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2012-11-02 08:48:12 AM  
2 votes:
CSB incoming

Friends and I were cruising around late one night and pulled up behind a car at a red light, it turns green, car doesn't move. We get out to investigate, dude driving is passed out. Car is a stick, the cast on guys leg was heavy enough to keep clutch engaged. I reach across him, and put it in neutral. We wake him up, get him to move into passenger seat, and I drive his car (BMW) to his house. He was too drunk to tell us where he lived, so we checked his wallet. Much deliberation was had on whether to ring the doorbell and see if anyone was home, but we figured there was no use getting him in trouble with his wife/gf.

Random act of kindness / enabling. Do unto others , and all that ya know.
2012-11-01 03:12:21 PM  
1 vote:
Officers still searching for Carl.
2012-11-01 02:25:53 PM  
1 vote:
Send more cops
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