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(NW Florida Daily News)   Man shot by a Taser runs for 75-feet before collapsing, qualifying for the semifinals of the Felon Olympics   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 14
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2012-11-02 01:56:06 AM  
Motor Transportation Officer Chris Webb says the Tasing was an accident, and that he believed his weapon was not loaded.

This moron should be stripped of his firearm.

Webb allegedly pointed his Taser at the boy and said, "Let me show you what happens to people who do not listen to the police."

Yep, sounds completely accidental to me.


On second thought, let him keep his gun, polish the Darwin awards, and hope natural selection takes its course.
 
2012-11-02 02:10:53 AM  

Nofun: Motor Transportation Officer Chris Webb says the Tasing was an accident, and that he believed his weapon was not loaded.

This moron should be stripped of his firearm.

Webb allegedly pointed his Taser at the boy and said, "Let me show you what happens to people who do not listen to the police."

Yep, sounds completely accidental to me.


On second thought, let him keep his gun, polish the Darwin awards, and hope natural selection takes its course.



what article are you reading? because the article say nothing like that.

"The deputy checked and found the man's license had been suspended for DUI. When the deputy tried to arrest the man, he took off across the front yard and made it about 75 feet before the deputy's Taser brought him down."
 
2012-11-02 10:51:46 AM  

log_jammin: what article are you reading?


http://www.fark.com/comments/7406426/Police-say-they-only-tase-people - when-absolutely-necessary-So-this-three-year-old-must-have-done-someth ing-horrible#new
 
2012-11-02 10:54:46 AM  
Umm subby he ran 75 feet and then was hit by the taser...I'd say he made it another 3-4 feet afterwards
 
2012-11-02 10:55:13 AM  
hisplaceblog.files.wordpress.com

PCP is a hell of a drug.
 
2012-11-02 10:55:53 AM  
Stupid and misleading headline is stupid and misleading. The man ran for 75 feet and THEN he was Tasered.

This got past both SUBBY and MOD/MINS?
 
2012-11-02 10:56:57 AM  
im.glogster.com
 
2012-11-02 10:57:26 AM  
What the hell is a 75 foot, and why was this guy running for them?
 
2012-11-02 11:14:39 AM  
Ugh. That "training" was the longest 5 seconds of my life. Never again. I'm just glad I worked for a sizeable department and I didn't have to get hit with the barbs. I got the alligator clip treatment, which entailed a full circuit for yours truly.

If dude was running for 75 feet while being Tased (unlike in TFA), that man deserves a beer and a free pass, valid one time only.
 
2012-11-02 12:04:34 PM  
felon olympics
not to be mistaken for feline olympics
 
2012-11-02 12:55:31 PM  
Got nuthin on a whitetail deer.
 
2012-11-02 01:55:27 PM  
Trains with a television set under each arm

in a dark alley

with $300 sneakers on his furious feets
 
2012-11-02 02:51:23 PM  
Bet he looked like QWOP
 
2012-11-02 04:09:02 PM  
Me as a cop: 75 feet away? Time for this:
www.infiniteunknown.net 
Of course, I'd use it if you where 5 feet away, because I would find it funny.

That's why I'm not a cop. I'm enough of an asshole as it is. The legal system is the only thing keeping my assholishness to an acceptable level. If I become a cop, then I lose that limiter and people suffer.
 
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