER because of all the COCAINE he was doing.


Are you at the same group home as hdhale and TPOD?
2012-11-02 03:19:58 PM  
1 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: internut scholar: CorporatePerson: So on a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being "that's silly" and 10 being "certainly a possibility") how likely do you think it is for President Obama to dismantle capitalism and implement a communist economic system in his second term?

0 it wouldn't happen.

That doens't mean I don't want to know what his ideology is.


I told someone else this, I'll tell you too. If Obama wins reelection the world will go on. I will be just fine. I just think Romney would do a better job as president.

What Romney's ideology and how is that shown through his college experience>?


I hear Romney was exposed to the teachings of a man who truly believed theological monarchy to be the most desirable form of government from an early age. During his young adulthood, he even spent time trying to spread this man's ideas abroad. Not only that, but he continues to donate large sums of money to organizations friendly to this belief.
2012-11-02 02:35:24 PM  
1 votes:

Carn: Hey guys, I don't want to shock you, but the president is black.


^^^^October Surprise^^^^

[November Edition]
2012-11-02 02:32:02 PM  
1 votes:

Rev. Skarekroe: How would someone know that?
I don't even remember my own college GPA.


3.14

English BS
2012-11-02 02:26:04 PM  
1 votes:
Man, for such an ignoramus, he sure schooled Romney is his last two debates. Romney clearly shouldn't be allowed within 100 miles of the big chair if he can't even out smart a C student from Columbia Uni. Better luck next time, Repubs.
2012-11-02 02:22:30 PM  
1 votes:

CorporatePerson: internut scholar: CorporatePerson: but they're sure he studied dangerous liberal ideas,

Do you know how they know this? Because Obama admitted as much in his own book:

Yeah, and nobody cared except for the pants-shiatting Republicans who'd cross the street if they saw Wayne Brady.


Well, in their defense, he has been know to choke a biatch.
2012-11-02 02:05:40 PM  
1 votes:
Hmmm. From the NNDB

Barrack Obama: JD Harvard Law School 1991

Mitt Romney: JD Harvard Law School 1975

Don't start any conspiracy theories or anything.
2012-11-02 02:02:56 PM  
1 votes:

karnal: Barack Obama - Estimated IQ Score Range: 121 - 137
Hillary Rodham Clinton - IQ Score = 140
Joe Biden - IQ Score = 121
John McCain's Estimated IQ Score Range: 115 - 125
Ron Paul's Estimated IQ Score Range: 130 - 140
Bill Clinton IQ Score of 159
George W. Bush IQ Score of 138
George H.W. Bush IQ Score of 132
Abraham Lincoln IQ score of 150
Ronald Reagan IQ Score of 105


Come on, if you are going to make stuff up, at least make it plausible.

McCain at 115-125? John McCain was the dumbest SOB to run for President in the modern era.
2012-11-02 02:02:34 PM  
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: tenpoundsofcheese: Cythraul: [scrapetv.com image 299x240]

Still better than this.

News flash! Bush isn't running.

Romney graduated as a Baker's Scholar. Top 5% at Harvard.

So he's a pointy-headed intellectual elitist?

I thought you people hated that.


His ivory tower has a car-elevator.
2012-11-02 01:56:13 PM  
1 votes:
Barack Obama - Estimated IQ Score Range: 121 - 137
Hillary Rodham Clinton - IQ Score = 140
Joe Biden - IQ Score = 121
John McCain's Estimated IQ Score Range: 115 - 125
Ron Paul's Estimated IQ Score Range: 130 - 140
Bill Clinton IQ Score of 159
George W. Bush IQ Score of 138
George H.W. Bush IQ Score of 132
Abraham Lincoln IQ score of 150
Ronald Reagan IQ Score of 105
2012-11-02 01:44:36 PM  
1 votes:
so, this is your line of attack - that obama is stupid? really? your'e going with that?
2012-11-02 01:42:00 PM  
1 votes:
Romney wears magic underpants and talks to invisible people.
2012-11-02 01:38:08 PM  
1 votes:
The 2.6 grade can't be confirmed, is contradicted by some evidence, and it doesn't say anything about the courses, professors and associations Obama was immersed in during his two-year stay in Columbia.

But the source is credible,


Sounds legit.
2012-11-02 01:36:27 PM  
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: Romney graduated as a Baker's Scholar. Top 5% at Harvard.


i50.tinypic.com 

/unskewed
2012-11-02 01:35:51 PM  
1 votes:

tony41454: No he didn't. It was LOWER because of all the COCAINE he was doing.


He really is like his predecessor huh? ;)
2012-11-02 01:31:43 PM  
1 votes:
Herpy derpday to you!
2012-11-02 01:29:37 PM  
1 votes:
These are the same people who thought it was adorably American that Dubya was an admitted C student. Now they're breathlessly damning the president for an evidence free rumor.
2012-11-02 12:50:10 PM  
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: I thought the mantra was "no one ever saw Barack Obama at Columbia."


He went to Columbia? Was he ever arrested with 50 kilos of blow? Can he prove that he wasn't?

/Just asking questions...
2012-11-02 12:49:11 PM  
1 votes:
The 2.6 grade can't be confirmed, is contradicted by some evidence, and it doesn't say anything about the courses, professors and associations Obama was immersed in during his two-year stay in Columbia.

Ha ha ha. Fantastic. We have no idea whether this is true, there is a good chance it's not but still FLASH TRAFFIC!

And being a donor, even a $2,500 donor (watch out, we got a bad ass over here) doesn't get you transcript access to the student body. it maybe gets you an engraved brick somewhere.
2012-11-02 12:48:11 PM  
1 votes:
Where does Kevin Bacon enter into this?
2012-11-02 12:07:21 PM  
1 votes:
I thought the mantra was "no one ever saw Barack Obama at Columbia."
2012-11-02 12:07:16 PM  
1 votes:
scrapetv.com

Still better than this.
 
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