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(Wisconsin State Journal)   Winning over the parents of your secret desire shouldn't involve breaking into their apartment and demanding women's underwear   (host.madison.com) divider line 25
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2012-11-02 10:19:11 AM
No, instead say something nice to her mom like "Well Mrs. Johnson, I see where Lucy gets her tits."
 
2012-11-02 12:52:35 PM
/wearing hubby's underwear.

Problem solved.
 
2012-11-02 12:54:25 PM
Not usually, subby. But when it does, you know you've picked a keeper.
 
2012-11-02 12:56:10 PM
Panty sniffing, I do not get it.
 
2012-11-02 01:00:06 PM
So that is what I am doing wrong. Good to know
 
2012-11-02 01:03:15 PM
There goes that idea.
 
2012-11-02 01:09:03 PM
Some guys are just hopeless romantics....
 
2012-11-02 01:10:25 PM
maybe it does if these are the parents in question.

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2012-11-02 01:12:40 PM
This thing called love, he just can't handle it.
 
2012-11-02 01:13:20 PM

dothemath: Panty sniffing, I do not get it.


That's ok. We don't expect robots like you and Mitt Romney to see the appeal of that sweet aroma you can only find by sniffing the inside of a sexually active, full grown and attractive woman's used panties. It's so sweet it's worth the risk of the occasional one that reeks of a Chesapeake Bay crab trap.
 
2012-11-02 01:21:47 PM
"Son, I may have been wrong about lesson 6. Better scratch that one out."
 
2012-11-02 01:25:08 PM

SnyderCat: /wearing hubby's underwear.

Problem solved.


Or go commando.
 
2012-11-02 01:34:11 PM

SnyderCat: /wearing hubby's underwear.

Problem solved.


Prude. Only a sexually repressed and confused woman would enjoy wearing men's underwear. Women should be in thongs or nothing at all.
 
2012-11-02 01:37:48 PM
If that's wrong, I'm not sure I want to be right...
 
2012-11-02 01:40:05 PM
Was that wrong?
Should I have not done that?
 
2012-11-02 01:54:18 PM
Wearing womens' underwear right now so I'm getting a kick.
 
2012-11-02 02:17:30 PM
And they said romance and chivalry were dead
 
2012-11-02 02:35:00 PM
Why not?
 
2012-11-02 02:49:38 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-11-02 03:00:41 PM
Why is it illegal to buy used undies if that is why you are buying them? I mean it can't be a health concern if you aren't intending to wear them.
 
2012-11-02 03:30:12 PM

dothemath: Panty sniffing, I do not get it.


you're doing it wrong. don't sniff the freshly laundered panties.
 
2012-11-02 04:05:21 PM
what if I knock at the door and ask nicely in a mildly creepy perverted way?
 
2012-11-02 08:10:15 PM

KrispyKritter: dothemath: Panty sniffing, I do not get it.

you're doing it wrong. don't sniff the freshly laundered panties.


And there's two distinct sides and smells, like fine cheese.

One side is floral and fragrant, crisp and light.

The other side is pungent and gritty, with reminiscents of poorly digested dairy.
 
2012-11-02 09:45:03 PM

Cymbal: dothemath: Panty sniffing, I do not get it.

That's ok. We don't expect robots like you and Mitt Romney to see the appeal of that sweet aroma you can only find by sniffing the inside of a sexually active, full grown and attractive woman's used panties. It's so sweet it's worth the risk of the occasional one that reeks of a Chesapeake Bay crab trap.


WTF is wrong in your head cracker? You honky's have some serious farking issues.
 
2012-11-03 02:18:20 AM
FTFA: Jose Hernandez-Ordonez, 22, of Madison, told Fitchburg police that he was drunk and high on cocaine when he broke into the Greenway Cross apartment where the young woman lives with her sister and their parents, according to the complaint.

He told police on Monday that he was "crazy in love" with the young woman and had gone to the apartment to tell her how he feels. But because he was so high, he told police, he wasn't thinking straight and had no self-control, the complaint states.



Man, he sounds like such a catch. What woman wouldn't want to throw herself into his arms?
 
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