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2012-11-01 11:14:48 AM  
"China Republican Party"

Not for all the Tea Party in China.
 
2012-11-01 11:23:03 AM  

Mentat: "China Republican Party"

Not for all the Tea Party in China.


Yeah. I'm ok with this.
 
2012-11-01 12:56:32 PM  
You know what China could really use right now? A Communist party. You know, a party that prioritises the needs of the workers over the wealth of the capital class, one that stands against labour conditions that drive workers to suicide, injured workers abandoned to beg in the streets and environmental destruction on a vast scale in search of short-term profits.

I know, it's hard to imagine.
 
2012-11-01 12:57:22 PM  
In b4 dipshiat Chinese nationalists who try to justify this.
 
2012-11-01 01:00:22 PM  
And we're in bed with the autocratic weasels because..
 
2012-11-01 01:00:22 PM  
I'm am thankful we live in a country where people can ignorantly yet confidently say "Obama is a communist, study it out" and they don't go to jail for expressing their beliefs.
 
2012-11-01 01:01:50 PM  

Mentat: "China Republican Party"

Not for all the Tea Party in China.


Funny how republics are now a bad thing, amirite?
 
2012-11-01 01:02:19 PM  

Gordon Bennett: You know what China could really use right now? A Communist party. You know, a party that prioritises the needs of the workers over the wealth of the capital class, one that stands against labour conditions that drive workers to suicide, injured workers abandoned to beg in the streets and environmental destruction on a vast scale in search of short-term profits.

I know, it's hard to imagine.


Because that worked out well the last few times they and their neighbors tried it.
 
2012-11-01 01:03:21 PM  

bdub77: Mentat: "China Republican Party"

Not for all the Tea Party in China.

Yeah. I'm ok with this.


Somehow, I don't think he's in any way affiliated with the GOP.
 
2012-11-01 01:04:25 PM  
I'm sure the US will respond with sanctions, and removal of China from a most favored trade status nation.
 
2012-11-01 01:04:43 PM  

bunner: And we're in bed with the autocratic weasels because..


They loan us lots of money and make all of our stuff
 
2012-11-01 01:04:57 PM  

Inchoate: In b4 dipshiat Chinese nationalists who try to justify this.


What is to justify? Reactionary running-dogs make disrespect of Glorious People's Revolution. If there is to be revolution, there must be a revolutionary party. Without a revolutionary party, without a party built on the Marxist-Leninist revolutionary theory and in the Marxist-Leninist revolutionary style, it is impossible to lead the working class and the broad masses of the people in defeating imperialism and its running dogs.

Log Live Chairman Meow!
4.bp.blogspot.com

/ most of that diatribe is an actual direct quote from the real Chairman Meow
 
2012-11-01 01:05:01 PM  
I don't care if you have liberal or conservative views. The views that the elite have on you are the same from both sides. Don't forget that next time you're losing a friend because he disagrees with Obamacare. Think of it like this, you're getting the same injection that you don't want, but it's either going in your buttcheek (Democrat) or thigh (Republican). The elite will look down on you no matter what party you want to vote for. In the end, the elite will rule you no matter what side of the stands you sit... partisanship is all a spectacle/theater/show.

/been too close to the uber rich to fall for that $*(! anymore
 
2012-11-01 01:05:20 PM  

Lev_Astov: Gordon Bennett: You know what China could really use right now? A Communist party. You know, a party that prioritises the needs of the workers over the wealth of the capital class, one that stands against labour conditions that drive workers to suicide, injured workers abandoned to beg in the streets and environmental destruction on a vast scale in search of short-term profits.

I know, it's hard to imagine.

Because that worked out well the last few times they and their neighbors tried it.


And their experiment with totalitarian corporatism is going so well?
 
2012-11-01 01:06:00 PM  
Some more successful political parties in China:

List of political parties in the People's Republic of China
 
2012-11-01 01:06:20 PM  
msnbcmedia.msn.com

'Murrica!
 
2012-11-01 01:07:18 PM  

Mega Steve: bunner: And we're in bed with the autocratic weasels because..

They loan us lots of money and make all of our stuff


But... Commies and Freedom and .. wait, iPhone is ringing.
 
2012-11-01 01:07:25 PM  

bunner: And we're in bed with the autocratic weasels because..


Economic interest and muscle against even worse countries. We call Saudi Arabia our allies and their citizens ram planes into our buildings when they're not beating their women.
 
2012-11-01 01:09:20 PM  
I'm sure Mit Romney will punish them by sending them all of our jobs.
 
2012-11-01 01:09:24 PM  
Yeah, if it wasn't for all that money and all those guns, we'd be terrible hypocrites.
 
2012-11-01 01:09:56 PM  
China jails a person trying to form the China Republican Party?

And after all Romney did to send jobs their way.

So ungrateful.
 
2012-11-01 01:11:58 PM  

Gordon Bennett: You know what China could really use right now? A Communist party. You know, a party that prioritises the needs of the workers over the wealth of the capital class, one that stands against labour conditions that drive workers to suicide, injured workers abandoned to beg in the streets and environmental destruction on a vast scale in search of short-term profits.


More like a Socialist one at heart:
What is the difference between socialism and communism?
 
2012-11-01 01:14:12 PM  

Gordon Bennett: You know what China could really use right now? A Communist party. You know, a party that prioritises the needs of the workers over the wealth of the capital class, one that stands against labour conditions that drive workers to suicide, injured workers abandoned to beg in the streets and environmental destruction on a vast scale in search of short-term profits.

I know, it's hard to imagine.


Communism is never like that in practice. It's always like China/Cuba/North Korea. Always.
 
2012-11-01 01:15:24 PM  
I thought we already knew Chinese Democracy was a colossal failure.
 
2012-11-01 01:16:24 PM  
busy chillin'

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2012-11-01 01:00:22 PM
I'm am thankful we live in a country where people can ignorantly yet confidently say "Obama is a communist, study it out" and they don't go to jail for expressing their beliefs.


I never appreciated how nice freedom of speech is until I lived in a country for a few years that didn't have that.
 
2012-11-01 01:19:48 PM  

russlar: I thought we already knew Chinese Democracy was a colossal failure.


3.bp.blogspot.com

Oh, bravo, I say!
 
2012-11-01 01:20:47 PM  
randomjsa

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2012-11-01 01:14:12 PM
Gordon Bennett: You know what China could really use right now? A Communist party. You know, a party that prioritises the needs of the workers over the wealth of the capital class, one that stands against labour conditions that drive workers to suicide, injured workers abandoned to beg in the streets and environmental destruction on a vast scale in search of short-term profits.

I know, it's hard to imagine.

Communism is never like that in practice. It's always like China/Cuba/North Korea. Always.


Human nature. Hell, Orwell predicted this back in '45.... Animal Farm.
 
2012-11-01 01:29:57 PM  
With their (s)elections coming-up, they like things to go exactly as planned.
 
2012-11-01 01:33:18 PM  

bunner: And we're in bed with the autocratic weasels because..



ts4.mm.bing.net

Bunner doesn't ask questions he doesn't already know the answers to.
 
2012-11-01 01:34:14 PM  
If anyone thinks the US government tolerates much more, try starting your own currency.
 
2012-11-01 01:34:51 PM  

PonceAlyosha: Lev_Astov: Gordon Bennett: You know what China could really use right now? A Communist party. You know, a party that prioritises the needs of the workers over the wealth of the capital class, one that stands against labour conditions that drive workers to suicide, injured workers abandoned to beg in the streets and environmental destruction on a vast scale in search of short-term profits.

I know, it's hard to imagine.

Because that worked out well the last few times they and their neighbors tried it.

And their experiment with totalitarian corporatism is going so well?


It's going better.
 
2012-11-01 01:49:30 PM  

SethX9: If anyone thinks the US government tolerates much more, try starting your own currency.


2.bp.blogspot.com

/What a SethX9 might look like
 
2012-11-01 01:51:05 PM  
They don't need to form a Republican Party. We'll just send them ours. There's no need for all those Walmart containers to be returned empty, when we can fill them with Republicans. It's just good economics and it's energy efficient.
 
2012-11-01 01:58:47 PM  
Don't worry, China still has Romney running for office.
 
2012-11-01 02:01:17 PM  
8 years? Better than a bullet to the head, I suppose.
 
2012-11-01 02:05:21 PM  

SethX9: If anyone thinks the US government tolerates much more, try starting your own currency.


www.newsgroper.com
 
2012-11-01 02:13:28 PM  

This text is now purple: PonceAlyosha: Lev_Astov: Gordon Bennett: You know what China could really use right now? A Communist party. You know, a party that prioritises the needs of the workers over the wealth of the capital class, one that stands against labour conditions that drive workers to suicide, injured workers abandoned to beg in the streets and environmental destruction on a vast scale in search of short-term profits.

I know, it's hard to imagine.

Because that worked out well the last few times they and their neighbors tried it.

And their experiment with totalitarian corporatism is going so well?

It's going better.


Indeed! And thus they can probably afford to loosen their political restrictions and provide protections to their workers.
 
2012-11-01 02:26:09 PM  

PonceAlyosha: This text is now purple: PonceAlyosha: Lev_Astov: Gordon Bennett: You know what China could really use right now? A Communist party. You know, a party that prioritises the needs of the workers over the wealth of the capital class, one that stands against labour conditions that drive workers to suicide, injured workers abandoned to beg in the streets and environmental destruction on a vast scale in search of short-term profits.

I know, it's hard to imagine.

Because that worked out well the last few times they and their neighbors tried it.

And their experiment with totalitarian corporatism is going so well?

It's going better.

Indeed! And thus they can probably afford to loosen their political restrictions and provide protections to their workers.


Wouldn't that interfere with our God Given entitlement to pig trough level profits? Remember what happened the last time the help got uppity? Why do you hate our freedoms?
 
2012-11-01 04:16:02 PM  

thunderbird8804: SethX9: If anyone thinks the US government tolerates much more, try starting your own currency.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 298x390]

/What a SethX9 might look like


Believe it or not everything doesn't look like your mother's vagina.
 
2012-11-01 04:25:31 PM  

Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor: Mentat: "China Republican Party"

Not for all the Tea Party in China.

Funny how republics are now a bad thing, amirite?


China is already a republic.
 
2012-11-01 04:58:34 PM  

SethX9: thunderbird8804: SethX9: If anyone thinks the US government tolerates much more, try starting your own currency.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 298x390]

/What a SethX9 might look like

Believe it or not everything doesn't look like your mother's vagina.


Oh, burn.

/not.
 
2012-11-01 05:01:52 PM  
Here's to hoping the fetus-soup-eating, forced abortion giving bastards drown in a sea of toxic waste.
 
2012-11-01 08:08:36 PM  
China still hasn't caught up to the United States in this respect. You don't throw such agitators in jail, rather you institute a two-party system that offers the illusion of choice and arrange the system so as to effectively exclude third parties. Muddy the waters, don't give folk martyrs to latch on to.
 
2012-11-01 09:45:45 PM  

Inchoate: In b4 dipshiat Chinese nationalists who try to justify this.


Chinese nationalists... on Fark? What?

At most, you get a "China isn't really so bad / the West isn't so superior" post. Is that what you consider a Chinese nationalist?
 
2012-11-01 09:48:03 PM  

AUSRii: You don't throw such agitators in jail


ts4.mm.bing.net

Of course not, that would be unAmerican.
 
2012-11-02 02:47:18 AM  
Communism feels like one of those deals that are too good to be true.
 
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