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(Daily Kos)   Mitt Romney: Russia is our #1 foe. Matt Romney: Hey Russia, can you invest capital in my California real estate venture?   (dailykos.com) divider line 70
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2012-11-02 11:08:14 AM
Uh oh, there's two quantum Romneys!
 
2012-11-02 11:22:38 AM
The real estate thing is just a cover story. Matt is bringing Bapp to a gulag.
 
2012-11-02 11:33:34 AM

sweetmelissa31: The real estate thing is just a cover story. Matt is bringing Bapp to a gulag.


He's bringing Bapp to Russia because he's hoping to trade him, and get back the blue jeans and LP of "Purple Rain" he sent a surrogate over with to make a deal in 1985.
 
2012-11-02 11:37:29 AM

BunkoSquad: He's bringing Bapp to Russia because he's hoping to trade him, and get back the blue jeans and LP of "Purple Rain" he sent a surrogate over with to make a deal in 1985.


He's also going to spy on Soviet Dressage Horse, and current Olympic champion, Konstantin Pavlovich Loshadev. I hear he may even bring over a vial of polonium.
 
2012-11-02 12:29:52 PM
No, no, no, Romney later changed his answer to Al Qaeda. Are we sure that he didn't ask Al Qaeda to finance his CA real-estate venture?
 
2012-11-02 12:36:24 PM

SphericalTime: No, no, no, Romney later changed his answer to Al Qaeda. Are we sure that he didn't ask Al Qaeda to finance his CA real-estate venture?


No, it was an "Albert K Daw". He's a motivational speaker and building demolition expert. Totally different, he swears.
 
2012-11-02 12:43:36 PM
How many farking sons does her have? So far I count Matt, Mutt, Brap, Bapp, Trip, Torg, Ford and Stewart.
 
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2012-11-02 12:46:23 PM
Why doesn't anyone have a son named Fapp? It sounds like a perfect name for someone from Wasilla or a member of a 19 century cult.
 
2012-11-02 12:54:04 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: SphericalTime: No, no, no, Romney later changed his answer to Al Qaeda. Are we sure that he didn't ask Al Qaeda to finance his CA real-estate venture?

No, it was an "Albert K Daw". He's a motivational speaker and building demolition expert. Totally different, he swears.


Well, I don't know. Did his campaign confirm that? Because we all have to remember that Romney isn't actually allowed to give official statements for the Romney campaign after all those mistakes he made reporting his own campaign's positions during the debates.
 
2012-11-02 12:59:40 PM

sweetmelissa31: BunkoSquad: He's bringing Bapp to Russia because he's hoping to trade him, and get back the blue jeans and LP of "Purple Rain" he sent a surrogate over with to make a deal in 1985.

He's also going to spy on Soviet Dressage Horse, and current Olympic champion, Konstantin Pavlovich Loshadev. I hear he may even bring over a vial of polonium.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-02 01:07:53 PM
Russia is not our enemy, but they aren't our friend either. Also Russia is very corrupt, and any company that does business there or wants to partner with a Russian business had better beware. Extremely shady.
 
2012-11-02 01:10:49 PM
Romney has taught his children to live by the same moral code he does : Personal profit justifies any act.
 
2012-11-02 01:11:45 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Uh oh, there's two quantum Romneys!


Is that like crossing the streams?
 
2012-11-02 01:15:17 PM

vernonFL: Russia is not our enemy, but they aren't our friend either. Also Russia is very corrupt, and any company that does business there or wants to partner with a Russian business had better beware. Extremely shady.


In the USA we just legalized the shady-ness. In Russia they don't bother making up rules to hide their corruption.
 
2012-11-02 01:15:20 PM
greed knows no borders
 
2012-11-02 01:16:11 PM

vernonFL: Russia is not our enemy, but they aren't our friend either. Also Russia is very corrupt, and any company that does business there or wants to partner with a Russian business had better beware. Extremely shady.


It's ok. As business expenses, the bribes are tax-deductible.
 
2012-11-02 01:16:22 PM

Rwa2play: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Uh oh, there's two quantum Romneys!

Is that like crossing the streams?


Does this mean Ann Romney is Gozer?
 
2012-11-02 01:16:46 PM

vernonFL: Also Russia is very corrupt,


Still, Romney could teach them a thing or two.
 
2012-11-02 01:16:53 PM

Jackson Herring: sweetmelissa31: BunkoSquad: He's bringing Bapp to Russia because he's hoping to trade him, and get back the blue jeans and LP of "Purple Rain" he sent a surrogate over with to make a deal in 1985.

He's also going to spy on Soviet Dressage Horse, and current Olympic champion, Konstantin Pavlovich Loshadev. I hear he may even bring over a vial of polonium.

[i.imgur.com image 850x314]


Man, i don't know what's happened to you and the photoshops over the past months, but they crack me the fark up. I totally blow my cover here in the office on some of them.
 
2012-11-02 01:18:07 PM
Peons! How dare you! You think working my way up with this silver spoon in my mouth, this chromium chafing dish for a brain, and this unyielding platinum scepter up my ass was easy?!

//For Trog! For Blaff! For Fopp! Onward Bleargh!
 
2012-11-02 01:18:13 PM
It's probably just a cover for a caviar run so he can celebrate his anticipated victory next week.
 
2012-11-02 01:19:12 PM

vernonFL: Russia is not our enemy, but they aren't our friend either. Also Russia is very corrupt, and any company that does business there or wants to partner with a Russian business had better beware. Extremely shady.


Rmoney is not our enemy, but he ain't our friend either. Also Rmoney is very corrupt, and any company that does business there or wants to partner with a Rmoneyan business had better beware. Extremely shady.

Works almost as well.

/except the "is not our enemy" part
 
2012-11-02 01:20:02 PM
Meh, I find it hard to work up outrage (or even mild amusement) over this. I think we have established quite clearly during the Muhammad sex video flap that the policy of the government of a country should not be confused with the actions of its private citizens. Even among the oligarchy there are people like Mikhail Khodorkhovsky who defy the government.
 
2012-11-02 01:20:06 PM
Tim Yenmor strikes again?
 
2012-11-02 01:20:09 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: Romney has taught his children to live by the same moral code he does : Personal profit justifies any act.


So would you say he is a greedy SOB or a psychopath?
 
2012-11-02 01:20:24 PM
California real estate for vodak. The peasants love their vodak.
 
2012-11-02 01:21:17 PM
Well, their money isn't evil.
 
2012-11-02 01:21:20 PM
To be fair, he said "Geo-political foe", which probably means whatever he needs it to at the moment.
 
2012-11-02 01:21:44 PM

mekki: Philip Francis Queeg: Romney has taught his children to live by the same moral code he does : Personal profit justifies any act.

So would you say he is a greedy SOB or a psychopath?


or?
 
2012-11-02 01:21:54 PM

mekki: Philip Francis Queeg: Romney has taught his children to live by the same moral code he does : Personal profit justifies any act.

So would you say he is a greedy SOB or a psychopath?


Sociopath. Please, get it straight.
 
2012-11-02 01:22:30 PM

Blue_Blazer: Also Rmoney is very corrupt, and any company that does business there or wants to partner with a Rmoneyan business had better beware. Extremely shady.


You gotta be kidding me. I would frickin love to invest in Rmoney because you can know damn well, he's the right guy to maximize your investment no matter what gets in his way.
 
2012-11-02 01:23:10 PM

DirkValentine: Man, i don't know what's happened to you and the photoshops over the past months, but they crack me the fark up. I totally blow my cover here in the office on some of them.


I'm just doing it to impress some broad
 
2012-11-02 01:23:16 PM
It must suck to be in your 40s and still only be known as "Mitt Romney's son".
 
2012-11-02 01:23:21 PM

Rann Xerox: Rwa2play: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Uh oh, there's two quantum Romneys!

Is that like crossing the streams?

Does this mean Ann Romney is Gozer?


More like Ann Coulter would be Gozer

Hmmm that would also mean Rush is the Stay Puff Marshallow Man...

*evilgrin*

Who wants toasted marshmallows?
 
2012-11-02 01:24:27 PM
He learned this from his dad. Mittens is against abortion but bought a fetus disposal company as since it is legal might as well make some money from it...
 
2012-11-02 01:28:29 PM

lennavan: Blue_Blazer: Also Rmoney is very corrupt, and any company that does business there or wants to partner with a Rmoneyan business had better beware. Extremely shady.

You gotta be kidding me. I would frickin love to invest in Rmoney because you can know damn well, he's the right guy to maximize your investment no matter what gets in his way.


I can think of a couple Koch's who were suckered into believing that too. We'll see very soon whether that investment paid off.

/Koch-suckers
//nntawwt
///it just looks funny
 
2012-11-02 01:29:55 PM

monoski: He learned this from his dad


cdn.wl.uproxx.com
 
2012-11-02 01:31:44 PM

DirkValentine: Man, i don't know what's happened to you and the photoshops over the past months, but they crack me the fark up. I totally blow my cover here in the office on some of them.


The evolution of Fartson Herring's photoshops:

Pre-Fartbama:
i611.photobucket.com

Post-Fartbama:
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-02 01:32:24 PM

PanicMan: It must suck to be in your 40s and still only be known as "Mitt Romney's son".


FTFY
 
2012-11-02 01:33:27 PM

Diogenes: mekki: Philip Francis Queeg: Romney has taught his children to live by the same moral code he does : Personal profit justifies any act.

So would you say he is a greedy SOB or a psychopath?

Sociopath. Please, get it straight.


Depending on who works you follow, they are considered the same thing.
 
2012-11-02 01:34:26 PM

Carn: PanicMan: It must suck to be in your 40s and still only be known as "Mitt Romney's son".

FTFY


Let's be honest; it probably doesn't suck all that much.
 
2012-11-02 01:34:49 PM

Jackson Herring: DirkValentine: Man, i don't know what's happened to you and the photoshops over the past months, but they crack me the fark up. I totally blow my cover here in the office on some of them.

I'm just doing it to impress some broad

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

i think you need to try harder
 
2012-11-02 01:35:42 PM

sweetmelissa31: DirkValentine: Man, i don't know what's happened to you and the photoshops over the past months, but they crack me the fark up. I totally blow my cover here in the office on some of them.

The evolution of Fartson Herring's photoshops:

Pre-Fartbama:
[i611.photobucket.com image 396x303]

Post-Fartbama:
[i.imgur.com image 850x314]


I can't see the first one b/c apparently, the only reason i can read fark at work is b/c there HAS to be a sys admin that is a farker. SO MUCH stuff is blocked. but not fark, laughter OL
 
2012-11-02 01:40:06 PM

DirkValentine: I can't see the first one b/c apparently, the only reason i can read fark at work is b/c there HAS to be a sys admin that is a farker. SO MUCH stuff is blocked. but not fark, laughter OL


It's the iconic Deep Thoughts picture. This (nsfw language) is what you will get if you elect Mitt Romney, though.
 
2012-11-02 01:40:33 PM

DirkValentine: i think you need to try harder


nah I think it worked
 
2012-11-02 01:40:59 PM

qorkfiend: Carn: PanicMan: It must suck to be in your 40s and still only be known as "Mitt Romney's son".

FTFY

Let's be honest; it probably doesn't suck all that much.


You're right. I was looking at it solely from the "asshole dad" perspective but not the "life of privilege" angle.
 
2012-11-02 01:41:12 PM
The man has more positions than a rubix cube
 
2012-11-02 01:42:22 PM

sweetmelissa31: DirkValentine: I can't see the first one b/c apparently, the only reason i can read fark at work is b/c there HAS to be a sys admin that is a farker. SO MUCH stuff is blocked. but not fark, laughter OL

It's the iconic Deep Thoughts picture. This (nsfw language) is what you will get if you elect Mitt Romney, though.


without seeing it, i know what it is. Didn't know JH did that.
 
2012-11-02 01:43:01 PM

DirkValentine: without seeing it, i know what it is. Didn't know JH did that.


I think it was my first image macro ever. Also, trust me don't post it any more
 
2012-11-02 01:43:07 PM

Jackson Herring: DirkValentine: i think you need to try harder

nah I think it worked



Hrmm.....not sure what to think about that.....do go on.....
 
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