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(SFGate)   Bloomberg endorses Obama. Keep your tinfoil on, it's the other Bloomberg   (sfgate.com) divider line 137
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2012-11-01 10:26:23 PM

Dahnkster: Have you tried one of their fried onions?!
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x266]


You're thinking of Shenanigans.
 
2012-11-01 10:27:34 PM

skullkrusher: so, anyone figure out who the other Bloomberg is?


www.millionaireplayboy.com

It's next to Otisburg.
 
2012-11-01 10:34:02 PM

Shrugging Atlas: Grungehamster: How is that zero tolerance policy of theirs on on-screen errors going, anyway?

Five days before the election with Romney trailing? I imagine that policy is going right the fark out the window, that's how it's going.

Next up:

Assad Obama Government responsible for more death squad killings.


You joke: just went on Media Matters and noticed that Stuart Varney was brought on by Megyn Kelly to fact check Romney's ad's that say Obama is helping Fiat ship American Jeep production to China that so many in the media are crying foul over. His conclusion? The ad is "flat-out accurate". Would submit as a link, but couldn't come up with a funny enough "KnoWhutImean, Vern?" joke.
 
2012-11-01 10:40:50 PM

coeyagi: skullkrusher: so, anyone figure out who the other Bloomberg is?

[www.millionaireplayboy.com image 400x250]

It's next to Otisburg.


OTIS-burg!?!
 
2012-11-01 10:45:43 PM

Surool: coeyagi: skullkrusher: so, anyone figure out who the other Bloomberg is?

[www.millionaireplayboy.com image 400x250]

It's next to Otisburg.

OTIS-burg!?!


Wow, I just noticed that the map had "Teschmacher Peaks" on it.

content9.flixster.com

Nicely done, production designer in 1978.
 
2012-11-01 10:52:46 PM
Submitter, you're an idiot!!!
 
2012-11-01 10:56:59 PM

whidbey: Obviously, he doesn't believe in climate change. Otherwise he wouldn't be poo-pooing Obama''s green energy plan and promising 12 million jobs that are very likely going to be in the oil industry.


The oil industry is unlikely to need 12 million new jobs. They're pulling at the dregs as it is. I've seen the industry go from gaining production through drilling to gaining production through purchasing other companies.
 
2012-11-01 11:01:53 PM

cmb53208: Free_Chilly_Willy: liberal endorces other liberal, news at 11!!!

Wait, what makes you think Bloomberg is a liberal? This is a guy that stood in the way if raising the minimum wage in NYC. He has also rubber stamped the NYPD's stop-and-frisk initiatives, which targeted minoritities 90% of the time. Oh and lets not forget him endirsing the NYPD spying on Muslim college students who went on camping trips in other states.

Is Mike Bloomberg a liberal? No, but he is a paternalistic, authoritarian, plutocratic douchebag. And you're a goddamn idiot for thinking this man a liberal.


His hatred for tobacco and firearms makes him kind of liberal, dude.
 
2012-11-01 11:05:16 PM

The_Sponge: cmb53208: Free_Chilly_Willy: liberal endorces other liberal, news at 11!!!

Wait, what makes you think Bloomberg is a liberal? This is a guy that stood in the way if raising the minimum wage in NYC. He has also rubber stamped the NYPD's stop-and-frisk initiatives, which targeted minoritities 90% of the time. Oh and lets not forget him endirsing the NYPD spying on Muslim college students who went on camping trips in other states.

Is Mike Bloomberg a liberal? No, but he is a paternalistic, authoritarian, plutocratic douchebag. And you're a goddamn idiot for thinking this man a liberal.

His hatred for tobacco and firearms makes him kind of liberal, dude.


No, the GOP's love for tobacco and firearms in lieu of their hard-on for Jesus makes them hypocrites.
 
2012-11-01 11:05:21 PM

coeyagi: Surool: coeyagi: skullkrusher: so, anyone figure out who the other Bloomberg is?

[www.millionaireplayboy.com image 400x250]

It's next to Otisburg.

OTIS-burg!?!

Wow, I just noticed that the map had "Teschmacher Peaks" on it.

[content9.flixster.com image 180x267]

Nicely done, production designer in 1978.


I hadn't noticed until the still was posted in this thread. Thankfully, Valerie Perrine was never a shy woman.
 
2012-11-01 11:07:41 PM

coeyagi: The_Sponge: cmb53208: Free_Chilly_Willy: liberal endorces other liberal, news at 11!!!

Wait, what makes you think Bloomberg is a liberal? This is a guy that stood in the way if raising the minimum wage in NYC. He has also rubber stamped the NYPD's stop-and-frisk initiatives, which targeted minoritities 90% of the time. Oh and lets not forget him endirsing the NYPD spying on Muslim college students who went on camping trips in other states.

Is Mike Bloomberg a liberal? No, but he is a paternalistic, authoritarian, plutocratic douchebag. And you're a goddamn idiot for thinking this man a liberal.

His hatred for tobacco and firearms makes him kind of liberal, dude.

No, the GOP's love for tobacco and firearms in lieu of their hard-on for Jesus makes them hypocrites.


You're really reaching, pal.
 
2012-11-01 11:08:29 PM

The_Sponge: coeyagi: The_Sponge: cmb53208: Free_Chilly_Willy: liberal endorces other liberal, news at 11!!!

Wait, what makes you think Bloomberg is a liberal? This is a guy that stood in the way if raising the minimum wage in NYC. He has also rubber stamped the NYPD's stop-and-frisk initiatives, which targeted minoritities 90% of the time. Oh and lets not forget him endirsing the NYPD spying on Muslim college students who went on camping trips in other states.

Is Mike Bloomberg a liberal? No, but he is a paternalistic, authoritarian, plutocratic douchebag. And you're a goddamn idiot for thinking this man a liberal.

His hatred for tobacco and firearms makes him kind of liberal, dude.

No, the GOP's love for tobacco and firearms in lieu of their hard-on for Jesus makes them hypocrites.

You're really reaching, pal.


It's Fark, you'll get over it. :-)
 
2012-11-01 11:09:10 PM
Who cares what some Israeli has to say about American politics?
 
2012-11-01 11:17:22 PM

Captain_Ballbeard: Who cares what some Israeli has to say about American politics?


Willard Rmoney, that's who.
 
2012-11-01 11:24:34 PM

coeyagi: The_Sponge: coeyagi: The_Sponge: cmb53208: Free_Chilly_Willy: liberal endorces other liberal, news at 11!!!

Wait, what makes you think Bloomberg is a liberal? This is a guy that stood in the way if raising the minimum wage in NYC. He has also rubber stamped the NYPD's stop-and-frisk initiatives, which targeted minoritities 90% of the time. Oh and lets not forget him endirsing the NYPD spying on Muslim college students who went on camping trips in other states.

Is Mike Bloomberg a liberal? No, but he is a paternalistic, authoritarian, plutocratic douchebag. And you're a goddamn idiot for thinking this man a liberal.

His hatred for tobacco and firearms makes him kind of liberal, dude.

No, the GOP's love for tobacco and firearms in lieu of their hard-on for Jesus makes them hypocrites.

You're really reaching, pal.

It's Fark, you'll get over it. :-)


Ha! I definitely will.
 
2012-11-01 11:25:02 PM

Altair: GAT_00: Rev. Skarekroe: The admins appear to be deliberately greenlighting stupid headlines today.

Today?

I wonder if he knows a day is 24 hours, not years.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-01 11:35:43 PM

YodaBlues: IlGreven: whither_apophis: Krymson Tyde: pudding7: Ed Finnerty: Rev. Skarekroe: GAT_00: Rev. Skarekroe: The admins appear to be deliberately greenlighting stupid headlines today.

Today?

Even moreso than usual, I mean.

Moreso?

No. Moreso endorsed Gary Johnson.

Who?

Enrico Moreso, invented the radio

No, no, that was Enrico Farnsworth.

No you idiot, it was Enrico Polazzo, that horrible opera singer who sang the national anthem at that Giants game.


That was an interesting game too, what with who was on the first two bases, and I don't know who was on third.
 
2012-11-01 11:39:59 PM

YodaBlues: IlGreven: whither_apophis: Krymson Tyde: pudding7: Ed Finnerty: Rev. Skarekroe: GAT_00: Rev. Skarekroe: The admins appear to be deliberately greenlighting stupid headlines today.

Today?

Even moreso than usual, I mean.

Moreso?

No. Moreso endorsed Gary Johnson.

Who?

Enrico Moreso, invented the radio

No, no, that was Enrico Farnsworth.

No you idiot, it was Enrico Polazzo, that horrible opera singer who sang the national anthem at that Giants game.


You're all wrong. It was Enrico Morricone, who turned invisible and was sitting in the chair Eastwood was debating.
 
2012-11-01 11:55:07 PM
so are all these centuries-old corpses rooted up the storm going to spread diseases like smallpox? oh jeebus.
 
2012-11-01 11:58:15 PM

The_Sponge:

His hatred for tobacco and firearms makes him kind of liberal, dude.


Simply not liking tobacco and firearms doesn't make him "kind of liberal," dude. His actions against them do make him paternalistic, authoritarian, and in the case of firearms hypocritical: his security detail is well armed and I'm certain he won't have it any other way.

Mike Bloomberg's a lot of things, liberal ain't one of them.
 
2012-11-02 12:04:31 AM
Came for the onslaught of Farkers publicly and brutally denouncing whatever idiot submitted this. I can sleep well tonight.
 
2012-11-02 12:06:32 AM

ITGreen: Came for the onslaught of Farkers publicly and brutally denouncing whatever idiot submitted this. I can sleep well tonight.


I'd suspect the submitter would rather go back in time and kill his father during childhood to erase this f*ck up from history if I didn't also suspect he's enjoying the attention.
 
2012-11-02 12:08:05 AM

MithrandirBooga: YodaBlues: IlGreven: whither_apophis: Krymson Tyde: pudding7: Ed Finnerty: Rev. Skarekroe: GAT_00: Rev. Skarekroe: The admins appear to be deliberately greenlighting stupid headlines today.

Today?

Even moreso than usual, I mean.

Moreso?

No. Moreso endorsed Gary Johnson.

Who?

Enrico Moreso, invented the radio

No, no, that was Enrico Farnsworth.

No you idiot, it was Enrico Polazzo, that horrible opera singer who sang the national anthem at that Giants game.

You're all wrong. It was Enrico Morricone, who turned invisible and was sitting in the chair Eastwood was debating.


Whilst writing some of the most beautiful musical scores of all time.
 
2012-11-02 12:10:58 AM
"Esta un mooño fullo! Todos los werewolfos necesito to packo un vamos bag y get to un sheltero ahora!" - Miguel Bloombito.
 
2012-11-02 12:11:33 AM
I would at least like to know what subby -thought- he was doing.
 
2012-11-02 12:13:12 AM

The Bestest: I would at least like to know what subby -thought- he was doing.


I am pretty sure it was thinking that Bloomberg News and Michael Bloomberg had no association at all.

Or whippets and glue sniffing.
 
2012-11-02 12:15:24 AM

whidbey: Obviously, he doesn't believe in climate change. Otherwise he wouldn't be poo-pooing Obama''s green energy plan and promising 12 million jobs that are very likely going to be in the oil industry.


Well, the hurricane only creamed blue states and GOP flyover territory,so fark 'em. If Sandy had reduced Palin-America to a waterlogged ruin, Romney would be declaring a War on Hurricanes and promising to bomb them into oblivion.
 
2012-11-02 12:29:33 AM

mrshowrules: common sense is an oxymoron: Grungehamster: Dusk-You-n-Me: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x610]

Is that real? Fox News put up that Bloomberg endorsed Romney? How is that zero tolerance policy of theirs on on-screen errors going, anyway?


Pretty much unchanged...

[images.huffingtonpost.com image 338x253]

[img.photobucket.com image 400x300]

How much time do we have?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x299]

[cloudfront.mediamatters.org image 590x356]

http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/files/original/oreillyoct3.jpg


intershame.com

intershame.com

intershame.com

intershame.com

intershame.com

And that's just mistakes in labeling party affiliation. This could take a while.
 
2012-11-02 12:35:01 AM

fusillade762: mrshowrules: common sense is an oxymoron: Grungehamster: Dusk-You-n-Me: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x610]

Is that real? Fox News put up that Bloomberg endorsed Romney? How is that zero tolerance policy of theirs on on-screen errors going, anyway?


Pretty much unchanged...

[images.huffingtonpost.com image 338x253]

[img.photobucket.com image 400x300]

How much time do we have?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x299]

[cloudfront.mediamatters.org image 590x356]

http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/files/original/oreillyoct3.jpg

[intershame.com image 450x337]

[intershame.com image 325x273]

[intershame.com image 398x266]

[intershame.com image 501x315]

[intershame.com image 450x335]

And that's just mistakes in labeling party affiliation. This could take a while.


I'd say make an animated gif to save space, but it would be over the size limit by about 30 GB.
 
2012-11-02 01:05:10 AM

coeyagi: Surool: coeyagi: skullkrusher: so, anyone figure out who the other Bloomberg is?

[www.millionaireplayboy.com image 400x250]

It's next to Otisburg.

OTIS-burg!?!

Wow, I just noticed that the map had "Teschmacher Peaks" on it.

[content9.flixster.com image 180x267]

Nicely done, production designer in 1978.


Yeah, I'd missed that before. But then I was 7 when I first saw the movie.
 
2012-11-02 01:06:03 AM

PonceAlyosha: MithrandirBooga: YodaBlues: IlGreven: whither_apophis: Krymson Tyde: pudding7: Ed Finnerty: Rev. Skarekroe: GAT_00: Rev. Skarekroe: The admins appear to be deliberately greenlighting stupid headlines today.

Today?

Even moreso than usual, I mean.

Moreso?

No. Moreso endorsed Gary Johnson.

Who?

Enrico Moreso, invented the radio

No, no, that was Enrico Farnsworth.

No you idiot, it was Enrico Polazzo, that horrible opera singer who sang the national anthem at that Giants game.

You're all wrong. It was Enrico Morricone, who turned invisible and was sitting in the chair Eastwood was debating.

Whilst writing some of the most beautiful musical scores of all time.


No, no, you're thinking of Enrico Goldsmith.
 
2012-11-02 02:53:29 AM

Hebalo: whidbey: Obviously, he doesn't believe in climate change. Otherwise he wouldn't be poo-pooing Obama''s green energy plan and promising 12 million jobs that are very likely going to be in the oil industry.

The oil industry is unlikely to need 12 million new jobs. They're pulling at the dregs as it is. I've seen the industry go from gaining production through drilling to gaining production through purchasing other companies.


Actually, the US has just recently regained the position as the world's biggest oil producer. Sky high oil prices have made it economically viable to extract oil that was once considered too expensive to mine.
 
2012-11-02 04:07:27 AM

Krymson Tyde: pudding7: Ed Finnerty: Rev. Skarekroe: GAT_00: Rev. Skarekroe: The admins appear to be deliberately greenlighting stupid headlines today.

Today?

Even moreso than usual, I mean.

Moreso?

No. Moreso endorsed Gary Johnson.

Who?


No, Who endorses Obama.
 
2012-11-02 07:00:16 AM

cmb53208: The_Sponge:

His hatred for tobacco and firearms makes him kind of liberal, dude.

Simply not liking tobacco and firearms doesn't make him "kind of liberal," dude. His actions against them do make him paternalistic, authoritarian, and in the case of firearms hypocritical: his security detail is well armed and I'm certain he won't have it any other way.

Mike Bloomberg's a lot of things, liberal ain't one of them.


I'm not sure it's hypocritical - even the libbiest of libs are not suggesting disarming law enforcement.
 
2012-11-02 10:32:01 AM

Delay: Well, that was a silly headline for a significant Obama endorsement.


True, but it really got the crazies out in droves.

And isn't that the whole concept behind FARK?
 
2012-11-02 12:09:06 PM
I just bought a dishwasher that is a Blomberg.

It's great.
 
2012-11-02 06:03:06 PM
Is it Jose Manuel Bloomberg? It's Jose right?
 
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