Vodka Zombie: When they start arresting the stupid, farking teabaggers for harassing people for IDs in states that have no voter ID laws, then, it might get a little ugly.Seriously. You see one of these morons, have them arrested. It's kind of your civic duty, ya know.
BunkoSquad: Still five days left for Mitt to bust out the N-word
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FlashHarry: Vodka Zombie: nekom: That they are. But what if he really WAS born in Kenya?Wouldn't matter. His mother's an American citizen. He could have been born on freakin' Mars, and he'd still be qualified.that's what i still don't get about birthers.i was born in the UK to an american mother and a british father. i have a state department birth certificate that proves that i am a "natural-born" american. as would obama, had he been born in kenya. it's academic, of course, because he was born on US soil in the great state of hawaii, but still...
Cletus C.: The worst scenario would be listening to cry-baby whines about election fraud for the next several years. From either side.If people just go and vote with their three pieces of photo ID and have a little patience with the fingerprinting line we can have faith the system will work.
Vodka Zombie: nekom: That they are. But what if he really WAS born in Kenya?Wouldn't matter. His mother's an American citizen. He could have been born on freakin' Mars, and he'd still be qualified.
nekom: That they are. But what if he really WAS born in Kenya?
namatad: somedude210: namatad: brokers a lasting peace deal between palestine and israel, which is embraced by muslims everywherehow does one actually do that?LOLsorry, this was meant to be sarcastic ... I figured this one would NEVER need clarification. :-DHow?You would probably need to start with nuking Jerusalem and Gaza first.There will never, ever be peace between these two groups. They have been fighting since day 1.Even if religion disappeared overnight, they would find something else to fight over.
somedude210: namatad: brokers a lasting peace deal between palestine and israel, which is embraced by muslims everywherehow does one actually do that?
zedster: [thinkprogress.org image 330x228]North Korea invades along aside Cuban backed mercenaries all with the support of ObamaThe Elders on Zion counter attack with a revived Golam of PragueHaving none of this the lizard people rise up and declare we must once again sacrifice virgins and first born to themIn a surprise final twist Xenu escapes and enslaves the Earth setting in motion a chain of events that ends in Battle Field Earth becoming reality
nekom: Vodka Zombie: I'm sure we'll see an uptick in the birther lunacy this weekend. They're a desperate and confused bunch, after all.That they are. But what if he really WAS born in Kenya? (note: purely hypothetical, I am well aware that he was not) And what if it were proven beyond a shadow of a doubt? He's already been President for the better part of a term and is on the ballot once again. What would happen? How would that play out? It certainly would be interesting.
WI241TH: The Romney family is actually investing in voting machines in Ohio to rig it for Obama. Mitt is using the campaign as one last money grab; once Obama is re-elected, Mittens and his rich friends start firing people and tanking the economy. Civil War 2 erupts as the religious right starts attacking those damn liberals who re-elected a president so near.Meanwhile, the rich folk hop on their planes and fly to their private islands to wait out the end of the war and return to buy up emerging companies, amassing even more wealth, at which point they request a rewriting of the Constitution establishing a ruling class as the country descends into fuedalism.
nekom: The news breaks tomorrow with proof positive that Obama was born in Kenya.Seriously, I wish that would actually happen, because I'd love to see how that would pan out. Too bad it won't, as he was clearly born in Hawaii, but that would be fun to see.
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