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(USA Today)   Anti-American clerics across the Middle East reached the same conclusion as an anti-gay pastor in the US: Hurricane Sandy was God's punishment. And you thought Christians and Muslims couldn't get along   (usatoday.com ) divider line
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2012-11-02 12:12:10 PM  
AWRIGHT.

All of you religious leaders.

Just shove that trash straight up yer noses.

Like with a cannon ram.
 
2012-11-02 12:25:39 PM  
I got a sawbuck here that says the "Christian" ministers saying this shiat have ranted about how we must stop "sharia law" in this country.
 
2012-11-02 12:29:42 PM  
They agree that America is gay?
 
2012-11-02 12:34:04 PM  

cmunic8r99: They agree that America is gay?


It isn't?
 
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2012-11-02 12:38:15 PM  
They have always had a lot in common. That's why they fight like brothers.
 
2012-11-02 12:40:36 PM  
 
2012-11-02 12:53:31 PM  
As deep as any ocean, the Lord works in mysterious ways. This poetry motions that science isn't the only ones who can peer review. While the largely atheist scientific community tries to hit us over the head with technology, they are simply blinded to the reality and truth of the Almighty's judgement upon the USA.
 
2012-11-02 01:14:48 PM  
Your God sucks.
 
2012-11-02 01:15:28 PM  
Oh, those two groups have a HELL of a lot in common.
 
2012-11-02 01:19:41 PM  
As a firm traditionalist, I don't feel that anti-American clerics should be allowed to used edged weapons.
 
2012-11-02 01:22:14 PM  
It's amazing that God's wrath happens during hurricane season along well known air currents.
 
2012-11-02 01:25:59 PM  

Makh: It's amazing that God's wrath happens during hurricane season along well known air currents.


And that he always sprinkles miracles among the destruction. "God saved us..." etc.
 
2012-11-02 01:26:48 PM  
i277.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-02 01:49:59 PM  
For all the shiat we pull that's all god did to us? We got off easy.
 
2012-11-02 02:14:34 PM  

jake_lex: I got a sawbuck here that says the "Christian" ministers saying this shiat have ranted about how we must stop "sharia law" in this country.


...and the Muslim ones have ranted about stricter enforcement of Sharia law.
 
2012-11-02 02:18:00 PM  
Hey, Mr. Christian, you don't believe in 8,346 gods. I don't believe in 8,347. You're almost as big an atheist as I am.
 
2012-11-02 02:24:30 PM  
If man was made in God's image, I can only conclude He's a tremendous asshole.
 
2012-11-02 02:27:35 PM  

Diogenes: If man was made in God's image, I can only conclude He's a tremendous asshole.


Is that yours? Either way, I'm going to quote that.
 
2012-11-02 03:15:03 PM  

Cythraul: Diogenes: If man was made in God's image, I can only conclude He's a tremendous asshole.

Is that yours? Either way, I'm going to quote that.


It's probably been said before in some form or fashion, but yes it's my own words.
 
2012-11-02 03:51:13 PM  
Yeah because 100+ years of pumping poison into the environment is all God's doing.
 
2012-11-02 03:52:17 PM  
Well, got sent Katrina to make Bush look bad, sent Isaac to disrupt the Republican convention and Sandy to make Obama look good.

Seems like God is a Democrat
 
2012-11-02 03:52:31 PM  

Diogenes: Cythraul: Diogenes: If man was made in God's image, I can only conclude He's a tremendous asshole.

Is that yours? Either way, I'm going to quote that.

It's probably been said before in some form or fashion, but yes it's my own words.


Read the olt testament and the Pauline Gospels. Yahweh was a dick. Ever talk to a Caananite or Midianite?
 
2012-11-02 03:52:34 PM  
Laugh it up pal, I hope you enjoy the asteroid.
 
2012-11-02 03:55:13 PM  
God cares remarkably little about human beings. And, really, why should He?
 
2012-11-02 03:55:42 PM  
Serious question: if we glassed the entire mideast, would the oil still be usable?
 
2012-11-02 03:56:06 PM  
Well, God did make New Jersey Very Very Very wet.... so maybe there's something to this "Gods Love" thing....
 
2012-11-02 03:56:09 PM  

JesusJuice: Serious question: if we glassed the entire mideast, would the oil still be usable?


Of course. It'd just be a little harder to get to.
 
2012-11-02 03:58:22 PM  

Diogenes: If man was made in God's image, I can only conclude He's a tremendous asshole.


You only have to read a couple of pages of the Bible to figure that out.
 
2012-11-02 03:59:39 PM  
What's all this hub-bub I keep hearing about the Muslims being upset over a film about the Puppet Muhammad?!? If someone wants to make a fun and educational move for children, no one in the Middle East should have a thing to say about it. This political correctness has gone too... What's that?.... Oh, Prophet. Well that's very different.... Never mind.
 
2012-11-02 03:59:48 PM  
And pretty much the same as the global-warming folks. "Gaia is punishing us for our sins!"
 
2012-11-02 04:00:41 PM  
The problem being, over there, the crazies are in charge.
 
2012-11-02 04:00:52 PM  
God didn't create the hurricane.

He just targeted it.
 
2012-11-02 04:02:10 PM  
Well, I suppose it's a start.
 
2012-11-02 04:04:13 PM  

Sybarite: As a firm traditionalist, I don't feel that anti-American clerics should be allowed to used edged weapons.


I get this reference... sadly.
---------------
In other news..
what do the good people of the church say when a tornado tears through a small bible belt town and kills dozens and wrecks homes?
Is that just a random act of nature, or is that god smiting them for something? I'm guessing since they really have a holier than thou attitude, it's the former.
 
2012-11-02 04:04:49 PM  
Blowhard extremist idiots are NOT Christians. They're not even close.

/Christian
//Catholic actually
/grew up in a blue collar Catholic neighbourhood, the music guy at my church was gay and was accepted just like anyone else
//not presently practicing, but lumping morons in with Christians bothers me
 
2012-11-02 04:05:51 PM  

Elzar: As deep as any ocean, the Lord works in mysterious ways. This poetry motions that science isn't the only ones who can peer review. While the largely atheist scientific community tries to hit us over the head with technology, they are simply blinded to the reality and truth of the Almighty's judgement upon the USA.


Good heavens, you're beautiful!
 
2012-11-02 04:06:05 PM  

Kittypie070: AWRIGHT.

All of you religious leaders.

Just shove that trash straight up yer noses.

Like with a cannon ram.


Derps gonna derp.

/I smell a photoshop challenge 
//Or to put it another way: " I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother moronic, I mean he got a derp problem. What's the cleric gonna do? He's fundie."
 
2012-11-02 04:06:41 PM  

Dumski: i277.photobucket.com


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2012-11-02 04:07:30 PM  
Christians and Muslims, same coin, opposite sides.
 
2012-11-02 04:07:42 PM  

sure haven't: //not presently practicing, but lumping morons in with Christians bothers me


go ahead, follow your silly, phony deity -- stop being stupid -- you can be a good person without god.
 
2012-11-02 04:08:21 PM  

Allen. The end.: Diogenes: Cythraul: Diogenes: If man was made in God's image, I can only conclude He's a tremendous asshole.

Is that yours? Either way, I'm going to quote that.

It's probably been said before in some form or fashion, but yes it's my own words.

Read the olt testament and the Pauline Gospels. Yahweh was a dick. Ever talk to a Caananite or Midianite?


I'm not your Land of Canaan, sweetheart, waiting for you under the sun.

/I'm lonely tonight.
 
2012-11-02 04:08:54 PM  
So Muslim derpers are as bad as Christian derpers???

imageshack.us
 
2012-11-02 04:09:19 PM  
And, so, living in a dusty, hot-as-hell, stone-age shiat-hole would also be God's punishment?
 
2012-11-02 04:11:28 PM  

The Muthaship: The problem being, over there, the crazies are in charge.


You're only about a percentage point away from that being true in the US as well.
 
2012-11-02 04:11:49 PM  
Meanwhile, you get to live in a hot, arid desert, so have fun with that.
 
2012-11-02 04:12:45 PM  
Fundie shiatheads get along on many, many things, except for the human name of their chosen messiah.
 
2012-11-02 04:12:52 PM  
DNRFA but I'm guessing the word "Westboro" appeared?
 
2012-11-02 04:12:55 PM  
I like how these idiots wait for a disaster to happen, then point and say "SEE? we told you!!"
 
2012-11-02 04:13:29 PM  

Arkanaut: Meanwhile, you get to live in a hot, arid desert, so have fun with that.


They haven't seem to mind so much for the last 10,000 or so years. When desert is all you have, it's all you need.
 
2012-11-02 04:16:08 PM  

Ennuipoet: Your God sucks.


Your god sucks goat c*ck.

You....DID say you were Muslim, right?
 
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