Bit'O'Gristle: So if I'm reading tfa right, if you are a member of the secret service, you have to REPORT who you're boinking to your boss? Wtf is up with that?
LegacyDL: Let me get this straight: A 20 year career man kills himself because of some woman he was boinking?Seeing as how this is happening in DC I'm calling BS.
EZ Writer: In many sensitive government positions, you have to report *any* personal or professional contact with foreign nationals. Hell, even mine, and I'm less than no one - and I'm certainly not taking a bullet for my boss. They beat it into you ad nauseam, so there's no way he could play the "I didn't know" card. But suicide over early retirement, or worse, being fired? Maybe she was really fat... I don't know.
Leisure Suit Larry: Was it just a foreign national or was it a foreign diplomat? If you work for the secret service you can only have sex with americans? I understand patriotism but that's a little harsh don't you think?
vudukungfu: Apparently, men, and only men, can be swayed by the crazy they stick their dicks into.
Kuroshin: Would have been caught long ago. Intelligence and Security positions aren't like your everyday job. You don't get to just go about your business, do your job, then clock out all private like. You are always monitored. Spooks interview your family, neighbors, coworkers, everybody. Your boss can, at any time, know exactly where your head is at and if you're behaving outside the norm.Essentially, you have the least amount of privacy experienced by anybody on the entire globe. You aren't just some goon, you're security for the friggin' POTUS.
Dear Jerk: Some people are saying that he cried out for help as he did it, and Obama watched from the control room on his Dick Tracy wrist television and laughed and laughed, even though he had Willie Horton stationed on a swift boat just 2 blocks away.
Primitive Screwhead: Bit'O'Gristle: So if I'm reading tfa right, if you are a member of the secret service, you have to REPORT who you're boinking to your boss? Wtf is up with that?In the 80's they all listed Morgan Fairchild.
TheBigJerk: That he liked pussy.
blatz514: Rafael Prieto had been undergoing administrative proceedings for having an unreported romantic relationship with a foreign national, a law enforcement source told Reuters.That's a fancy way of saying "hooker."
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