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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   Most guys grow out of their "I want girls to kick me in the nuts as hard as they can" phase. Others just fly around the country and try to keep the good times rolling   (ramblingbeachcat.com ) divider line
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2012-11-02 12:28:26 AM  
I must have missed that phase.
 
2012-11-02 12:32:33 AM  
Except for the underage crap that's pretty tame. Since I turned 21, I've seen shiat that will turn you white!
 
2012-11-02 12:35:29 AM  
How weird that this same link with this exact same headline was red lit earlier today.
 
2012-11-02 12:37:29 AM  
Is that really a thing? You menfolk are stranger than I ever imagined.
 
2012-11-02 12:41:36 AM  
I admire a man who knows what he wants and sets out to get it.
 
2012-11-02 12:43:39 AM  

SundaesChild: Is that really a thing? You menfolk are stranger than I ever imagined.


It's not.
 
2012-11-02 12:46:50 AM  

SundaesChild: Is that really a thing? You menfolk are stranger than I ever imagined.


What did you think dominatrices did for a living?
 
2012-11-02 12:50:35 AM  

dopeydwarf: SundaesChild: Is that really a thing? You menfolk are stranger than I ever imagined.

What did you think dominatrices did for a living?


I happen to know one and I know she does some paddling and humiliation type things but she never mentioned kicking her gentleman friends in the balls.
 
2012-11-02 12:56:19 AM  

SundaesChild: dopeydwarf: SundaesChild: Is that really a thing? You menfolk are stranger than I ever imagined.

What did you think dominatrices did for a living?

I happen to know one and I know she does some paddling and humiliation type things but she never mentioned kicking her gentleman friends in the balls.


Not exactly appropriate dinner conversation, but if you ask her I'm sure she'll tell you all about it.
 
2012-11-02 01:01:18 AM  

dopeydwarf: SundaesChild: dopeydwarf: SundaesChild: Is that really a thing? You menfolk are stranger than I ever imagined.

What did you think dominatrices did for a living?

I happen to know one and I know she does some paddling and humiliation type things but she never mentioned kicking her gentleman friends in the balls.

Not exactly appropriate dinner conversation, but if you ask her I'm sure she'll tell you all about it.


You are not familiar with my friend but I assure you if that sort of thing were going down, she would have no compunctions about discussing it.
 
2012-11-02 01:06:27 AM  

SundaesChild: dopeydwarf: SundaesChild: dopeydwarf: SundaesChild: Is that really a thing? You menfolk are stranger than I ever imagined.

What did you think dominatrices did for a living?

I happen to know one and I know she does some paddling and humiliation type things but she never mentioned kicking her gentleman friends in the balls.

Not exactly appropriate dinner conversation, but if you ask her I'm sure she'll tell you all about it.

You are not familiar with my friend but I assure you if that sort of thing were going down, she would have no compunctions about discussing it.


Go ahead and look up any old random dominatrix on the internet. See that listing 'CBT' under services performed? That ain't cognitive behavioral therapy, sister.
 
2012-11-02 01:09:59 AM  
i159.photobucket.com

OMG, this is so hot!
 
2012-11-02 01:22:01 AM  
i22.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-02 01:22:07 AM  
I've done a great deal of weird sh*t in my time, but asking to be kicked in the balls isn't among them.

Ladies, I know that you understand that balls are sensitive. But there's simply no way you understand just how badly it hurts when done wrong. Just...please stop doing that.

/currently has a computer desk with a corner that just happens to be nut-level, and am bumping into it every day
//if you think that hurts, try being kicked
 
2012-11-02 01:25:36 AM  

dickfreckle: I've done a great deal of weird sh*t in my time, but asking to be kicked in the balls isn't among them.

Ladies, I know that you understand that balls are sensitive. But there's simply no way you understand just how badly it hurts when done wrong. Just...please stop doing that.

/currently has a computer desk with a corner that just happens to be nut-level, and am bumping into it every day
//if you think that hurts, try being kicked


So you're saying there's a right way to do it?
 
2012-11-02 02:16:37 AM  
We've had several buisness go under since Obama took office. Businesses that have been in the community for years and even decades.

Of course they went under because the Kansas Department of Revenue seized all their assets for failure to pay the states high taxes, but why split hairs?
 
2012-11-02 02:17:25 AM  
ha! wrong thread.
 
2012-11-02 02:52:40 AM  

log_jammin: ha! wrong thread.


*internet nut kick
 
2012-11-02 03:12:09 AM  

log_jammin: We've had several buisness go under since Obama took office. Businesses that have been in the community for years and even decades.

Of course they went under because the Kansas Department of Revenue seized all their assets for failure to pay the states high taxes, but why split hairs?


Don't worry, the nut kicking business will pick up when President Romney takes office.
 
2012-11-02 03:29:58 AM  
This isn't surprising. But why he's advertising on Craigslist for that is beyond me. Just piss off a bunch of women and wait for them to do you the favor you want the most.

\CBT is strange
 
2012-11-02 03:53:54 AM  

SpaceyCat: This isn't surprising. But why he's advertising on Craigslist for that is beyond me. Just piss off a bunch of women and wait for them to do you the favor you want the most.

\CBT is strange


I'm surprised women in Portland complained to the police about this. He must have been extra smarmy or part of the story is being left out.
btw - I'm cracking walnuts right now.

/ya rly
 
2012-11-02 04:50:49 AM  

SpaceyCat: This isn't surprising. But why he's advertising on Craigslist for that is beyond me. Just piss off a bunch of women and wait for them to do you the favor you want the most.

\CBT is strange

 
2012-11-02 04:52:10 AM  
iambrony.jsmart.web.id 

Wow. I love FARK for cutting most of my post off.

I'm a pretty kinky fellow. Far be it from me to judge ANYONE for their sexual predilections as long as you do it behind closed doors. But my farking FSM, I can't understand why ANYONE would want to get kicked in the gibblies for pleasure.
 
2012-11-02 05:21:23 AM  
Look at it this way, at least he's taking himself out of the gene pool

/castration would have been cheaper and quicker
//now I feel bruised on my Jimmies after reading the article
 
2012-11-02 05:24:57 AM  

No Time To Explain: Look at it this way, at least he's taking himself out of the gene pool

/castration would have been cheaper and quicker
//now I feel bruised on my Jimmies after reading the article


Do you need us to talk dirty to you and rub panties in your face, too?

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-02 05:28:21 AM  
OH MY GOD THIS IS DISGUSTING, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STICK TO THE PLEASURES THAT COME FROM TAKING A HUGE WET CRAP ON ANOTHER GIRL'S FACE
 
2012-11-02 05:31:00 AM  
Wait, the syntax "ANOTHER GIRL'S FACE" implies I'm a girl, right? Eh. I'll let it stick for a day or two. Sure there's some valid trolling to be done with it. After all, I'm sure the man of my dreams is posting on this web site. ;)
 
2012-11-02 05:35:06 AM  

BronyMedic: No Time To Explain: Look at it this way, at least he's taking himself out of the gene pool

/castration would have been cheaper and quicker
//now I feel bruised on my Jimmies after reading the article

Do you need us to talk dirty to you and rub panties in your face, too?


My bad, using phone and to lacy to proofread

/see? Even now it's doing it
//read my name, it explains it all
///my phone it's intentionally dirty
////talking dirty to everyone
 
2012-11-02 05:39:40 AM  
I'm not understanding what the author thinks should be illegal about that. I mean the first part, definitely, the underage girl thing. That's all kinds of icky and illegal.

But the second part, he apparently got like five women together at a restaurant and explained right out what he wanted (a kick to the nuts) and was willing to pay them. How is that immoral or illegal in the slightest? Pervy for sure, but not seeing anything wrong with it (except the horrible blinding pain that will inevitably result, but that's apparently fine with him, so...ya)
 
2012-11-02 05:39:40 AM  

Mike_LowELL: OH MY GOD THIS IS DISGUSTING, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STICK TO THE PLEASURES THAT COME FROM TAKING A HUGE WET CRAP ON ANOTHER GIRL'S FACE


Mike_LowELL: Wait, the syntax "ANOTHER GIRL'S FACE" implies I'm a girl, right? Eh. I'll let it stick for a day or two. Sure there's some valid trolling to be done with it. After all, I'm sure the man of my dreams is posting on this web site. ;)


I actually read that as "not the previous girls face, but another girl", you know like more than one girl.

\btw I'm not "that man" -go fish.
 
2012-11-02 05:52:56 AM  
Heh, there's tons of Japanese porn along those lines, usually involving unusually large Japanese girls with ridiculously small Japanese men.
 
2012-11-02 06:00:06 AM  
If he would just put an ad in there for straight up kicks in the groin from a college age girl, he could get his wish anywhere. Possibly for free if he was annoying enough.
 
2012-11-02 06:00:44 AM  
NSFW
I just find this stuff endlessly entertaining.
 
2012-11-02 06:02:17 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: NSFW
I just find this stuff endlessly entertaining.


i25.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-02 06:32:13 AM  
between consenting adults, have at it, whatever. what interests me is how people finally discover what their bowl of ice cream is. at what point do you just decide to lick that shoe and discover oh yeah, i'm all over this?

/are you done yet?
//WTF? did you hear me crow?
 
2012-11-02 06:39:55 AM  
Isn't that called marriage?
 
2012-11-02 06:45:11 AM  

CujoQuarrel: Isn't that called marriage?


No, that's chastity.
 
2012-11-02 06:55:46 AM  

dopeydwarf: SundaesChild: dopeydwarf: SundaesChild: dopeydwarf: SundaesChild: Is that really a thing? You menfolk are stranger than I ever imagined.

What did you think dominatrices did for a living?

I happen to know one and I know she does some paddling and humiliation type things but she never mentioned kicking her gentleman friends in the balls.

Not exactly appropriate dinner conversation, but if you ask her I'm sure she'll tell you all about it.

You are not familiar with my friend but I assure you if that sort of thing were going down, she would have no compunctions about discussing it.

Go ahead and look up any old random dominatrix on the internet. See that listing 'CBT' under services performed? That ain't cognitive behavioral therapy, sister.


Technically, what this guy is into is "ball busting", which is a subset of CBT. Some dominatrixes actually won't do it because of the risk (albeit small) of serious and permanent injury. Safe, sane, consensual and all that. Wouldn't be surprised if her friend had that on the "will no do" list. Besides, you can generate a LOT more pain in that area safely without any violent force. For most kinky guys into that side of things, that's enough.


BronyMedic: [iambrony.jsmart.web.id image 400x257] 

Wow. I love FARK for cutting most of my post off.

I'm a pretty kinky fellow. Far be it from me to judge ANYONE for their sexual predilections as long as you do it behind closed doors. But my farking FSM, I can't understand why ANYONE would want to get kicked in the gibblies for pleasure.


It's impossible to fully explain why, much like it's impossible to fully explain why some men like other men instead of women, prefer brunettes to redheads, etc. There's a lot of component reasons - it's an obvious show of power, makes men feel extraordinarily helpless and vulnerable, so on - but ultimately it boils down to "their brain is wired to like that sort of thing".

It's not an acquired taste: you either have it or you don't.


Abner Doon: I'm not understanding what the author thinks should be illegal about that. I mean the first part, definitely, the underage girl thing. That's all kinds of icky and illegal.

But the second part, he apparently got like five women together at a restaurant and explained right out what he wanted (a kick to the nuts) and was willing to pay them. How is that immoral or illegal in the slightest? Pervy for sure, but not seeing anything wrong with it (except the horrible blinding pain that will inevitably result, but that's apparently fine with him, so...ya)


Hell, for certain women sharing that bit of information might make them kick HARDER.

There are some sex offenders who are clearly a danger to others and a threat to society, where their particular thrill cannot be engaged in without people suffering. This is not one of those sex offenders. Yeah, a little creepy that he was asking an underage girl to do what he considered sexual things to him, but if the worst you have to worry about is him making slightly less painful sounding moaning noises when taking a shot to the groin while remaining fully clothed, I think everyone's worry is better spent on other things.
 
2012-11-02 07:08:38 AM  

yukichigai: There are some sex offenders who are clearly a danger to others and a threat to society, where their particular thrill cannot be engaged in without people suffering. This is not one of those sex offenders.


This. In fact, he WANTS what everyone but the girls he talks to wants to give him.

I say we just slap his ass in a special pillory that has him spread eagled and let anyone in the town who's offended kick him in the nuts. Win win.
 
2012-11-02 07:08:48 AM  
Damn. The dude has single-handedly redefined passive aggression.
 
2012-11-02 07:13:10 AM  
Seeking: People willing to lose the use of one or both legs for several months after trying to kick me in the nads.
 
2012-11-02 07:19:28 AM  

phlegmmo: I must have missed that phase.


Came here to say this.
 
2012-11-02 07:31:03 AM  

Mike_LowELL: Wait, the syntax "ANOTHER GIRL'S FACE" implies I'm a girl, right? Eh. I'll let it stick for a day or two. Sure there's some valid trolling to be done with it. After all, I'm sure the man of my dreams is posting on this web site. ;)


It's me, dude.
 
2012-11-02 07:31:18 AM  
Where's Coyote Doyenne when you need a professional opinion?

Anyway...no, this isn't all that rare. Google "ballbusting" and you'll find more than most of us ever wanted to know about the subject.

Not especially surprising to me, either...just a version of sensation play mixed with humiliation and submission. Quickest way to make a man feel weak, helpless, and dominated, if they happen to be into that.

Now, what I find a bit nerve-wracking is the GIRLS who are purportedly into this particular kink. Seems like you'd want to be very clear as to WHY she liked it before you let her tie you up...
 
2012-11-02 07:39:26 AM  
That's pretty tame compared to other fetishes like Emetophilia, Klismaphilia or Menophilia.
 
2012-11-02 07:41:45 AM  

TappingTheVein: Klismaphilia


Well, most people appreciate it if the reciever doesn't produce copious amounts of Santorium after the act, you know.

TappingTheVein: Menophilia.


And most women are insanely horny during their period. Just put a towel down. You can pretend you stabbed Mr. Bubbles when you take a bath afterwords.
 
2012-11-02 07:44:08 AM  
In the world of masochistic men, this isn't even the weirdest thing they like.

/knows a few
//never EVER hanging out with them.
 
2012-11-02 08:07:59 AM  
Also, wasn't there a guy on America's got talent where his shtick was getting kicked on the junk?

/guy took a beating and was still standing
//balls of steel?
 
2012-11-02 08:11:00 AM  
Oh great, I get to post this again.
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2012-11-02 08:19:05 AM  
i38.tinypic.com
 
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