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(Daily Mail)   British get coded message by carrier pigeon from agent in Nazi Germany. This is not a repeat from 1940   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 143
    More: Cool, World War II, Nazi Germany, British, Bletchley Park, occupied territories, occupied france, Special Operations Executive, Gloucestershire  
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2012-11-01 08:34:07 PM
Ok. That is pretty cool.
 
2012-11-01 08:44:23 PM
*peck peck peck* I'm here, open the door.
....
*peck peck peck* I'm here, open the door.
...
*PECK PECK PECK* I'M HERE, OPEN THE DAMN DOOR.
 
2012-11-01 08:46:28 PM
"Code-crackers are now frantically trying to decipher the message". Frantically? Really?
 
2012-11-01 09:04:50 PM
The message is probably unreadable because it's in Banter perhaps if you slowed it down a bit.
 
2012-11-01 09:07:57 PM
Someone appears to have transcribulated it.

AOAKN HVPKD FNFJU YIDDC
RQXDR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH.
NLXKG MEMEK ONOIB AREEQ
UAOTA. RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXEH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS GQIRU AOAKN

Have at it, Fark.
 
2012-11-01 09:10:18 PM
"NAZIS AT BORDR"
"SND MOAR HORSZ N BAYNTS"
"KTHXBAI"
 
2012-11-01 09:12:39 PM
"Be sure to drink your Ovalti..." OH GODDAMMIT!!!
 
2012-11-01 09:16:34 PM
paging dittybopper to thread 7412776, code breaking opportunity in tab main....
 
2012-11-01 09:49:15 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Someone appears to have transcribulated it.

AOAKN HVPKD FNFJU YIDDC
RQXDR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH.
NLXKG MEMEK ONOIB AREEQ
UAOTA. RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXEH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS GQIRU AOAKN

Have at it, Fark.


I LIKE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING WILD GAME IN THE FORREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUE ANAMAL OF ALL TO KILL SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAE WHEN I DIE I WILL BE REBORN IN PARADICE AND THEI HAVE KILLED WILL BECOME MY SLAVES I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NAME BECAUSE YOU WILL TRY TO SLOI DOWN OR ATOP MY COLLECTIOG OF SLAVES FOR MY AFTERLIFE.
 
2012-11-01 09:49:19 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: "Be sure to drink your Ovalti..." OH GODDAMMIT!!!


Thanks. Now I want Ovaltine.
 
2012-11-01 09:49:25 PM
It says: "Hitler wants to collect all the shoes, not Jews".
 
2012-11-01 09:50:21 PM
Paging dittybopper...
 
2012-11-01 09:53:14 PM

"VERBAL IS KEYSER SOZE AND DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER"


i.dailymail.co.uk

 
2012-11-01 09:53:16 PM

hodge-podge: It says: "Hitler wants to collect all the shoes, not Jews".


First, limit communication.
Second, limit movement.

Makes sense.
 
2012-11-01 09:56:56 PM

you are a puppet: I_Am_Weasel: Someone appears to have transcribulated it.

AOAKN HVPKD FNFJU YIDDC
RQXDR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH.
NLXKG MEMEK ONOIB AREEQ
UAOTA. RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXEH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS GQIRU AOAKN

Have at it, Fark.

I LIKE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING WILD GAME IN THE FORREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUE ANAMAL OF ALL TO KILL SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAE WHEN I DIE I WILL BE REBORN IN PARADICE AND THEI HAVE KILLED WILL BECOME MY SLAVES I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NAME BECAUSE YOU WILL TRY TO SLOI DOWN OR ATOP MY COLLECTIOG OF SLAVES FOR MY AFTERLIFE.


allwomenstalk.com

Sees what you did there.
 
2012-11-01 09:58:22 PM
But according to The Longest Day they flew in the wrong direction
 
2012-11-01 09:58:35 PM
The message still may have gotten delivered, as it indicates 'Number of copies sent 2'.

Probably says something like "Finally talked Hess into flying self to England.What a sucker!"
 
2012-11-01 09:58:46 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Someone appears to have transcribulated it.

AOAKN HVPKD FNFJU YIDDC
RQXDR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH.
NLXKG MEMEK ONOIB AREEQ
UAOTA. RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXEH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS GQIRU AOAKN

Have at it, Fark.


ICANH ASINI SHULI ZATIO NVECT ORZNA OKTHX BYE69?
 
2012-11-01 10:00:05 PM
No HERO tag for a fallen soldier?
 
2012-11-01 10:02:29 PM
Apparently it's in German, I wonder what it means?

Wenn ist das Nunnstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
 
2012-11-01 10:05:04 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Someone appears to have transcribulated it.

AOAKN HVPKD FNFJU YIDDC
RQXDR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH.
NLXKG MEMEK ONOIB AREEQ
UAOTA. RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXEH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS GQIRU AOAKN

Have at it, Fark.


Enigma simulator. Though it was the German's machine others used it as well. A British spy could have used it to send messages to Britain.

/Kinda useless without the rotor and wire settings though.
//If anyone wants to try all the possibilities....
 
Slu
2012-11-01 10:06:24 PM
Cool Story, Bro.
 
2012-11-01 10:07:55 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Someone appears to have transcribulated it.

AOAKN HVPKD FNFJU YIDDC
RQXDR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH.
NLXKG MEMEK ONOIB AREEQ
UAOTA. RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXEH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS GQIRU AOAKN

Have at it, Fark.


SQUAB FOR SUPPER. PUT IT ON HIS BILL.
 
2012-11-01 10:08:03 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Someone appears to have transcribulated it.

AOAKN HVPKD FNFJU YIDDC
RQXDR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH.
NLXKG MEMEK ONOIB AREEQ
UAOTA. RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXEH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS GQIRU AOAKN

Have at it, Fark.


It's actually in German, it reads: Wenn ist das Nunnstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput
 
2012-11-01 10:08:23 PM
Decoded:
How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha Ha ...
 
2012-11-01 10:08:42 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Someone appears to have transcribulated it.

AOAKN HVPKD FNFJU YIDDC
RQXDR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH.
NLXKG MEMEK ONOIB AREEQ
UAOTA. RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXEH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS GQIRU AOAKN

Have at it, Fark.



Meet me in Carson City?
 
2012-11-01 10:10:53 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Someone appears to have transcribulated it.

AOAKN HVPKD FNFJU YIDDC
RQXDR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH.
NLXKG MEMEK ONOIB AREEQ
UAOTA. RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXEH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS GQIRU AOAKN

Have at it, Fark.


My Dearest Winston

(undecodable)

Love, Adolph
 
2012-11-01 10:11:19 PM
Easily the coolest/most interesting thing the Fail has reported on in quite a while.
 
2012-11-01 10:12:14 PM
I told MI-6 that turkeys can't fly, but they wouldn't listen!
 
2012-11-01 10:12:15 PM
Pretty cool, but "hero pigeon"? Gimme a farking break.
 
2012-11-01 10:13:20 PM
"Feb. 3, 1942 - Hitler offers to surrender unconditionally. Answer soonest or he may change his mind."
 
2012-11-01 10:13:31 PM
TURKEY TROTS TO WATER GG FROM CINCPAC ACTION COM THIRD FLEET INFO COMINCH CTF SEVENTY-SEVEN X WHERE IS RPT WHERE IS TASK FORCE THIRTY FOUR RR THE WORLD WONDERS
 
2012-11-01 10:13:33 PM
The reason it took so long is that the carrier turkey had to walk from Berlin.

It's descendants only recently discovered the Chunnel.
 
2012-11-01 10:14:24 PM
Daily Fail publishes a story that is not immediately destined for the bottom of a bird cage. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.

/former NSA employee so this is a pretty cool story.
 
2012-11-01 10:14:36 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Pigeon in question
 
2012-11-01 10:15:43 PM
It's the star of the joke that ends "rectum? Damn near killed him!"

Finally, after all these years it's been found!
 
2012-11-01 10:16:23 PM
Well, it was on it's way to Britain. It probably reads:

My dog's got no nose!
How does he smell?
Awful!
 
2012-11-01 10:17:56 PM
Partial translation.....".My dog has no nose....."
 
2012-11-01 10:17:58 PM
It said "Goodbye cruel world"!

/Damn bird was suicidal
 
2012-11-01 10:19:03 PM
If it's a one-time pad, lotsa luck.
 
2012-11-01 10:19:46 PM
LEFT!
LEFT!
LEFT a wife and SEVenteen children in
STARVing condition with NOTHing but gingerbread LEFT'
 
2012-11-01 10:22:23 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Pretty cool, but "hero pigeon"? Gimme a farking break.


Right? The f*cking bird was only doing his job.
 
2012-11-01 10:22:53 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Someone appears to have transcribulated it.

AOAKN HVPKD FNFJU YIDDC
RQXDR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH.
NLXKG MEMEK ONOIB AREEQ
UAOTA. RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXEH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS GQIRU AOAKN

Have at it, Fark.


Looks like a one-time pad.

Unless the British kept copies of their pads (which seems unlikely)
I don't think we'll ever know what it says.
 
2012-11-01 10:24:13 PM

Molavian: ArcadianRefugee: Pretty cool, but "hero pigeon"? Gimme a farking break.

Right? The f*cking bird was only doing his job.


More to the point, doing something he was unaware of. Really, all he knew is "fly there, fly there." The fact that a note was stapled to his leg or whatever really has no bearing.
 
2012-11-01 10:25:39 PM

EngineerBob: The message still may have gotten delivered, as it indicates 'Number of copies sent 2'.


Good point!


/Unless there was a second chimney.
 
2012-11-01 10:26:27 PM
"My hovercraft is full of eels"
That's all I can decipher
 
2012-11-01 10:26:55 PM

Snuffybud: "Code-crackers are now frantically trying to decipher the message". Frantically? Really?


I was going to say. Take your time chaps. I know how this one turns out.
 
2012-11-01 10:27:28 PM

gunther_bumpass: EngineerBob: The message still may have gotten delivered, as it indicates 'Number of copies sent 2'.


Good point!


/Unless there was a second chimney.


A SECOND PIGEON HAS JUST HIT THE SOUTH CHIMNEY
 
2012-11-01 10:28:21 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Someone appears to have transcribulated it.

AOAKN HVPKD FNFJU YIDDC
RQXDR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH.
NLXKG MEMEK ONOIB AREEQ
UAOTA. RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXEH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS GQIRU AOAKN

Have at it, Fark.


Dieppe well defended. Abort Operation Jubilee.
 
2012-11-01 10:28:38 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Someone appears to have transcribulated it.

AOAKN HVPKD FNFJU YIDDC
RQXDR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH.
NLXKG MEMEK ONOIB AREEQ
UAOTA. RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
LKXEH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ
KLDTS GQIRU AOAKN

Have at it, Fark.


MILK
BREAD
EGGS
SUGAR
FLOUR
 
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