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(News9 Oklahoma)   Today's "attacking an ex-girlfriend's neighbor with a machete while wearing a gas mask and confessing on Youtube" comes to you from Oklahoma City   (news9.com) divider line 39
    More: Weird, Oklahoma City, YouTube, gasmasks, Oklahoma County  
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2012-11-01 10:26:05 PM
That boy ain't right.
 
2012-11-01 10:32:57 PM
Well, I've got my costume for Halloween next year.
 
2012-11-01 10:34:38 PM
I did notice a real dearth of Bane costumes this Halloween.
 
2012-11-01 10:35:25 PM
 
2012-11-01 10:35:26 PM
You just farked with the wrong Mexican!
 
2012-11-01 10:39:07 PM
Oklahoma city, Florida?
 
2012-11-01 10:52:57 PM
Thankfully, open carry will prevent this from ever happening again.
 
2012-11-01 10:53:12 PM
You know, I missed yesterday's thread on that. Link?
 
2012-11-01 10:53:45 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-01 11:03:21 PM
kwtv.images.worldnow.com
Huffy!
 
2012-11-01 11:04:52 PM
Holy ****... dude you're scary... o_o
 
2012-11-01 11:07:29 PM
s14.postimage.org
 
2012-11-01 11:08:56 PM

"Hello, Clarice."


kwtv.images.worldnow.com

 
2012-11-01 11:12:30 PM
When people are stalking you, buy a gun and learn to empty it into the center of mass.

Highest risk times: entering/exiting buildings and vehicles.
 
2012-11-01 11:14:29 PM
Yea, but eventually she said yes.
 
2012-11-01 11:15:55 PM
s7.postimage.org
 
2012-11-01 11:16:29 PM
*sigh* goddamnit. I hate when we make the news that way.
 
2012-11-01 11:24:06 PM
Are you my mommy?
 
2012-11-01 11:27:38 PM
Psychotic much?
 
2012-11-01 11:29:19 PM

Crocodilly_Pontifex: *sigh* goddamnit. I hate when we make the news that way.


Yeah, this one's a harden.

/I'm horrible, I know.
 
2012-11-01 11:36:49 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Wanted for questioning?
 
2012-11-01 11:39:18 PM
Goddammit. If I can't express myself as an American with a machete, then I'm moving to Canada. This country are too restrictive.
 
2012-11-01 11:43:28 PM
Subby, it's Oklahoma. Not weird, just Okie!
 
2012-11-01 11:43:59 PM

Amusement: [s7.postimage.org image 568x428]


The Rainbow Dash colored AA-12 someone mocked up in photoshop could be better for her. No recoil.
 
2012-11-01 11:44:30 PM
Whats his FARK handle?
 
2012-11-01 11:46:49 PM
That's more of a paint-vapor respirator thingy.
 
2012-11-01 11:47:52 PM
i1048.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-01 11:55:47 PM
When does Oklahoma earn its own tag? I mean, come on now. Okie crazy is its own breed.
 
2012-11-02 12:05:33 AM
Just one?
 
2012-11-02 12:20:20 AM

Gasconne: When does Oklahoma earn its own tag? I mean, come on now. Okie crazy is its own breed.


Hate to agree, but I agree.
 
2012-11-02 12:37:54 AM

Optimal_Illusion: Gasconne: When does Oklahoma earn its own tag? I mean, come on now. Okie crazy is its own breed.

Hate to agree, but I agree.


Arizona gets its tag first...
 
2012-11-02 12:49:16 AM
Machete don't youtube
www.northhollyhood.com
 
2012-11-02 12:52:49 AM
He's tough that way...
 
2012-11-02 12:57:39 AM

Linkster: Subby, it's Oklahoma. Not weird, just Okie!


Submitter here. 20+ years growing up around Oklahoma State University in Stillwater. I wanted to work the picture into the headline (along the lines of JerkyMeat) but then decided to leave it a surprise. Don't live there anymore but I keep the KWTV-Channel 9 news app on the tablet mostly for weather reasons. When I saw that pic I pretty much knew this needed Farking.
 
2012-11-02 01:26:09 AM
This has happened before?!?
 
2012-11-02 02:58:34 AM
That guy's eyes are seriously disturbing. As in, I'm having a difficult time looking at them even on my monitor.
 
2012-11-02 04:17:21 PM

JohnAnnArbor: That's more of a paint-vapor respirator thingy.


It's an OSHA Class-C respirator. Wore many of them as a Certified Asbestos Removal Technician while putting myself through college. Still hoping I don't die from it.
 
2012-11-02 05:36:02 PM

caddisfly: JohnAnnArbor: That's more of a paint-vapor respirator thingy.

It's an OSHA Class-C respirator. Wore many of them as a Certified Asbestos Removal Technician while putting myself through college. Still hoping I don't die from it.


Did your certification include a segment on how to use duct tape to hide your junk when going commando in a bunny suit? Or did you get on-the-job training for that?
 
2012-11-03 03:01:12 PM

Jclark666: caddisfly: JohnAnnArbor: That's more of a paint-vapor respirator thingy.

It's an OSHA Class-C respirator. Wore many of them as a Certified Asbestos Removal Technician while putting myself through college. Still hoping I don't die from it.

Did your certification include a segment on how to use duct tape to hide your junk when going commando in a bunny suit? Or did you get on-the-job training for that?


Our crew wore Lycra biking shorts under our bunny suits. Most of the guys never took them home and washed them, just rinsed off the crud in the decontamination shower. I'll never forget the smell.

My certification process was a joke. We watched a movie and were certified. As bad as that was for me, the crew was half Polish nationals (this was Wisconsin) who didn't speak English and couldn't understand the film.
 
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