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(WRCB)   "Sorry we euthanized your dog by mistake. Tell you what, we'll cremate him for you AND we can let you pick out a brand new one free of charge. We're cool, right?"   (wrcbtv.com) divider line 21
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2012-11-02 07:41:00 AM  
8 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Earguy: Horrible, yes, but what else can you ask for? A cash settlement too? No matter what, you can't get your dead loved one back.

/didn't read the article

The dog's owner doesn't want a settlement. All he's asking for is just an assurance that this won't happen again.


It should be easy to guarantee they won't kill that dog a second time.
2012-11-02 11:24:37 AM  
3 votes:

frepnog: Tomfoolery Rules Over Logical Living: mcsestretch: If this had been a cat the Internet would have shut down from all the outrage.

A cat was mistakenly euthanized in Massachusetts 5 weeks ago. This type of thing is just really heartbreaking and just makes me wonder how it happens.

give me a break. if your heart is broken over a farking PET, how in the hell do you handle REAL tragedy??

/no, the death of a pet is not a tragedy. Sad? Perhaps. But not tragic.


So your way of dealing with emotional grief is the only way of dealing with emotional grief? I'd kill myself if I had all that responsibility. You should try that.
2012-11-02 10:28:00 AM  
3 votes:
Hmm...if someone euthanized a member of MY family by mistake you wouldn't necessarily hear ME complaining about it. Especially if they covered the funeral costs and let me pick out a new family member.

/sorry little bro...but you'll be in a happier place soon
2012-11-02 08:00:22 AM  
2 votes:

whizbangthedirtfarmer: Glad I'm here before the dog lover's "they should euthanize that guy by mistake and see how he likes it" derp.


You could have just said "derp" and left it at that. Would have had the same meaning as the rest of your post.
2012-11-02 07:59:17 AM  
2 votes:
They named him Zion?

'Let my doggie go!'
2012-11-02 10:48:31 AM  
1 votes:

starsrift: nursedude: Hmm...if someone euthanized a member of MY family by mistake you wouldn't necessarily hear ME complaining about it. Especially if they covered the funeral costs and let me pick out a new family member.

/sorry little bro...but you'll be in a happier place soon

You sound like someone who's looking forward to Thanksgiving.


"Wait, that... that's my pet turkey, Mr. Gobbles! Noooooo!"
2012-11-02 10:40:17 AM  
1 votes:

What the Fark Wizzbang: Matthew Keene: tbhouston: Umm.. you know animals are not people right?

I know this is a troll 1/10, just because I am responding

My cat is every bit possessing of the rights of a creature on this planet. Same as you and me.

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/yes, your cat deserves the exact same rights


If he's able to pass a driving test HELL YES!!!
2012-11-02 10:24:59 AM  
1 votes:

Matthew Keene: My cat is every bit possessing of the rights of a creature on this planet. Same as you and me.


24.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-02 10:03:22 AM  
1 votes:

frepnog: Tomfoolery Rules Over Logical Living: mcsestretch: If this had been a cat the Internet would have shut down from all the outrage.

A cat was mistakenly euthanized in Massachusetts 5 weeks ago. This type of thing is just really heartbreaking and just makes me wonder how it happens.

give me a break. if your heart is broken over a farking PET, how in the hell do you handle REAL tragedy??

/no, the death of a pet is not a tragedy. Sad? Perhaps. But not tragic.


Good point. I heard about what happened when you ran out of cheetos in your parents' basement last weekend while your internet service was out. Good lord what a tragedy that was, let's hope that doesn't happen again.
2012-11-02 09:29:28 AM  
1 votes:
i527.photobucket.com
2012-11-02 09:18:43 AM  
1 votes:

gopher321: Lemme guess, you would have screamed lawsuit and/or marched in there with an Uzi if it was your dog?


I wouldn't go that far. But I'd sure be tempted to punch that fat biatch in the face.
2012-11-02 08:55:04 AM  
1 votes:

serial_crusher: different but similar to parent/child.


I would say it's more of a master/slave relationship.
2012-11-02 08:26:10 AM  
1 votes:

mcsestretch: If this had been a cat the Internet would have shut down from all the outrage.


i301.photobucket.com

smells liek ethrr
2012-11-02 08:11:27 AM  
1 votes:
settle for nothing less than a leopard and $20K cash
2012-11-02 08:03:31 AM  
1 votes:
i46.tinypic.com

Oh well. Let's just murder one of these other dogs...
2012-11-02 08:02:25 AM  
1 votes:

phrawgh: A. Brand. New. DOG!


Read this is Bob Barker's voice and was pleased.
2012-11-02 08:02:21 AM  
1 votes:

phrawgh: A. Brand. New. DOG!


metsmerizedonline.com

/as with any decent owner, I'd be wrecked if this happened to me
//yes owner, you aren't his/her parent ffs
2012-11-02 07:58:06 AM  
1 votes:
A. Brand. New. DOG!
2012-11-02 07:55:51 AM  
1 votes:
Glad I'm here before the dog lover's "they should euthanize that guy by mistake and see how he likes it" derp.
2012-11-02 07:35:24 AM  
1 votes:

mr_a: Terrible story and hope it never happens to anyone.

Still, if you had kept your "one true dog's" vaccinations up to date, he never would have been in a position to be euthanized by incompetent workers.


"Still, if you'd picked your child up from school on time, you never would've been in a position for that negligent driver to run a red light and kill you both."
2012-11-02 07:23:36 AM  
1 votes:
"She says, 'I'm sorry, Matt, we accidentally euthanized your dog'," Sadler says.

Ooops!
 
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