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(Daily Mail)   British get coded message by carrier pigeon from agent in Nazi Germany. This is not a repeat from 1940   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 38
    More: Cool, World War II, Nazi Germany, British, Bletchley Park, occupied territories, occupied france, Special Operations Executive, Gloucestershire  
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2012-11-01 09:12:39 PM  
14 votes:
"Be sure to drink your Ovalti..." OH GODDAMMIT!!!
2012-11-01 09:10:18 PM  
12 votes:
"NAZIS AT BORDR"
"SND MOAR HORSZ N BAYNTS"
"KTHXBAI"
2012-11-01 10:27:28 PM  
11 votes:

gunther_bumpass: EngineerBob: The message still may have gotten delivered, as it indicates 'Number of copies sent 2'.


Good point!


/Unless there was a second chimney.


A SECOND PIGEON HAS JUST HIT THE SOUTH CHIMNEY
2012-11-02 05:51:32 AM  
4 votes:
I am a prince in Nazi Germany and I have to hide my money in England. Please send me your bank account number so I may deposit my money in there. Use the bird because everyone knows bird-bird-bird, bird is the word


got nuthin
*cough*
2012-11-02 01:17:30 AM  
4 votes:
Carrier lost.
2012-11-01 10:08:03 PM  
3 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Someone appears to have transcribulated it.

AOAKN HVPKD FNFJU YIDDC
RQXDR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH.
NLXKG MEMEK ONOIB AREEQ
UAOTA. RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXEH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS GQIRU AOAKN

Have at it, Fark.


It's actually in German, it reads: Wenn ist das Nunnstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput
2012-11-01 11:34:30 PM  
2 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Someone appears to have transcribulated it.

AOAKN HVPKD FNFJU YIDDC
RQXDR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH.
NLXKG MEMEK ONOIB AREEQ
UAOTA. RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXEH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS GQIRU AOAKN

Have at it, Fark.


I do not like the men on this spaceship. They are uncouth and fail to appreciate my better qualities. I have something of value to contribute to this mission if they would only recognize it. Today over lunch I tried to improve morale and build a sense of camaraderie among the men by holding a humorous, round-robin discussion of the early days of the mission. My overtures were brutally rejected. These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me.
2012-11-01 11:05:24 PM  
2 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Someone appears to have transcribulated it.

AOAKN HVPKD FNFJU YIDDC
RQXDR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH.
NLXKG MEMEK ONOIB AREEQ
UAOTA. RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXEH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS GQIRU AOAKN

Have at it, Fark.


"TURING IS A PILLOW BITER"
2012-11-01 10:36:09 PM  
2 votes:

KarmicDisaster: Apparently it's in German, I wonder what it means?

Wenn ist das Nunnstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!


www.morethings.com
2012-11-01 10:34:31 PM  
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-01 10:28:38 PM  
2 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Someone appears to have transcribulated it.

AOAKN HVPKD FNFJU YIDDC
RQXDR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH.
NLXKG MEMEK ONOIB AREEQ
UAOTA. RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXEH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS GQIRU AOAKN

Have at it, Fark.


MILK
BREAD
EGGS
SUGAR
FLOUR
2012-11-01 10:08:23 PM  
2 votes:
Decoded:
How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha Ha ...
2012-11-01 10:02:29 PM  
2 votes:
Apparently it's in German, I wonder what it means?

Wenn ist das Nunnstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
2012-11-01 09:49:15 PM  
2 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Someone appears to have transcribulated it.

AOAKN HVPKD FNFJU YIDDC
RQXDR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH.
NLXKG MEMEK ONOIB AREEQ
UAOTA. RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXEH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS GQIRU AOAKN

Have at it, Fark.


I LIKE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING WILD GAME IN THE FORREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUE ANAMAL OF ALL TO KILL SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAE WHEN I DIE I WILL BE REBORN IN PARADICE AND THEI HAVE KILLED WILL BECOME MY SLAVES I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NAME BECAUSE YOU WILL TRY TO SLOI DOWN OR ATOP MY COLLECTIOG OF SLAVES FOR MY AFTERLIFE.
2012-11-01 08:46:28 PM  
2 votes:
"Code-crackers are now frantically trying to decipher the message". Frantically? Really?
2012-11-02 06:16:39 AM  
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
Bletchley park as the media like to show it

www.petercollier.me.uk
Bletchley park as it actually is


/lives near bletchley
//It`s a scum hole.
2012-11-02 02:50:17 AM  
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Someone appears to have transcribulated it.

AOAKN HVPKD FNFJU YIDDC
RQXDR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH.
NLXKG MEMEK ONOIB AREEQ
UAOTA. RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXEH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS GQIRU AOAKN

Have at it, Fark.


To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Or:

This business will get out of hand. It will get out of hand and we'll be lucky to live through it.
2012-11-02 12:04:46 AM  
1 votes:

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: MontanaDave: mjg: Hugo Zorilla:

Have at it, Fark.

MILK
BREAD
EGGS
SUGAR
FLOUR

[museumofuncutfunk.com image 465x290]

/too obscure?

A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.

Eggs, sugar, and flour where not part of the skit.

I thought it was:

A GIN AND ORANGE! A LEMON SQUASH! AND A SCOTCH AND WATER, PLEASE!


I ordered the Waldorf Salad
2012-11-01 11:57:09 PM  
1 votes:

MontanaDave: mjg: Hugo Zorilla:

Have at it, Fark.

MILK
BREAD
EGGS
SUGAR
FLOUR

[museumofuncutfunk.com image 465x290]

/too obscure?

A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.

Eggs, sugar, and flour where not part of the skit.


I thought it was:

A GIN AND ORANGE! A LEMON SQUASH! AND A SCOTCH AND WATER, PLEASE!
2012-11-01 11:49:34 PM  
1 votes:

mjg: Hugo Zorilla:

Have at it, Fark.

MILK
BREAD
EGGS
SUGAR
FLOUR

[museumofuncutfunk.com image 465x290]

/too obscure?


A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.

Eggs, sugar, and flour where not part of the skit.
2012-11-01 11:39:12 PM  
1 votes:
GERMAN FALCONS: THIS IS THE LAST PIGEON WE ARE SENDING YOU TODAY.
2012-11-01 11:16:14 PM  
1 votes:
It's actually not from WWII and not only that but the pigeon was actually killed by friendly fire.


encycl.opentopia.com
2012-11-01 11:11:57 PM  
1 votes:
Here it is.

Attention fellow pigeons. Beware of American professor/piano player handing out peanuts in the park every Sunday this spring.
2012-11-01 11:01:44 PM  
1 votes:
Did we win?
2012-11-01 11:00:45 PM  
1 votes:
Reads: Germans need another six months to finish the job on the Jews, so hold off on D-Day.
2012-11-01 10:54:49 PM  
1 votes:
AOAKN HVPKD FNFJU YIDDC
RQXDR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH.
NLXKG MEMEK ONOIB AREEQ
UAOTA. RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXEH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS GQIRU AOAKN



Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fthagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
2012-11-01 10:28:21 PM  
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Someone appears to have transcribulated it.

AOAKN HVPKD FNFJU YIDDC
RQXDR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH.
NLXKG MEMEK ONOIB AREEQ
UAOTA. RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXEH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS GQIRU AOAKN

Have at it, Fark.


Dieppe well defended. Abort Operation Jubilee.
2012-11-01 10:26:55 PM  
1 votes:

Snuffybud: "Code-crackers are now frantically trying to decipher the message". Frantically? Really?


I was going to say. Take your time chaps. I know how this one turns out.
2012-11-01 10:25:39 PM  
1 votes:

EngineerBob: The message still may have gotten delivered, as it indicates 'Number of copies sent 2'.


Good point!


/Unless there was a second chimney.
2012-11-01 10:17:56 PM  
1 votes:
Partial translation.....".My dog has no nose....."
2012-11-01 10:13:33 PM  
1 votes:
The reason it took so long is that the carrier turkey had to walk from Berlin.

It's descendants only recently discovered the Chunnel.
2012-11-01 10:13:20 PM  
1 votes:
"Feb. 3, 1942 - Hitler offers to surrender unconditionally. Answer soonest or he may change his mind."
2012-11-01 10:10:53 PM  
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Someone appears to have transcribulated it.

AOAKN HVPKD FNFJU YIDDC
RQXDR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH.
NLXKG MEMEK ONOIB AREEQ
UAOTA. RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXEH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS GQIRU AOAKN

Have at it, Fark.


My Dearest Winston

(undecodable)

Love, Adolph
2012-11-01 10:07:55 PM  
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Someone appears to have transcribulated it.

AOAKN HVPKD FNFJU YIDDC
RQXDR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH.
NLXKG MEMEK ONOIB AREEQ
UAOTA. RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXEH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS GQIRU AOAKN

Have at it, Fark.


SQUAB FOR SUPPER. PUT IT ON HIS BILL.
2012-11-01 09:53:14 PM  
1 votes:

"VERBAL IS KEYSER SOZE AND DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER"


i.dailymail.co.uk

2012-11-01 09:49:25 PM  
1 votes:
It says: "Hitler wants to collect all the shoes, not Jews".
2012-11-01 08:44:23 PM  
1 votes:
*peck peck peck* I'm here, open the door.
....
*peck peck peck* I'm here, open the door.
...
*PECK PECK PECK* I'M HERE, OPEN THE DAMN DOOR.
2012-11-01 08:34:07 PM  
1 votes:
Ok. That is pretty cool.
 
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