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2012-11-02 02:13:22 PM
Well, I know what my friends are getting for xmas.
 
2012-11-02 02:13:22 PM
Get Fit In Bed .... really? That lazy to leave bed - who would then want to work out in bed? Weird books!
 
2012-11-02 02:15:21 PM
DIY sex toys? Is it just a xerox of someone's hand?
 
2012-11-02 02:16:04 PM
Meow meow meow meow meowmeowmeow meow
 
2012-11-02 02:16:40 PM
picture of a sander and someone flipping it off .jpg
 
2012-11-02 02:17:48 PM
DIY sex toys?

*looks at hands*

mkayyyyy.....I got those.
 
2012-11-02 02:19:17 PM
DIY sex toy. Is that like a modified wooden toilet paper roller?
 
2012-11-02 02:21:12 PM

the_peddler: Well, I know what my friends are getting for xmas.


Yeah, that "How to POO at work" manual looks useful.
 
2012-11-02 02:21:21 PM
Both activities involving pussy.
 
2012-11-02 02:22:04 PM
modified paper towel holder?
 
2012-11-02 02:23:54 PM

SDRR: modified paper towel holder?


Well played.
 
2012-11-02 02:25:22 PM

cgraves67: DIY sex toy. Is that like a modified wooden toilet paper roller?


Wow. Just, wow.
 
2012-11-02 02:26:16 PM
What is wrong with DIY sex toys? I've built a Saint Andrews Cross, spanking bench, and home made sling for my dungeon. The electric tinsel whip did not work out so well and my girl friend says I'm not to play with electricity again, EVER!
 
2012-11-02 02:26:31 PM
modified rolling pin?
 
2012-11-02 02:26:46 PM

cgraves67: DIY sex toy. Is that like a modified wooden toilet paper roller?


hipknitism.com
 
2012-11-02 02:27:39 PM
I have some of these...
 
2012-11-02 02:27:56 PM

cgraves67: DIY sex toy. Is that like a modified wooden toilet paper roller?


declubz.com

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2012-11-02 02:30:53 PM
Actually, the "How to Bombproof Your Horse" would be useful. It refers to a horse that is so well-broke and steady that if a bomb went off nearby, you could still maintain control of the horse.

Kinky would be "DIY sex toys for your bombproof horse"
 
2012-11-02 02:30:55 PM

mcwehrle: DIY sex toys?

*looks at hands & vegetable drawer*

mkayyyyy.....I got those.


FTFY
 
2012-11-02 02:31:01 PM
Modified wooden toilet roller? Wow. Just wow.
 
2012-11-02 02:33:02 PM

Matthew Keene: modified rolling pin sawzall?


FTFY
 
2012-11-02 02:33:42 PM
i2.photobucket.com


i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-02 02:35:02 PM
Friend of mine is an OB/GYN and he has some very interesting and cringe-inducing anecdotes carefully scrubbed of all identifying information.

Play safe, don't become an anecdote.
 
2012-11-02 02:35:19 PM
It's not DIY sex toys.. .It's "Pervertables"  

/Expert in the field.
 
2012-11-02 02:35:50 PM

The Southern Dandy: mcwehrle: DIY sex toys?

*looks at hands & vegetable drawer*

mkayyyyy.....I got those.

FTFY


I stand corrected. :)
 
2012-11-02 02:37:27 PM

BolloxReader: Friend of mine is an OB/GYN and he has some very interesting and cringe-inducing anecdotes carefully scrubbed of all identifying information.

Play safe, don't become an anecdote.



A friend of mine is an ER doc at a big city hospital, she too has some very interesting stories.
 
2012-11-02 02:38:50 PM
Hello, Christmas gifts.
 
2012-11-02 02:38:53 PM

SDRR: modified paper towel holder?


Modified hot cocoa sampler box
 
2012-11-02 02:42:54 PM

BolloxReader: Friend of mine is an OB/GYN and he has some very interesting and cringe-inducing anecdotes carefully scrubbed of all identifying information.

Play safe, don't become an anecdote.


When you satellite signal goes out, you become bored.
When you become bored, you start to experiment while sitting in a wooden slatted chair
When you start to experiment while sitting in a wooden slatted chair, you get 'stuck'
When you get 'stuck' you go to the ER Fark.com looking for help
When you go to the ER Fark.com looking for help, you become an anecdote.
Don't become an anecdote.

/Sorry bigz2k
 
2012-11-02 02:45:17 PM
21 farking pages to read on my iPhone?! Are you farking kidding me?!
 
2012-11-02 02:51:20 PM
I consider a well stocked hardware store to be the best place on earth for sex toys. So many possibilities.
 
2012-11-02 02:52:27 PM

Matthew Keene: Meow meow meow meow meowmeowmeow meow


Don't waste your time learning Cat. They're all damn liars, anyway.
 
2012-11-02 02:54:36 PM
www.ihomewholesale.com
 
2012-11-02 02:55:41 PM
What would you use this for? Me, I would shove the business end up my bunghole just enough so that when I farted, I'd sound like a locomotive.

www.piecesofvermont.com
 
2012-11-02 02:58:42 PM

StoPPeRmobile: SDRR: modified paper towel holder?

Modified hot cocoa sampler box


Not such a crappy christmas bonus any more, is it?
 
2012-11-02 02:59:51 PM

Matthew Keene: What would you use this for? Me, I would shove the business end up my bunghole just enough so that when I farted, I'd sound like a locomotive.

[www.piecesofvermont.com image 299x183]


Toot! Toot!
 
2012-11-02 03:00:16 PM

ciberido: Matthew Keene: Meow meow meow meow meowmeowmeow meow

Don't waste your time learning Cat. They're all damn liars, anyway.


And it's way too easy to waste time and money on: It's either "Feed me", or "I'm innocent, it was the dog."
 
2012-11-02 03:07:09 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: cgraves67: DIY sex toy. Is that like a modified wooden toilet paper roller?

[declubz.com image 440x323]

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Klingon bird of prey taking a torpedo up the stern?

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-02 03:17:01 PM

filter: 21 farking pages to read on my iPhone?! Are you farking kidding me?!


there isn't enough posts from whiners with phones. it's a phone, genius. why not just make a post that reads 'i make stink in my pants'?
 
2012-11-02 03:25:43 PM
"How to Start Your Own Country" sounds like it could be a fascinating read, actually. Probably loaded with details that none of us even think of.
 
2012-11-02 03:26:31 PM
Wait - I have a copy of How to have sex in the woods.
 
2012-11-02 03:37:07 PM
2nerd.com
 
2012-11-02 03:43:14 PM
potato, pa-dildo

img109.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-02 03:43:39 PM

Omahawg: [2nerd.com image 550x616]


Alle Hilfe die du brauchst!
 
2012-11-02 03:51:18 PM

Super Chronic: "How to Start Your Own Country" sounds like it could be a fascinating read, actually. Probably loaded with details that none of us even think of.


www.joeydevilla.com
 
2012-11-02 03:54:18 PM
I'm on Amazon ordering know. As soon as I can understand what they're saying to me and tell me just what they want, I'm going to make my cats some terrific sex toys.
 
2012-11-02 03:55:16 PM
I need the "How to Speak Cat" book.

Both my grand-cats look at me like , "EMG, your accent is TERRIBLE! I asked you if we were out of nip and you said, 'I just farted'."
 
2012-11-02 03:56:11 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-02 04:19:15 PM
Is that the sex toys, or the cat language? Because cats all understand yummy sausages.
 
2012-11-02 05:02:04 PM
us9.memecdn.com
 
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