FARK.com: (7412901) Today's "attacking an ex-girlfriend's neighbor with a machete while wearing a gas mask and confessing on Youtube" comes to you from Oklahoma City

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		Today's "attacking an ex-girlfriend's neighbor with a machete while wearing a gas mask and confessing on Youtube" comes to you from Oklahoma City (news9.com)		39
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jmadisonbiii		2012-11-01 10:26:05 PM

That boy ain't right.

ciberido		2012-11-01 10:32:57 PM

Well, I've got my costume for Halloween next year.

moothemagiccow		2012-11-01 10:34:38 PM

I did notice a real dearth of Bane costumes this Halloween.

moothemagiccow		2012-11-01 10:35:25 PM

Also it was the ex-girlfriend's brother and it looks like he got really hurt.
http://www.news9.com/story/19961828/machete-wielding-suspect-attacks -m an-in-northwest-okc-neighborhood?source=related

skinink		2012-11-01 10:35:26 PM

You just farked with the wrong Mexican!

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!		2012-11-01 10:39:07 PM

Oklahoma city, Florida?

Jclark666		2012-11-01 10:52:57 PM

Thankfully, open carry will prevent this from ever happening again.

Zarquon's Flat Tire		2012-11-01 10:53:12 PM

You know, I missed yesterday's thread on that. Link?

Hagenhatesyouall		2012-11-01 10:53:45 PM

missiv		2012-11-01 11:03:21 PM

Huffy!

natmar_76		2012-11-01 11:04:52 PM

Holy ****... dude you're scary... o_o

Amusement		2012-11-01 11:07:29 PM

skinink		2012-11-01 11:08:56 PM

"Hello, Clarice."

kwtv.images.worldnow.com

doglover		2012-11-01 11:12:30 PM

When people are stalking you, buy a gun and learn to empty it into the center of mass.

Highest risk times: entering/exiting buildings and vehicles.

crazytrain		2012-11-01 11:14:29 PM

Yea, but eventually she said yes.

Amusement		2012-11-01 11:15:55 PM

Crocodilly_Pontifex		2012-11-01 11:16:29 PM

*sigh* goddamnit. I hate when we make the news that way.

TheMysteriousStranger		2012-11-01 11:24:06 PM

Are you my mommy?

MAYORBOB		2012-11-01 11:27:38 PM

Psychotic much?

reillan		2012-11-01 11:29:19 PM

Crocodilly_Pontifex: *sigh* goddamnit. I hate when we make the news that way.

Yeah, this one's a harden.

/I'm horrible, I know.

antiFodder		2012-11-01 11:36:49 PM

Wanted for questioning?

onomatopoeon		2012-11-01 11:39:18 PM

Goddammit. If I can't express myself as an American with a machete, then I'm moving to Canada. This country are too restrictive.

Linkster		2012-11-01 11:43:28 PM

Subby, it's Oklahoma. Not weird, just Okie!

doglover		2012-11-01 11:43:59 PM

Amusement: [s7.postimage.org image 568x428]

The Rainbow Dash colored AA-12 someone mocked up in photoshop could be better for her. No recoil.

mikaloyd		2012-11-01 11:44:30 PM

Whats his FARK handle?

JohnAnnArbor		2012-11-01 11:46:49 PM

That's more of a paint-vapor respirator thingy.

JerkyMeat		2012-11-01 11:47:52 PM

Gasconne		2012-11-01 11:55:47 PM

When does Oklahoma earn its own tag? I mean, come on now. Okie crazy is its own breed.

stuffy		2012-11-02 12:05:33 AM

Just one?

Optimal_Illusion		2012-11-02 12:20:20 AM

Gasconne: When does Oklahoma earn its own tag? I mean, come on now. Okie crazy is its own breed.

Hate to agree, but I agree.

zulius		2012-11-02 12:37:54 AM

Optimal_Illusion: Gasconne: When does Oklahoma earn its own tag? I mean, come on now. Okie crazy is its own breed.

Hate to agree, but I agree.

Arizona gets its tag first...

DesertDemonWY		2012-11-02 12:49:16 AM

Machete don't youtube
www.northhollyhood.com

mediablitz		2012-11-02 12:52:49 AM

He's tough that way...

Somacandra		2012-11-02 12:57:39 AM

Linkster: Subby, it's Oklahoma. Not weird, just Okie!

Submitter here. 20+ years growing up around Oklahoma State University in Stillwater. I wanted to work the picture into the headline (along the lines of JerkyMeat) but then decided to leave it a surprise. Don't live there anymore but I keep the KWTV-Channel 9 news app on the tablet mostly for weather reasons. When I saw that pic I pretty much knew this needed Farking.

Gyrfalcon		2012-11-02 01:26:09 AM

This has happened before?!?

Trapper439		2012-11-02 02:58:34 AM

That guy's eyes are seriously disturbing. As in, I'm having a difficult time looking at them even on my monitor.

caddisfly		2012-11-02 04:17:21 PM

JohnAnnArbor: That's more of a paint-vapor respirator thingy.

It's an OSHA Class-C respirator. Wore many of them as a Certified Asbestos Removal Technician while putting myself through college. Still hoping I don't die from it.

Jclark666		2012-11-02 05:36:02 PM

caddisfly: JohnAnnArbor: That's more of a paint-vapor respirator thingy.

It's an OSHA Class-C respirator. Wore many of them as a Certified Asbestos Removal Technician while putting myself through college. Still hoping I don't die from it.

Did your certification include a segment on how to use duct tape to hide your junk when going commando in a bunny suit? Or did you get on-the-job training for that?

caddisfly		2012-11-03 03:01:12 PM

Jclark666: caddisfly: JohnAnnArbor: That's more of a paint-vapor respirator thingy.

It's an OSHA Class-C respirator. Wore many of them as a Certified Asbestos Removal Technician while putting myself through college. Still hoping I don't die from it.

Did your certification include a segment on how to use duct tape to hide your junk when going commando in a bunny suit? Or did you get on-the-job training for that?

Our crew wore Lycra biking shorts under our bunny suits. Most of the guys never took them home and washed them, just rinsed off the crud in the decontamination shower. I'll never forget the smell.

My certification process was a joke. We watched a movie and were certified. As bad as that was for me, the crew was half Polish nationals (this was Wisconsin) who didn't speak English and couldn't understand the film.

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