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(The Daily Caller)   My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who told the Daily Caller that Barack Obama had a 2.6 GPA at Columbia   (dailycaller.com ) divider line
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2012-11-02 02:22:30 PM  

CorporatePerson: internut scholar: CorporatePerson: but they're sure he studied dangerous liberal ideas,

Do you know how they know this? Because Obama admitted as much in his own book:

Yeah, and nobody cared except for the pants-shiatting Republicans who'd cross the street if they saw Wayne Brady.


Well, in their defense, he has been know to choke a biatch.
 
2012-11-02 02:23:04 PM  

for good or for awesome: CorporatePerson: They'll swear Obama's clearly borderline retarded, and the only sensible conclusion is that he got into Harvard because he was unfairly handed an opportunity that should have gone to a smarter, more qualified white person.

I just don't get this. They have what, a handful of gaffs? A teleprompter that every politician uses? How are they seeing him a stupid?


They are seeing him as dark skinned. For a tragically large number of people, that is all the evidence they need.
 
2012-11-02 02:23:23 PM  

RevMercutio:
domainnamewire.com

"I had no idea how much people hated bow ties. It took me 20 years to realize that wearing a bow tie is like wearing a middle finger around your neck."

This should clarify the credibility of the Daily Caller. The founder is convinced people hated him for his neckwear.


maxblumenthal.com
upload.wikimedia.org

what's all this about middle fingers and bow ties?
 
2012-11-02 02:24:23 PM  

Cythraul: [scrapetv.com image 299x240]

Still better than this.


But see Bush getting in because his dad was who he was and had gone to the college before makes Bush awesome. Obama getting low grades (if it was true) makes him a dumb ass ni*bong*!
 
2012-11-02 02:24:49 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Cythraul: [scrapetv.com image 299x240]

Still better than this.

News flash! Bush isn't running.

Romney graduated as a Baker's Scholar. Top 5% at Harvard.


News flash! You're a troll and I'm not really going to respond to you in any way other than to tell you you're a troll!
 
2012-11-02 02:26:02 PM  

bikerific: karnal: The guy had to try it one more time.. So he left, returned and took a stool. Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??

This time the man drawled out "Uh.... Bout 50″.

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,

"A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e s-t-i-l-l h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A ?"


This is the first time I've actually found a conservative "joke" to be funny.


Don't give him too much credit, he just replaced "Bush" with "Obama"
 
2012-11-02 02:26:04 PM  
Man, for such an ignoramus, he sure schooled Romney is his last two debates. Romney clearly shouldn't be allowed within 100 miles of the big chair if he can't even out smart a C student from Columbia Uni. Better luck next time, Repubs.
 
2012-11-02 02:26:22 PM  

RevMercutio: [domainnamewire.com image 200x199]

"I had no idea how much people hated bow ties. It took me 20 years to realize that wearing a bow tie is like wearing a middle finger around your neck."

This should clarify the credibility of the Daily Caller. The founder is convinced people hated him for his neckwear.


The only reason some people hate him for his neckwear is because he didn't choose a noose.
 
2012-11-02 02:26:24 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: News flash! Bush isn't running.


Yep, but that does prove that having two standards like this makes you either partisan or racist.
 
2012-11-02 02:27:09 PM  

CorporatePerson: internut scholar: CorporatePerson: but they're sure he studied dangerous liberal ideas,

Do you know how they know this? Because Obama admitted as much in his own book:

Yeah, and nobody cared except for the pants-shiatting Republicans who'd cross the street if they saw Wayne Brady.


I'm sure some people may have a problem with their president seeking out Marxist professors when he attended college. I can see why people would want to investigate this more.


The way that you worded it, made it sound like they had no reason what-so-ever to suspect that he associated with radicals.
 
2012-11-02 02:27:11 PM  
in his lat two debates...in.
 
2012-11-02 02:28:09 PM  

tony41454:
imageshack.us
No he didn't. It was LOWER because of all the COCAINE he was doing.
imageshack.us

 
2012-11-02 02:28:58 PM  
This is on the heals of a story that the Daily Caller published in which they claim that Bob Menendez solicited prostitutes in the Dominican Republic, except that the story isn't verified by any witnesses and they can't even verify that Menendez was even in the Dominican Republic at the alleged time.

At this point, I think anyone should be given free reign to punch Tucker Carlson's father in the face once time for not using a condom.
 
2012-11-02 02:29:00 PM  

internut scholar: CorporatePerson: internut scholar: CorporatePerson: but they're sure he studied dangerous liberal ideas,

Do you know how they know this? Because Obama admitted as much in his own book:

Yeah, and nobody cared except for the pants-shiatting Republicans who'd cross the street if they saw Wayne Brady.

I'm sure some people may have a problem with their president seeking out Marxist professors when he attended college. I can see why people would want to investigate this more.


The way that you worded it, made it sound like they had no reason what-so-ever to suspect that he associated with radicals.


Yes, it's obvious that association is what turned him into such a raging centrist.
 
2012-11-02 02:29:10 PM  
>Corvus: Yep, but that does prove that having two standards like this makes you either partisan or racist.

either? or?
 
2012-11-02 02:29:11 PM  

keithgabryelski: RevMercutio:
[domainnamewire.com image 200x199]

"I had no idea how much people hated bow ties. It took me 20 years to realize that wearing a bow tie is like wearing a middle finger around your neck."

This should clarify the credibility of the Daily Caller. The founder is convinced people hated him for his neckwear.

[maxblumenthal.com image 209x300]
[upload.wikimedia.org image 304x362]

what's all this about middle fingers and bow ties?


Bow tie wearers are smug assholes.
Get a load of this prick: 

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-02 02:30:10 PM  

internut scholar: I'm sure some people may have a problem with their president seeking out Marxist professors when he attended college


Know your enemy.

Anyone who still cares about Obama's college years after seeing him in the office for 3 and a half should not be allowed to vote. Or breed.
 
2012-11-02 02:30:11 PM  

bikerific: If you are into middle age and still listing your GPA on your resume, that's not really a good sign.


The Obama camp leaked it to hide his abysmal performance in pre-school putty and nappy. The onion has many layers.
 
2012-11-02 02:31:16 PM  

ultraholland: >Corvus: Yep, but that does prove that having two standards like this makes you either partisan or racist.

either? or?


Forgot AND/or
 
2012-11-02 02:31:23 PM  

for good or for awesome: CorporatePerson: They'll swear Obama's clearly borderline retarded, and the only sensible conclusion is that he got into Harvard because he was unfairly handed an opportunity that should have gone to a smarter, more qualified white person.

I just don't get this. They have what, a handful of gaffs? A teleprompter that every politician uses? How are they seeing him a stupid?


AHEM...He's blah
 
2012-11-02 02:31:46 PM  

for good or for awesome: I just don't get this. They have what, a handful of gaffs? A teleprompter that every politician uses? How are they seeing him a stupid?


Black people not named Thomas Sowell or Clarence Thomas are affirmative action recipients. Always.
 
2012-11-02 02:32:02 PM  

internut scholar: The way that you worded it, made it sound like they had no reason what-so-ever to suspect that he associated with radicals.


I studied Marxism in high school. Maybe I'm a dangerous radical, too.

Secret communism is important business in 2012...
 
2012-11-02 02:32:02 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: How would someone know that?
I don't even remember my own college GPA.


3.14

English BS
 
2012-11-02 02:32:19 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: But he had a 4.0 in bongo farting, which is the most important thing.


My keyboard is ruined. I hope you're happy.
 
2012-11-02 02:32:44 PM  

karnal: A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered "oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity' 'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical breakthrough', etc.......The man was most impressed.

He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact.

He returned and took a seat, again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A martini please."

Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ, sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh about 100″. So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time.. So he left, returned and took a stool. Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??

This time the man drawled out "Uh.... Bout 50″.

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,

"A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e s-t-i-l-l h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A ?"


Conservative Humor
 
2012-11-02 02:33:09 PM  

RyogaM: internut scholar: I'm sure some people may have a problem with their president seeking out Marxist professors when he attended college

Know your enemy.

Anyone who still cares about Obama's college years after seeing him in the office for 3 and a half should not be allowed to vote. Or breed.


To be fair, they're probably the sad sacks whose lives peaked in high school, when they still got all the babes and could smoke weed at their sweet! jobs at the movie theater.
 
2012-11-02 02:33:49 PM  
I've been out of town. When I left they were hating Obama for being a smarty pants.
 
2012-11-02 02:33:57 PM  

keithgabryelski: RevMercutio:
[domainnamewire.com image 200x199]

"I had no idea how much people hated bow ties. It took me 20 years to realize that wearing a bow tie is like wearing a middle finger around your neck."

This should clarify the credibility of the Daily Caller. The founder is convinced people hated him for his neckwear.

[maxblumenthal.com image 209x300]
[upload.wikimedia.org image 304x362]

what's all this about middle fingers and bow ties?


I actually like bow ties, and would wear one. Then again, I am a prick.

"It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down his fork and stared at me for a few moments. "A bow tie announces to the world you can no longer get an erection."
― David Sedaris
 
2012-11-02 02:35:24 PM  

Carn: Hey guys, I don't want to shock you, but the president is black.


^^^^October Surprise^^^^


[November Edition]

 
2012-11-02 02:40:42 PM  

CorporatePerson: internut scholar: The way that you worded it, made it sound like they had no reason what-so-ever to suspect that he associated with radicals.

I studied Marxism in high school. Maybe I'm a dangerous radical, too.

Secret communism is important business in 2012...


I read Karl Marx in a college class the week before we read Reagan's Challenger speech.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

// it means you're in a rhetoric class, numbnuts
 
2012-11-02 02:41:18 PM  
So? 2.6 is passing, therefore he earned his degree, therefore there's nothing to complain about academic-wise in his past.

He also passed the bar at some point, iirc, and then went on to build a professional resume at which point none of that mattered anymore at all.

Basically, even were this legit it'd still be unremarkable and irrelevant, what exactly is the point supposed to be?

//Technically 2.5 would not be a GPA capable of graduating from my undergrad program, but I'm an engineer and not one stupid enough to hold other programs to the same standards as departments where bridges start falling down and plants start exploding if you let incompetents pass.
 
2012-11-02 02:42:52 PM  
"I want all the derp."
"All the derp?"
garyoldman.jog
"ALLLLL THE DERRRRP!!!"
 
2012-11-02 02:44:26 PM  

cretinbob: So farking what? W had an IQ of 2.6


What does it matter what his farking GPA was or what his IQ is? Whoever wrote this is farking stupid. The school won't tell anybody what anybody else's GPA is and somebody is just looking for something to write.

John McCain reputedly graduated dead last in his Academy class. I don't care about shiat like that. What's he done since he graduated.

/Nobody is going to Harvard with a 2.6 anyway.
 
2012-11-02 02:44:52 PM  

Jim_Callahan: So? 2.6 is passing, therefore he earned his degree, therefore there's nothing to complain about academic-wise in his past.

He also passed the bar at some point, iirc, and then went on to build a professional resume at which point none of that mattered anymore at all.

Basically, even were this legit it'd still be unremarkable and irrelevant, what exactly is the point supposed to be?

//Technically 2.5 would not be a GPA capable of graduating from my undergrad program, but I'm an engineer and not one stupid enough to hold other programs to the same standards as departments where bridges start falling down and plants start exploding if you let incompetents pass.


Elitist!
 
2012-11-02 02:47:06 PM  
We get it, Daily Caller, he's black.
 
2012-11-02 02:48:06 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Cythraul: [scrapetv.com image 299x240]

Still better than this.

News flash! Bush isn't running.

Romney graduated as a Baker's Scholar. Top 5% at Harvard.


And so now Harvard is a bastion of higher educational excellence? God farking damnit you're a disingenuous partisan twat.
 
2012-11-02 02:51:24 PM  
Yeah? We have a Governor in Wisconsin that didn't even graduate. Is the GOP going to turn on him next? *crickets*
 
2012-11-02 02:54:04 PM  
How is even possible that tucker Carson didn't crawl back under his rock to die after the Jon Stewart incident?

What kind of pathetic excuse for a human beinh says, "Well, my job as a Fox News replacement toady ended up making me a national laughingstock. Maybe I can restore my reputation by starting a blog that combines the best features of NewsMax and Brietbart."
 
2012-11-02 02:54:29 PM  

Dr Dreidel: I read Karl Marx in a college class the week before we read Reagan's Challenger speech.


Did you also chose your friends carefully? Were you resisting bourgeois society's stifling conventions?

Maybe none of that bothers you, perhaps you are more sympathetic to Marxism than another voter?

I understand that most people here have absolutely no problem with Obama's passage in his book. But that wasn't my original point.

I was pointing out that there are reasons to want to look at the presidents records other than racism.
 
2012-11-02 02:54:59 PM  
He could have graduated 1st or last in his class, can't say I care one bit. It has no bearing on who he is today and what kind of President he is/was.
 
2012-11-02 02:56:02 PM  

internut scholar: Dr Dreidel: I read Karl Marx in a college class the week before we read Reagan's Challenger speech.

Did you also chose your friends carefully? Were you resisting bourgeois society's stifling conventions?

Maybe none of that bothers you, perhaps you are more sympathetic to Marxism than another voter?

I understand that most people here have absolutely no problem with Obama's passage in his book. But that wasn't my original point.

I was pointing out that there are reasons to want to look at the presidents records other than racism.


As evidenced by all the calls for Romney's transcripts and information about what books he read and professors he had.
 
2012-11-02 02:57:59 PM  
In Obama's defense, Death Panels is a very difficult major.
 
2012-11-02 02:58:18 PM  
Philip Francis Queeg

karnal: Barack Obama - Estimated IQ Score Range: 121 - 137
Hillary Rodham Clinton - IQ Score = 140
Joe Biden - IQ Score = 121
John McCain's Estimated IQ Score Range: 115 - 125
Ron Paul's Estimated IQ Score Range: 130 - 140
Bill Clinton IQ Score of 159
George W. Bush IQ Score of 138
George H.W. Bush IQ Score of 132
Abraham Lincoln IQ score of 150
Ronald Reagan IQ Score of 105

Come on, if you are going to make stuff up, at least make it plausible.

McCain at 115-125? John McCain was the dumbest SOB to run for President in the modern era.



Not a McCain fan by any means....but to just call him dumb or stupid is really kind of a dumb or stupid thing to do....especially if you don't know.
McCain'sIQ
 
2012-11-02 02:59:18 PM  

The Larch: How is even possible that tucker Carson didn't crawl back under his rock to die after the Jon Stewart incident?

What kind of pathetic excuse for a human beinh says, "Well, my job as a Fox News replacement toady ended up making me a national laughingstock. Maybe I can restore my reputation by starting a blog that combines the best features of NewsMax and Brietbart."


Ah, you see, you're presuming that Tucker has shame. But Tucker, like most conservatives, was born without this emotion, which Tucker and his fellow conservatives see as a flaw in human engineering. This is why Bill Kristol, the architect of the greatest bed-shiatting of any presidency, and many of his ilk still appear on news talk shows as if their advice and wisdom weren't the equivalent of opposite day.
 
2012-11-02 02:59:28 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: In Obama's defense, Death Panels is a very difficult major.


Yeah but I'm sure he got an A in Socialism Studies, amirite?
 
2012-11-02 02:59:57 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Yeah? We have a Governor in Wisconsin that didn't even graduate. Is the GOP going to turn on him next? *crickets*


Oh, God no. People who go to college are elitists. Universities are only there to brainwash you into being liberal.

Smart people are stupid.
 
2012-11-02 03:01:00 PM  

internut scholar: Maybe none of that bothers you, perhaps you are more sympathetic to Marxism than another voter?

I understand that most people here have absolutely no problem with Obama's passage in his book. But that wasn't my original point.

I was pointing out that there are reasons to want to look at the presidents records other than racism.


So on a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being "that's silly" and 10 being "certainly a possibility") how likely do you think it is for President Obama to dismantle capitalism and implement a communist economic system in his second term?

Followup question, how afraid of you of Obama coming after you for reparations during a second term?
 
2012-11-02 03:05:18 PM  

karnal: Philip Francis Queeg

karnal: Barack Obama - Estimated IQ Score Range: 121 - 137
Hillary Rodham Clinton - IQ Score = 140
Joe Biden - IQ Score = 121
John McCain's Estimated IQ Score Range: 115 - 125
Ron Paul's Estimated IQ Score Range: 130 - 140
Bill Clinton IQ Score of 159
George W. Bush IQ Score of 138
George H.W. Bush IQ Score of 132
Abraham Lincoln IQ score of 150
Ronald Reagan IQ Score of 105

Come on, if you are going to make stuff up, at least make it plausible.

McCain at 115-125? John McCain was the dumbest SOB to run for President in the modern era.


Not a McCain fan by any means....but to just call him dumb or stupid is really kind of a dumb or stupid thing to do....especially if you don't know.
McCain'sIQ


What a convincing citation. One unsupported sentence on Answers.com.

McCain is, was and always will be a dumb SOB.
 
2012-11-02 03:06:14 PM  

karnal: Barack Obama - Estimated IQ Score Range: 121 - 137
Hillary Rodham Clinton - IQ Score = 140
Joe Biden - IQ Score = 121
John McCain's Estimated IQ Score Range: 115 - 125
Ron Paul's Estimated IQ Score Range: 130 - 140
Bill Clinton IQ Score of 159
George W. Bush IQ Score of 138
George H.W. Bush IQ Score of 132
Abraham Lincoln IQ score of 150
Ronald Reagan IQ Score of 105


You realize that those are another variant of the internet arguments over whether Batman could beat Superman in a fight and essentially none of our presidents have actually taken a test and released the results, right?

I mean, not that it matters either way, since what IQ measures isn't actually particularly relevant to the presidency in the first place (actually kinda useless the majority of the time, in all seriousness), but just making sure that people are aware that even if the person posting this isn't making it up, someone at some point was just pulling it out of their ass in the first place.

//A score of 150 in reality means that you have enough facility with pattern recognition that the test ceases to be a reliable test of what it's testing, btw. It's only meaningful as a ranking system to about three stds, which comes out to 145 on the usual metric.
 
2012-11-02 03:07:08 PM  

internut scholar: I was pointing out that there are reasons to want to look at the presidents records other than racism.


Sure, like partisan hackery for instance.

There are no relevant reasons to look at anything Obama did beyond his first term as POTUS. You use records and transcripts and things to predict how someone will be. Obama actually was POTUS. You don't have to predict. You can actually know.

internut scholar: I'm sure some people may have a problem with their president seeking out Marxist professors when he attended college.


Right. So during the first election people were super concerned that electing Obama would bring Marxism to the U.S. But again, rather than try to predict if Obama would bring Marxism to the U.S. as POTUS based on his background, we can actually know. Obama has been POTUS for nearly 4 years and is the current POTUS. Do we live in a Marxist society? No? Question answered.
 
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