rudemix: I'll watch Jeremy Brett plummet from the falls any day of the week!
God Is My Co-Pirate: A chubby boy in the guise of a 19th century mountain guide sits on a sedan chair with his accordion; from time to time and for no reason, he pops on a false beard, then pops it off again, the elastic cutting into his cheeks. A sly, fastidious man is half-introduced. His name is Snork, he says, or Stark or Hark or Bark or Snark-it's impossible to hear him until the music stops; at which moment, I catch only the end of his sentence "... and so this is where they invented meringue.'"Am I drunk? Or not drunk enough?
Litig8r: Reading that article is akin to trying to film Tristram Shandy.
Zimmy: How much money is Red Bull spending lately? It seems like they've been in the news a lot recently.
pute kisses like a man: Zimmy: How much money is Red Bull spending lately? It seems like they've been in the news a lot recently.probably because of all of the energy drink controversy. trying to keep a good relationship with the public.
ThighsofGlory: I actually removed my glasses and cleaned them before a second attempt at reading that headline.That was beautiful, man.
DeepDownHounds: Why don't you set your phaser on shut up?
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