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(Huffington Post)   The CMAs were last night, and it seems the country music industry is doing to Taylor Swift what John Mayer and the Kennedy kid did   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 213
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2012-11-02 09:45:46 AM
Stick it in her pooper and not return her calls?
 
2012-11-02 09:51:15 AM
it seems the country music industry is doing to Taylor Swift what John Mayer and the Kennedy kid did

Which would be what, exactly?

Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are fantastic and deserve those awards. Taylor Swift has won a ton of awards and probably will win a ton more in the future, so let's not get carried away.
 
2012-11-02 09:58:17 AM
The Academy of Country Music frowns on your headline.

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2012-11-02 09:58:29 AM
Her career is ruined forever. Pity her.
 
2012-11-02 10:03:21 AM
She was nominated just because she remains enormously popular (trust me as the Dad of a 13 year old girl I know of what I speak). He latest album came out 10 days ago,now if she gets shut out next year then I will believe that the Country music elite are tired of her teen angst country-pop songs
 
2012-11-02 10:03:54 AM
Swift may be a good songwriter, but she is far from the best country vocalist or the best live show.

/also, i believe subby was going with 'The CMA's, John Mayer and the Kennedy kid all left her empty handed'. No rock. No stone. No medal. No award.
 
2012-11-02 10:26:41 AM

SlothB77: Swift may be a good songwriter, but she is far from the best country vocalist or the best live show.

/also, i believe subby was going with 'The CMA's, John Mayer and the Kennedy kid all left her empty handed'. No rock. No stone. No medal. No award.


I was thinking the pooper thing.
 
2012-11-02 10:30:11 AM

NuttierThanEver: now if she gets shut out next year then I will believe that the Country music elite are tired of her teen angst country-pop songs


If that is the case, they should just shut down the CMAs completely because country music is literally a neverending minefield of angst and sorrow. I'm not much of a fan of country, but I do listen to it on occasion and I'll be the first to tell you that adult angst country-pop songs aren't any more tolerable than their teen counterparts.
 
2012-11-02 10:41:23 AM

spelletrader: Stick it in her pooper and not return her calls?


Jerk off on her tits and make her clean the bathroom?
 
2012-11-02 10:52:09 AM

gameshowhost: spelletrader: Stick it in her pooper and not return her calls?

Jerk off on her tits and make her clean the bathroom?


Tell her she's like a 10 year old boy and make her mow the lawn?
 
2012-11-02 11:38:57 AM
Is she even really country anymore? I mean, you are going to tell me "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" is a country song? In that case, I am incensed that Katy Perry didn't even get nominated for any CMAs!

Although, it did give us the very good Breaking Bad parody of the song/video... Link
 
2012-11-02 12:04:14 PM
Fark that, ABC did that over Last Resort this week, aren't there enough country music awards every month that they have to keep pre-empting shiat?
 
2012-11-02 12:43:04 PM
Peeing on her?
 
2012-11-02 01:29:32 PM
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2012-11-02 01:29:54 PM
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2012-11-02 01:45:21 PM
Her vocal performance on DWTS this was bad. Pitchy dash.
 
2012-11-02 01:49:15 PM
Do what now?
 
2012-11-02 01:50:19 PM
Country, My Ass!
 
2012-11-02 01:51:36 PM

exick: NuttierThanEver: now if she gets shut out next year then I will believe that the Country music elite are tired of her teen angst country-pop songs

If that is the case, they should just shut down the CMAs completely because country music is literally a neverending minefield of angst and sorrow. I'm not much of a fan of country, but I do listen to it on occasion and I'll be the first to tell you that adult angst country-pop songs aren't any more tolerable than their teen counterparts.


Much of country music is a catalog of the causality and condition of arrested development.
 
2012-11-02 01:52:37 PM
The CMAs strapped a dildo on her and made her peg an awards show?
 
2012-11-02 01:52:44 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: SlothB77: Swift may be a good songwriter, but she is far from the best country vocalist or the best live show.

/also, i believe subby was going with 'The CMA's, John Mayer and the Kennedy kid all left her empty handed'. No rock. No stone. No medal. No award.

I was thinking the pooper thing.


Gonna have to clean the santorum off
 
2012-11-02 01:53:32 PM
The CMAs made her blow them and spit it back in their mouth?
 
2012-11-02 01:53:52 PM
Not nearly enough love for the Zac Brown Band last night either. I was disappointed. Those guys are some of the most talented musicians working in any genre right now.
 
2012-11-02 01:54:20 PM
Hahaha, I get it subby, you're trying to say that the ACM farked her. The only problem with that is it implies that she should have won but got cheated, when in fact that vacuous twit got exactly what she deserved. She has absolutely no talent or skill as a vocalist or a performer or a songwriter, but she has this cute "girl next door" look to her so she gets to make millions of dollars. Personally I see her popularity among younger people as a sign that the younger generation has severely low standards.

/get off my lawn
 
2012-11-02 01:55:36 PM
The CMAs writhed all over her for a half hour, failed to become erect and then moped around the house all evening before muttering something about having to get up early, kissing her lightly on the cheek, avoiding eye contact and driving home without even turning on the radio so it could hear the sound of failure rushing by in the night air?
 
2012-11-02 01:56:46 PM
So she's going to write a trite, bubbly yet angry song about the CMAs?
 
2012-11-02 01:57:11 PM

2words1finger: She has absolutely no talent or skill as a vocalist or a performer or a songwriter, but she has this cute "girl next door" look to her so she gets to make millions of dollars.


Unlike which "country" star of today? It sure as hell isn't the karaoke game show winner they keep trotting out.
 
2012-11-02 01:57:55 PM
Isn't the Country Music industry full of hypocrites anyway?

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He thought so.
 
2012-11-02 01:58:44 PM
Country music nowadays is just regurgitated pop music with a steel guitar-twang and an incredibly transparently fake "just plain folks" vibe.

Whenever I hear some guy (or gal) with a net-worth in the tens of millions singing about the trials and tribulations of "living in a double-wide", part of my soul dies.
 
2012-11-02 01:59:59 PM
This shocks you, subby? Taylor belongs in country as much as GZA belongs in reggae.


She is,however,adept at:

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2012-11-02 02:02:04 PM
This cuddly, Taylor Swift-shiat has to stop. It's not real country music.

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Kick ass!
 
2012-11-02 02:03:22 PM
Is she writing a song about the statuette?
 
2012-11-02 02:10:04 PM
There is a country music singer named Mac McAnally? Really? No picked up on this?
 
2012-11-02 02:15:50 PM

WhippingBoy: Country music nowadays is just regurgitated pop music with a steel guitar-twang and an incredibly transparently fake "just plain folks" vibe.

Whenever I hear some guy (or gal) with a net-worth in the tens of millions singing about the trials and tribulations of "living in a double-wide", part of my soul dies.


Snoop Dogg got nominated. And Lionel Richie. And the Civil Wars. Taylor wasn't even the least-country person there last night. Country can't hang on to banjos and twang forever. That's just how music is going these days. Genres have gotten tossed in a blender and set to 'frappe'. Country is no different. People sing what they like, and as a result, the most popular country singer in the world drops dubstep on everyone and calls it one of her favorite tracks on the album.
 
2012-11-02 02:19:20 PM
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"Or what? You'll light my country music award on fire?"
 
2012-11-02 02:21:31 PM

HKWolf: There is a country music singer named Mac McAnally? Really? No picked up on this?


I picked up on this. How is this possible? Could that actually be his real name? If it's not, why would you choose it.

It sounds like a horrible McDonald's character.
 
2012-11-02 02:22:19 PM

Wellon Dowd: This cuddly, Taylor Swift-shiat has to stop. It's not real country music.


Agreed:


Real Country

Real Country

Good Pop Country
 
2012-11-02 02:25:03 PM

Blowmonkey: HKWolf: There is a country music singer named Mac McAnally? Really? No picked up on this?

I picked up on this. How is this possible? Could that actually be his real name? If it's not, why would you choose it.

It sounds like a horrible McDonald's character.


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2012-11-02 02:29:12 PM
the Kennedy kid

I'm pretty sure he changed that to Anderson.
 
2012-11-02 02:30:01 PM
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2012-11-02 02:30:44 PM
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2012-11-02 02:31:15 PM

HKWolf: There is a country music singer named Mac McAnally? Really? No picked up on this?


dude...Mac is one of the best songwriters alive. He is a lead member of Jimmy Buffett's band. Read up on the dude.
 
2012-11-02 02:33:35 PM

Tom_Slick: Good Pop Country


I swear to whatever unholy deity is listening that if I go into one more farking bar where some fat swamp donkey plays that god damn song on the jukebox or sings it for karaoke I'm barring the doors and starting a Sambuca fire.
 
2012-11-02 02:37:02 PM
Hey Taylor, write a song without starting every line with the word "he" and then get back to us. Until then, walk away you whining, prissy biatch.
 
2012-11-02 02:39:31 PM

MightyPez: I swear to whatever unholy deity is listening that if I go into one more farking bar where some fat swamp donkey plays that god damn song on the jukebox or sings it for karaoke I'm barring the doors and starting a Sambuca fire.


It was a good song, I should have said, over play did kill it, but it was the first decent pop country song that I could think of.
 
2012-11-02 02:43:33 PM
Taylor Swift always looks like she's staring at the sun.
 
2012-11-02 02:43:55 PM

monoski: TrainingWheelsNeeded: SlothB77: Swift may be a good songwriter, but she is far from the best country vocalist or the best live show.

/also, i believe subby was going with 'The CMA's, John Mayer and the Kennedy kid all left her empty handed'. No rock. No stone. No medal. No award.

I was thinking the pooper thing.

Gonna have to clean the santorum off


Isn't that what the drapes are for?
 
2012-11-02 02:45:06 PM

2words1finger: Hahaha, I get it subby, you're trying to say that the ACM farked her. The only problem with that is it implies that she should have won but got cheated, when in fact that vacuous twit got exactly what she deserved. She has absolutely no talent or skill as a vocalist or a performer or a songwriter, but she has this cute "girl next door" look to her so she gets to make millions of dollars. Personally I see her popularity among younger people as a sign that the younger generation has severely low standards.

/get off my lawn


I'm pretty sure I just fell in love with you for that statement!

/We get it, Taylor - you got dumped. Welcome to the world!
//Kanye may have been in the right....
 
2012-11-02 02:45:49 PM
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Taylor Swift giving head to the invisible man
 
2012-11-02 02:49:21 PM

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Taylor Swift giving head to the invisible man


Apparently the Invisible Man is hung like red bull can.
 
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