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(UPI)   Good: Neighbor sees flames in apartment and calls the fire dept. Bad: Flames were from fireplace dvd   ( upi.com) divider line
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2012-11-02 02:22:59 AM  
2 votes:
Hey! I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead! One, two, ten!
2012-11-02 02:01:45 AM  
2 votes:

brantgoose: Some people still play fireplace DVDs? Don't they know there's a whole fireplace channel on cable right between the sunset channel and the rotisserie chicken channel (realistic chicken scent in an eco-friendly spray bottle costs extra)?

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-!


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If I put on the rotisserie chicken channel, my cats would eat my television.
2012-11-02 07:01:40 AM  
1 vote:
"We quickly realized that it was one of those DVDs of a fireplace," firefighter Jerker Sturedahl said.

"Firefighter jerker" sounds like a bad gay porn movie...
2012-11-02 04:25:06 AM  
1 vote:
3d TV's must finally be getting useable.
2012-11-02 03:34:49 AM  
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2012-11-02 02:21:54 AM  
1 vote:
Whoa...cool...

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2012-11-02 02:18:11 AM  
1 vote:
"Last night they had spaceships in their living room! And a week ago, I could swear that a bunch of cowboys were torturing some poor Native American fellow!"
2012-11-02 12:59:05 AM  
1 vote:
Up next. Neighbor witnesses female murdered by man wearing sweater, fedora.
 
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