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(The Daily Caller)   My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who told the Daily Caller that Barack Obama had a 2.6 GPA at Columbia   (dailycaller.com) divider line 317
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2012-11-02 09:49:03 PM

FuturePastNow: He graduated Magna cum laude from Harvard Law; at my school, that was 3.65. You're barking up the wrong tree.


Didn't you know? For minorities it's only 1.65, and professors aren't even allowed to give grades to minorities that would result in less than a 2.0.
It's the same way foodstamps for minorities let them buy cigarettes, alcohol, hair weaves, and press on nails.
 
2012-11-02 09:49:55 PM
I honestly don't care as he seems like a bright, reasonable man. However, it doesn't seem to make sense that he was able to get into Harvard with those grades.

/hope I didn't just start the next Republican conspiracy theory
 
2012-11-02 10:53:32 PM

DamnYankees: People - he's been President for four years already. Let's deal with reality,


Exactly. And the reality is I am smarter than he is and a better student.
 
2012-11-02 10:55:30 PM

FuturePastNow: He graduated Magna cum laude from Harvard Law; at my school, that was 3.65. You're barking up the wrong tree farking the wrong chicken.


FTFY
 
2012-11-02 11:04:16 PM
C students run the world. For real though.
 
2012-11-02 11:11:15 PM

archichris: DamnYankees: People - he's been President for four years already. Let's deal with reality,

Exactly. And the reality is I am smarter than he is and a better student.


You've also been President for longer!
 
2012-11-03 12:03:30 AM

vygramul: sirbissel: Wait... I'm confused, what's wrong with a 2.6 GPA? It's a C average. Not fantastic, but it isnt a 1.6 or something.

A 2.0 is straight-Cs. 2.6 implies Bs and maybe even some As.


Well, maybe. On a 4.0 scale 2.6 is a C+/B- average, roughly.
 
2012-11-03 12:14:47 AM
So 3.0 grade points higher than w's.
 
2012-11-03 12:17:22 AM

archichris: DamnYankees: People - he's been President for four years already. Let's deal with reality,

Exactly. And the reality is I am smarter than he is and a better student.


You graduated Summa Cum Laude from Harvard? Damn, what are you doing on Fark on a Friday night?
 
2012-11-03 12:56:55 AM
That reminds me, what ever happened to W's National Guard records from the 80's that were created on software from '95?

What? Crickets. Still...

Keep grasping. One of those straws will pay off. That Super Pac shill money will come through any day now...
 
2012-11-03 01:56:50 AM

hootkr: C students run the world. For real though.


That's not true everywhere, a D- student runs Texas.
 
2012-11-03 02:28:55 AM

AdolfOliverPanties: I thought the mantra was "no one ever saw Barack Obama at Columbia."


The mantra is 'Whatever we can attack Obama on, even if it contradicts what we just finished uttering'. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if one of these assholes flip flopped on back to back questions in the same press conference. These guys are almost making Romney look consistent.
 
2012-11-03 02:30:43 AM

Azlefty: FTA: "The 2.6 grade can't be confirmed, is contradicted by some evidence,"

BUT IT HAS TO BE TRUE! DERP! DERP! DERP


That's about like saying that astate certified birth certificate is fake, but an author's bio in a 20 year old promotional pamphlet is the Word of God.
 
2012-11-03 02:34:06 AM

Rapmaster2000: The 2.6 grade can't be confirmed, is contradicted by some evidence, and it doesn't say anything about the courses, professors and associations Obama was immersed in during his two-year stay in Columbia.

But the source is credible,

Sounds legit.


The source could very well be credible. That doesn't mean that his data is.
 
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2012-11-03 03:12:33 AM

Raharu: karnal: [...]

This time the man drawled out "Uh.... Bout 50″.

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,

"A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e s-t-i-l-l h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A ?"

Conservative Humor



not only that... but as far as i can tell it was originally about Bush.

so a dumb joke stolen from liberals and repurposed into conservative humor... over a decade later.

that sounds about the speed of most conservative "comedy".

hack.
 
2012-11-04 09:00:13 PM
I heard Mitt Romney while attending college had gay sex with all of his Frat bothers as part of a weekly secret society satanic ritual orgy. Afterwards they abducted small children and sacrificed them so their stock portfolios would grow exponentially in offshore bank accounts tax free. In 2014 , after Romney takes office, he is to pool their collective assets, worth 10 trillion dollars, and use it to stage a giant false flag attack against every evangelical Christian church in America. He will use this as an excuse to order martial law in America and demand all citizens must partake in gay butt sex while wearing magic under wear at least 3 times a day.
 
2012-11-05 08:45:18 AM
EwoksSuck

I heard Mitt Romney while attending college had gay sex with all of his Frat bothers as part of a weekly secret society satanic ritual orgy. Afterwards they abducted small children and sacrificed them so their stock portfolios would grow exponentially in offshore bank accounts tax free. In 2014 , after Romney takes office, he is to pool their collective assets, worth 10 trillion dollars, and use it to stage a giant false flag attack against every evangelical Christian church in America. He will use this as an excuse to order martial law in America and demand all citizens must partake in gay butt sex while wearing magic under wear at least 3 times a day.



Oh come on...tell the truth. You heard that from your father who found himself at the business end of a Romney probe that faithful college night....you were his little Ewoke that night, weren't you? Weren't you?


/explains a lot
 
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