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(TMZ)   Relax, everyone: there is no second Kim Kardashian sex tape. Yet   (tmz.com) divider line 39
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2012-11-02 11:25:19 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

God damn it!
 
2012-11-02 11:54:31 AM

cman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

God damn it!


Calm yourself.....The instant she senses that she might be eclipsed by the likes of Courtney Stodden and Taylor Momsen, a bukkake session with Kanye will surface.
 
2012-11-02 11:57:32 AM

Apos: cman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

God damn it!

Calm yourself.....The instant she senses that she might be eclipsed by the likes of Courtney Stodden and Taylor Momsen, a bukkake session with Kanye will surface.


Maybe you are right, but still, it will be the closest thing I will ever get to tapping her ass
 
2012-11-02 12:00:58 PM
Meh...sharp knees
 
2012-11-02 12:01:39 PM

cman: Maybe you are right, but still, it will be the closest thing I will ever get to tapping her ass


there is always this...

img.xcitefun.net

I understand it might actually be tighter.
 
2012-11-02 12:11:07 PM
Is the long-rumored tape where she poops in the shower?
 
2012-11-02 12:20:32 PM
The sequel couldn't possibly be worse than the original. Worst. Sex. Tape. Ever.
 
2012-11-02 12:22:13 PM
Are they celebrity sex tapes that are actually good? Granted, that would presume any homemade stuff is good...
 
2012-11-02 12:30:25 PM
THANK CHRIST, OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER!
/cripes
 
2012-11-02 12:31:18 PM

Brick-House: I understand it might actually be tighter.


Why has something like this not been used in a Bond or gangster movie to kill someone?

I know Walken fed that dude to his water-pumping turbines in View to a Kill, but it's just not the same.
 
2012-11-02 12:37:19 PM
She has a second tape. I saw it on Animal Planet.
 
2012-11-02 12:37:58 PM

grinding_journalist: Brick-House: I understand it might actually be tighter.

Why has something like this not been used in a Bond or gangster movie to kill someone?

I know Walken fed that dude to his water-pumping turbines in View to a Kill, but it's just not the same.


So you want to shove someone up Kim Kardashian's ass as a way to kill them??? Dude, that is just so wrong, but would sell tickets.
 
2012-11-02 01:06:25 PM

Solon Isonomia: Are they celebrity sex tapes that are actually good? Granted, that would presume any homemade stuff is good...


Some homemade stuff is quite good. The problem with her sex tape wasn't really the production values, mostly she just lies there like a lump. I seem to recall the angle is terrible too so you can barely see anything.
 
2012-11-02 01:14:45 PM

grinding_journalist: Brick-House: I understand it might actually be tighter.

Why has something like this not been used in a Bond or gangster movie to kill someone?

I know Walken fed that dude to his water-pumping turbines in View to a Kill, but it's just not the same.


Berryessa! In the summer when that drain is dry you can climb up from the bottom and skate the outflow pipe. There's also some great rocks to jump from to the left and 50 yds up from where that pic was taken, just past the buoy line.
 
2012-11-02 01:20:23 PM

Wellon Dowd: She has a second tape. I saw it on Animal Planet.


Is that the same tape that when it starts getting good it cuts over to the Tonya Harding sex tape?
 
2012-11-02 01:24:35 PM
Just wait until the ratings for her show starts to drop or she's in a movie that's about to premier and that sex tape will show up. Though, leave out Kanye and throw in her sister and I might, MIGHT be bothered to look for it.
 
2012-11-02 01:26:19 PM

Abner Doon: Solon Isonomia: Are they celebrity sex tapes that are actually good? Granted, that would presume any homemade stuff is good...

Some homemade stuff is quite good. The problem with her sex tape wasn't really the production values, mostly she just lies there like a lump. I seem to recall the angle is terrible too so you can barely see anything.


Yea the tape is probably the most boring sex tape I've seen. She's one of these chicks that thinks her only job is to show up and look hot she just lays there like a dead fish and doesn't even take her bra off. Zzzzzzz
 
2012-11-02 01:28:22 PM

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: The sequel couldn't possibly be worse than the original. Worst. Sex. Tape. Ever.


Seriously. They repeat the same shots over and over and her tits are covered for 90% of the video. Amateur hour over there.

Hell amateur videos are better than that.
 
2012-11-02 01:39:53 PM

dehehn: Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: The sequel couldn't possibly be worse than the original. Worst. Sex. Tape. Ever.

Seriously. They repeat the same shots over and over and her tits are covered for 90% of the video. Amateur hour over there.

Hell amateur videos are better than that.


Wait...there's a part of that video where the boobs aren't covered? The things I miss when I just jump forward hoping to actually find the good stuff.
 
2012-11-02 01:46:29 PM
Wide angle lens technology is not ready for this yet.
 
2012-11-02 01:47:28 PM

keepitcherry: Abner Doon: Solon Isonomia: Are they celebrity sex tapes that are actually good? Granted, that would presume any homemade stuff is good...

Some homemade stuff is quite good. The problem with her sex tape wasn't really the production values, mostly she just lies there like a lump. I seem to recall the angle is terrible too so you can barely see anything.

Yea the tape is probably the most boring sex tape I've seen. She's one of these chicks that thinks her only job is to show up and look hot she just lays there like a dead fish and doesn't even take her bra off. Zzzzzzz


Correction. The most boring sex tape award has been given to Keeley Hazell.
 
2012-11-02 01:53:27 PM

John Redcorn: Is the long-rumored tape where she poops in the shower?


Did her mom film this one too?
 
2012-11-02 02:43:47 PM

John Redcorn: Is the long-rumored tape where she poops in the shower?



Yeah, then she heels it down the drain.
 
2012-11-02 02:48:13 PM

Brick-House: cman: Maybe you are right, but still, it will be the closest thing I will ever get to tapping her ass

there is always this...

[img.xcitefun.net image 850x563]

I understand it might actually be tighter.


Do you people actually think this? That the Vagina is a magical muscle that gets weaker and looser the more you use it?
 
2012-11-02 02:52:23 PM
i1247.photobucket.com


Wait, Kim who?

/Oh, that jizz rag....
 
2012-11-02 02:57:56 PM
I don't know why people get excited over this shiat... there are hotter women in porn.. KK is a fat cow.. and is old as shiat now.. If a tape comes out from when she was 18 and not banging a negro.. then lemme know
 
2012-11-02 03:07:33 PM

LandOfChocolate: keepitcherry: Abner Doon: Solon Isonomia: Are they celebrity sex tapes that are actually good? Granted, that would presume any homemade stuff is good...

Some homemade stuff is quite good. The problem with her sex tape wasn't really the production values, mostly she just lies there like a lump. I seem to recall the angle is terrible too so you can barely see anything.

Yea the tape is probably the most boring sex tape I've seen. She's one of these chicks that thinks her only job is to show up and look hot she just lays there like a dead fish and doesn't even take her bra off. Zzzzzzz

Correction. The most boring sex tape award has been given to Keeley Hazell.


Looked that one up. It was 80% cock and it was still more exciting than the KK one.
 
2012-11-02 03:57:39 PM
s12.postimage.org
 
2012-11-02 05:39:59 PM

Abner Doon: LandOfChocolate:

Correction. The most boring sex tape award has been given to Keeley Hazell.

Looked that one up. It was 80% cock and it was still more exciting than the KK one.


Yeah, at least Keeley put some effort into it. Kim managed to make a blowjob as exiting as reading the phone book.
 
2012-11-02 05:52:12 PM
Why did this picture pop into my head when I read the headline?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-02 06:08:19 PM

Icetech3: and not banging a negro


Whoa there!
 
2012-11-02 06:46:11 PM
How about an anal lesbian sex tape of her and her sisters with their mom off to the side masturbating?

Just sayin...

/be in my bunk
 
2012-11-02 07:18:03 PM
I'm sure she's got a couple sex tapes stocked away in case her she needs some quick money.
 
2012-11-02 08:00:41 PM

Great Janitor: Just wait until the ratings for her show starts to drop or she's in a movie that's about to premier and that sex tape will show up. Though, leave out Kanye and throw in her sister and I might, MIGHT be bothered to look for it.


Actually her sister, not the Yettie one, did have a sex tape. During the first season of the Kardashian's there was an episode or two that dealt with this and some guy supposedly shopping it around. Apparently it was real because the FBI was involved because the video was shot when she was 16, and they actually held and questioned her boyfriend from the time who was either the brother or cousin of Kim's ex husband for it, but released him because he had nothing to do with it. But basically what I got out of it was that they were anonymously shopping around a sex tape of her, somebody that they offered to sell it to called the FBI because they thought she was underage in the tape, The FBI contacts them, they point the finger at the other guy to throw the FBI off, then stopped trying to sell the tape and buried it, and got it all on film.
 
2012-11-02 08:28:07 PM

grinding_journalist: Brick-House: I understand it might actually be tighter.

Why has something like this not been used in a Bond or gangster movie to kill someone?

I know Walken fed that dude to his water-pumping turbines in View to a Kill, but it's just not the same.


You want to feed somebody to Kim Kardashian?
 
2012-11-02 10:27:31 PM

Icetech3: I don't know why people get excited over this shiat... there are hotter women in porn.. KK is a fat cow.. and is old as shiat now.. If a tape comes out from when she was 18 and not banging a negro.. then lemme know



cdn.inquisitr.com
 
2012-11-02 11:04:11 PM

Bored Horde: Brick-House: cman: Maybe you are right, but still, it will be the closest thing I will ever get to tapping her ass

there is always this...

[img.xcitefun.net image 850x563]

I understand it might actually be tighter.

Do you people actually think this? That the Vagina is a magical muscle that gets weaker and looser the more you use it?


It can get stronger.
lifts 30 lbs with vagina

momento24.com
 
2012-11-03 04:38:53 AM
I was kinda hoping for the Khloe Kardashian tape.
 
2012-11-03 12:05:03 PM
All those Kardachan coonts should commit mass suicide.

The world would be a better place.
 
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