brantgoose: Some people still play fireplace DVDs? Don't they know there's a whole fireplace channel on cable right between the sunset channel and the rotisserie chicken channel (realistic chicken scent in an eco-friendly spray bottle costs extra)?Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-!Well, the thread's been de-hipstered! It's safe for normal farkers to come in now.
Linkster: That, is a special kinda Stupid!/Oh so glad//it's not from the USA///Can't fix stupid, not even in Europe
Gyrfalcon: Linkster: That, is a special kinda Stupid!/Oh so glad//it's not from the USA///Can't fix stupid, not even in EuropeOK, well, when I was a dispatcher, I took a call from a subscriber one night, panicked because she heard screaming and yelling from her next-door neighbor's. Sent my guys over, they did a perimeter check and heard nothing unusual, knocked at the door. Neighbor answered "Yeah, I was watching TV, it was turned up a little loud." Can we check? "Sure."It was the TV. Turned up a little loud.
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