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(New Musical Express)   Twenty things you never knew about Queen's best song, Bohemian Rhapsody   (nme.com) divider line 15
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2012-11-02 09:05:17 PM
6 votes:
FARKHEMIAN RHAPSODY
By Dogbeast

Is this their real life?
Is it just fantasy?
Caught on a website
They're starting to get to me
Open their flies
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Why do they shout at me?
Because I'm 'stupid n00b', 'attention ho'
Die in fire, eat a bowl
All these fricking LOLcats,
They aren't entertaining to me,
To me.

Momma.... I've drunk fifteen cans
I should really go to bed
But I've come to Fark instead
Momma... this is kinda dumb
But it's what I need to get me through the day
Nite Krew! WooooOOOOooooOOOO!
Didn't mean to click that link
It's marked 'Not Safe For Work', my god I'm fired!
farking hell, farking hell.
Well I guess I'll watch some porn then...

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Got sponsored by some chick
Who I sent photos of my dick
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This don't seem so bad
Think I'll hang around here for a while...

*guitar solo*

I see a picture of a kitten with a rifle
Someone help! Someone help!
Caught my testes in the armchair!
Flamewars are in writing
Everybody's fighting!
Sharp knees!

(would you hit that?)
No I wouldn't
(would you hit that?)
No I wouldn't
(would you hit that?)
OK I guess I would
I would, I would, I would

I'm from Chicago, nobody loves me
I play World of Warcarft, look at me, look at me!
Spare me the sight of that man's WIE
Easy come, easy go
Hope I get a greenlight
/Submitter - No! They did not turn it green!
(Turn it green!)
//Submitter - No! They will not turn it green!
(Turn it green!)
///Submitter - No! They never turn it green!
////Never turn it green!
Never never never never noooo
/! /! /! /! /! /! /!!!
Mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia turn it green!
The mods round here are such a bunch of jerks to me...
To meeee....
WHY MEEEEEEEEE......

\m/ best guitar solo ever \m/

So you think you can ban me for being a troll?
So you think you can stop me from sending rick-rolls?
Ooooh Farkers... can't do this to me Farkers...
I'm gonna get mad and I'm gonna go write in my blog...

It don't really matter
It was not my fault
Nothing really matters...
Because I can simply make me
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(LOLANYWAYTEHWINDBL0WZPAD)
2012-11-02 01:02:22 PM
3 votes:

CheetahOlivetti: Dinobot: 'dont stop me now'

I still haven't decided if Shaun of the Dead ruined that song for me or not. Either way, I'm always going to picture a bunch of people smacking an old zombie with pool cues when that song is playing.


how could that ever be a bad thing? 

/Led Zep's Immigrant Song will forever be sung by viking kittens...
2012-11-02 03:15:43 PM
2 votes:
I like the one with the Ice Ice Baby sample. Fits perfectly.
2012-11-02 02:28:13 PM
2 votes:
Kriss Kross's classic 'Jump'.

Kriss Kross's classic 'Jump'.

Kriss Kross's classic 'Jump'.

Kriss Kross's classic 'Jump'.


skidmoreunofficial.com
2012-11-02 12:41:22 PM
2 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Nice, subby. Queen's best song. Too bad this is posting to the desert of the entertainment tab or you would have had some pretty good responses to that. I would have probably amped up the headline a bit by replacing the title "Bohemian Rhaposody" with "that song from Wayne's World," but that's just me.


Not their best song in my opinion. I always liked "Silent Lucidity" better.
2012-11-02 11:02:08 PM
1 votes:

Butthurted: freetomato: Mercury biopic

I was, until I heard the lead character dies in the end.


Jeez, don't watch Titanic.
2012-11-02 10:56:52 PM
1 votes:

maelstrom0370: Friend of mine used to DJ school dances and whatnot back in the 90s. He loved to start 'Under Pressure' and watch all the kiddies rush the dance floor only to find out it wasn't 'Ice Ice Baby'

/It's the little things
//Favorite is probably 'Gimme the Prize'


CSB: I was in a chain restaurant having dinner with a friend once and they had a karaoke thing going on. No one was singing karaoke, so he was just playing music. He plays Ice, Ice, Baby and, on a lark, I pass him a note requesting Under Pressure, assuming he'd get a laugh out of it and maybe even do it, for fun.
Turns out he had no farking clue. Under Pressure starts up and he starts frantically trying to figure out what's wrong with his machine, until it finally dawns on him.
2012-11-02 06:38:18 PM
1 votes:
Friend of mine used to DJ school dances and whatnot back in the 90s. He loved to start 'Under Pressure' and watch all the kiddies rush the dance floor only to find out it wasn't 'Ice Ice Baby'

/It's the little things
//Favorite is probably 'Gimme the Prize'
2012-11-02 02:49:25 PM
1 votes:

simplicimus: Cythraul:
C) FirstNationalBastard, why are you such an asshole?

In the complex ecosystem that is Fark, everyone has a role to play.


Yet we're all useless in the real world.
2012-11-02 02:35:13 PM
1 votes:

simplicimus: Cythraul:
C) FirstNationalBastard, why are you such an asshole?

In the complex ecosystem that is Fark, everyone has a role to play.


It is kind of in the username.
2012-11-02 01:47:59 PM
1 votes:
12. It only made No.9 in the States on its initial release but hi-jinks in the Wayne's World car saw it storm all the way to No.2 in 1992. It was held off top spot by Kriss Kross's classic 'Jump'.

i171.photobucket.com
2012-11-02 01:30:50 PM
1 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
Approve.
2012-11-02 01:01:16 PM
1 votes:
22. if you play it backwards it makes even less sense
2012-11-02 10:37:48 AM
1 votes:

simplicimus: I can just imagine Freddie explaining the song to the rest of the band. "OK, we start singing this song, then we switch to this song, then another song, then we finish up with this song."


By that time the rest of the band knew who they were dealing with and trusted him to bring in the hits.

Now, explaining that to someone that never heard of Queen before would have been priceless.
2012-11-02 09:54:25 AM
1 votes:
Nice, subby. Queen's best song. Too bad this is posting to the desert of the entertainment tab or you would have had some pretty good responses to that. I would have probably amped up the headline a bit by replacing the title "Bohemian Rhaposody" with "that song from Wayne's World," but that's just me.
 
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