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(Fox News)   Voter intimidation 2008: Black Panthers with billy clubs. Voter intimidation 2012: uniformed Obama employees with assualt rifles   (foxnews.com) divider line 107
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2012-11-02 08:13:36 AM  
I thought it was going to be abrasive elders in hover rounds.
 
2012-11-02 08:19:05 AM  
Subby sounds infromed.
 
2012-11-02 08:27:36 AM  
Riiiiight
 
2012-11-02 08:33:29 AM  
OK that's a pretty good headline.
 
2012-11-02 08:33:47 AM  
Nice!
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-11-02 08:47:29 AM  
Oh no, government workers running the elections? Isn't that against the Constitution?
 
2012-11-02 09:06:24 AM  
MARTIAL LAW! End times!

Study it out!

/Personally, I'm going to be amazed if there isn't at least one shooting at a polling place on election day. We have people who carry guns and still fear Communists in this country.
 
2012-11-02 09:12:49 AM  
www.aljazeera.com
 
2012-11-02 10:50:21 AM  
Hold on -- I thought all LIEbruls were anti-gun. What did I miss?
 
2012-11-02 11:01:28 AM  

TwistedIvory: Hold on -- I thought all LIEbruls were anti-gun. What did I miss?


We're only anti-gun until we need them to enforce our socialist oppression.
 
2012-11-02 11:10:08 AM  
I'm voting Kruschev...if I know what's good for me.
 
2012-11-02 11:12:58 AM  
Fox News something something derp
 
2012-11-02 11:13:54 AM  

TwistedIvory: Hold on -- I thought all LIEbruls were anti-gun. What did I miss?


Apparently, the culling that killed off all the smart conservatives...
 
2012-11-02 11:14:14 AM  

TwistedIvory: Hold on -- I thought all LIEbruls were anti-gun. What did I miss?


Antigun for citizens. Progun when it comes to authoritarian governments.
 
2012-11-02 11:14:18 AM  
You know who else let the military control the polling stations, right?

Seriously, I don't know, please tell me.
 
2012-11-02 11:14:37 AM  
Wtf is up with the poll? almost 60% are saying the federal response to Sandy wasn't adequate? When Christie thinks Obama is doing a decent job you know he couldn't have farked it up too bad.
 
2012-11-02 11:14:44 AM  
I like your style, Subby.
Keep subbing things.
 
2012-11-02 11:14:45 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-02 11:16:14 AM  
Gov. Chris Christie said that in areas without electricity, voting would again be "old school."

"You walk up, get a paper ballot, fill it out and hand it back in," he said.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-02 11:16:44 AM  
www.snopes.com
 
2012-11-02 11:17:01 AM  

Vodka Zombie: MARTIAL LAW! End times!

Study it out!

/Personally, I'm going to be amazed if there isn't at least one shooting at a polling place on election day. We have people who carry guns and still fear Communists in this country.


You don't fear communists? Jesus man, they're like, everywhere!!!!

/red scare, 2014, count on it!
 
2012-11-02 11:17:15 AM  
Logistical nightmare is a nightmare.
 
2012-11-02 11:18:10 AM  

Carth: Wtf is up with the poll? almost 60% are saying the federal response to Sandy wasn't adequate? When Christie thinks Obama is doing a decent job you know he couldn't have farked it up too bad.


It could be the news agencies finding all of the dumbest of dumb innercity poor folk to interview and have them scream that "they need help now!"

I dont know who I enjoy being interviewed the most. The dumb hold my beer redneck type or the dumb cannot do anything for themselves innercity ethinic folk.
 
2012-11-02 11:19:53 AM  
i1.kym-cdn.com

Very nice work, subs.
 
2012-11-02 11:19:59 AM  
Stoking the fire for violent retribution when Romney inevitably loses the election.
 
2012-11-02 11:20:24 AM  

thurstonxhowell: Gov. Chris Christie said that in areas without electricity, voting would again be "old school."

"You walk up, get a paper ballot, fill it out and hand it back in," he said.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x266]


If old school voting was good enough for the Founding Fathers, peace be upon them, then why isn't it good enough for our poor benighted generation?
 
2012-11-02 11:21:59 AM  

Carth: Wtf is up with the poll? almost 60% are saying the federal response to Sandy wasn't adequate? When Christie thinks Obama is doing a decent job you know he couldn't have farked it up too bad.


It's about managing expectations. People expect FEMA to cock things up, with the additional issue of actually being the people receiving the service, rather than doling it out.
 
2012-11-02 11:23:06 AM  
Well done, sir. But in no way, shape or form will I be surprised when that actual headline shows up on Faux.
 
2012-11-02 11:23:25 AM  
Good headline subby. Got me hook, line, and sinker.
 
2012-11-02 11:25:12 AM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Stoking the fire for violent retribution when Romney inevitably loses the election.


I certainly hope so. If the hoverround brigade actually rises up they will get wiped out all at once and then we can get on with actually improving the country.
 
2012-11-02 11:27:09 AM  
I see what you did there, subby. Nice work.
 
2012-11-02 11:27:10 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-02 11:28:16 AM  

Epoch_Zero: [i1.kym-cdn.com image 420x296]

Very nice work, subs.


Nice pic. I dig it. :-)
 
2012-11-02 11:28:45 AM  

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 366x344]


Did you notice how, even when you post the negative, they're still black? That's some evil shiat.
 
2012-11-02 11:29:50 AM  

sprawl15: [i.imgur.com image 490x350]


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-02 11:30:54 AM  

Carth: Wtf is up with the poll? almost 60% are saying the federal response to Sandy wasn't adequate? When Christie thinks Obama is doing a decent job you know he couldn't have farked it up too bad.


40-60 in an online Fox poll is a huge win for Obama. A full 40% of people who hang out on Fox's website and vote in their polls couldn't bring themselves to say he's doing a bad job.
 
2012-11-02 11:31:10 AM  
Alrighty then........another item for the Obama Conspiracy-o-Rama (motherjones.com)
 
2012-11-02 11:31:30 AM  
Wake me up when one of them actually prevents somebody from voting.

Don't bother me if it's just conservatives screeching about nothing, like it always is.
 
2012-11-02 11:32:58 AM  

Carth: Wtf is up with the poll? almost 60% are saying the federal response to Sandy wasn't adequate? When Christie thinks Obama is doing a decent job you know he couldn't have farked it up too bad.


Fox News.
 
2012-11-02 11:38:02 AM  

Carth: Wtf is up with the poll? almost 60% are saying the federal response to Sandy wasn't adequate? When Christie thinks Obama is doing a decent job you know he couldn't have farked it up too bad.


The poll is there so it can be cited by a bunch of derpy bloggers in the days to come. That much is clear. As to whether the numbers are simply false, or are a direct result of Fox news readers doing their patriotic duty to bash the president... you decide!
 
2012-11-02 11:38:11 AM  
Yea, i'm pretty sure this election will end up in SCOTUS
 
2012-11-02 11:38:43 AM  

Karac: If old school voting was good enough for the Founding Fathers, peace be upon them, then why isn't it good enough for our poor benighted generation?


Back then, the um, well, you know, how you say, um....er, that is, you know, ah....the "socialists" weren't allowed to vote. That's the main problem the Tea-per Tantrum has with today's voting, all the "socialists" freely allowed to vote, even the ones who claim they're poor while having a refrigerator in their apartment.
 
2012-11-02 11:40:17 AM  

whidbey: Fox News something something derp


I can tell you didn't read the article. Surprisingly fox news didn't put a negative spin on this. They just reported the fact that DOD was going to help out in the New Jersey election. Subby put spin into his headline.
 
2012-11-02 11:41:54 AM  

MindStalker: whidbey: Fox News something something derp

I can tell you didn't read the article. Surprisingly fox news didn't put a negative spin on this. They just reported the fact that DOD was going to help out in the New Jersey election. Subby put spin into his headline.


bot technology isn't that advanced yet. whidbey 2.0 is doing the best he can
 
2012-11-02 11:42:23 AM  
I'm laughing my ass off now that I finally clicked the link. Oh my lawd. "Uniformed Obama Employees". GOLD.
 
2012-11-02 11:43:48 AM  

MindStalker: whidbey: Fox News something something derp

I can tell you didn't read the article. Surprisingly fox news didn't put a negative spin on this. They just reported the fact that DOD was going to help out in the New Jersey election. Subby put spin into his headline.


It's not uncommon for FOX to put an incendiary headline on a facts only type of article.
 
2012-11-02 11:43:59 AM  
Good trolly headline what really sold me was the misspelling of assault.
 
2012-11-02 11:45:53 AM  
... except that NJ National Guard servicemembers are Chris Christie employees.
 
2012-11-02 11:47:11 AM  
"Uniformed Obama employees"

TROLLOLOLOL!
 
2012-11-02 11:47:12 AM  

Carth: Wtf is up with the poll? almost 60% are saying the federal response to Sandy wasn't adequate? When Christie thinks Obama is doing a decent job you know he couldn't have farked it up too bad.


I really thought the "party before country" attitude would cease to exist if something truly bad happened to the country. I was so very wrong.
 
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