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(Daily Mail)   Turtle being squeezed to death by anaconda is saved by his shell. Subby hasn't seen a turtle this threatened by an anaconda since Sir Mix-A-Lot had Raphael bound and gagged in the basement   ( ) divider line
    More: Interesting, crushed to death, Heavy Rain, snakes, Petraeus  
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8247 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Nov 2012 at 5:34 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-02 07:52:24 AM  
2 votes:
I wonder how a 20 foot Anaconda would make out with some of the larger snapping turtles. I have a suspicion that we might end up with 2 10-foot snakes.
2012-11-02 05:47:08 AM  
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2012-11-02 09:53:52 AM  
1 vote:
Don't squeeze me, bro!
2012-11-02 08:21:14 AM  
1 vote:
There was less torture involved at Abu Ghraib than there was in making this headline.
2012-11-02 07:01:25 AM  
1 vote:

freakymescan: How would you like it if someone took a steak from your mouth?!

The cow usually isn't still breathing at that point.
2012-11-02 06:35:48 AM  
1 vote:
Turtle fought for its life

And by fought for its life, they mean it sat there and waited for the snake to give up.
2012-11-02 06:03:23 AM  
1 vote:
Dennis Miller is on Fark?
2012-11-02 05:52:49 AM  
1 vote:

hot like an A-bomb
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