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(KFAB Omaha)   Omaha talk-show guy does satire interview with "UN Election Observer". Nebraska Secretary of State apparently doesn't get the joke, press-releases him into submission   (kfab.com) divider line 39
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2012-11-01 11:07:44 AM
KFAB? Omaha's AM radio home to Rush Limbaugh?

Yeah. Totally unskewed over there (rolls eyes).
 
2012-11-01 11:09:06 AM
Poorly executed satire is about the worst thing i can think of
 
2012-11-01 11:12:16 AM
HA, the UN is a joke
 
2012-11-01 11:17:23 AM
Anyone care to provide a summary, I don't have 2 hours to listen to whatever this is.
 
2012-11-01 11:19:49 AM

david_gaithersburg: Anyone care to provide a summary, I don't have 2 hours to listen to whatever this is.


I cannot get the audio to work, any help yall? :p
 
2012-11-01 11:22:30 AM
Satire's supposed to be witty. I'm not sure there is any satire on the internet.
 
2012-11-01 11:23:37 AM
Was it just me or was that site hard to navigate?
 
2012-11-01 11:24:18 AM

Dedmon: david_gaithersburg: Anyone care to provide a summary, I don't have 2 hours to listen to whatever this is.

I cannot get the audio to work, any help yall? :p


This is a press release about it..
Link

Trolling those who already dont like the UN, funny yet scary
 
2012-11-01 11:24:49 AM

david_gaithersburg: Anyone care to provide a summary, I don't have 2 hours to listen to whatever this is.


Or a transcript?
 
2012-11-01 11:27:10 AM

david_gaithersburg: Anyone care to provide a summary, I don't have 2 hours to listen to whatever this is.


tl;dl
 
2012-11-01 11:29:37 AM
The UN Observer thing is so farking idiotic. The strawman they rig up for the UN is bang on in his points that:

1. There is systemic, selective voter suppression in the USA
2. Voter suppression is inconsistent with fair elections
3. The USA has shown itself incapable of dealing with this suppression

So the UN really does have a good case for sending in observers to watch people, and to report to the UN about election conditions on the ground at polling stations around America. The only reason you wouldn't want international observers watching your election process is that you're either a) trying to hide something, or b) a pants-pissing moran who thinks black helicopters and UNATCO are real.
 
2012-11-01 11:29:46 AM
Talking about how they need possibly armed UN observers in GOP districts to make sure no voting suppressing going on and how they can pat you down and ask for ID and ignoring DEM districts and going on about how the New Black Panthers last year were justified in carrying clubs and meant well. Empowered by INTRPOL to do what they want on American soil... not sure about humor but big time trolling the airwaves
 
2012-11-01 11:31:44 AM
Registering as an election observer is not that difficult. All you have to do is fill out the forms.
 
2012-11-01 11:33:08 AM

Bored Horde: 1. There is systemic, selective voter suppression in the USA


**eyeroll**
 
2012-11-01 11:33:21 AM

Joe Blowme: Talking about how they need possibly armed UN observers in GOP districts to make sure no voting suppressing going on and how they can pat you down and ask for ID and ignoring DEM districts and going on about how the New Black Panthers last year were justified in carrying clubs and meant well. Empowered by INTRPOL to do what they want on American soil... not sure about humor but big time trolling the airwaves


24.media.tumblr.com

Already on the case
 
2012-11-01 11:33:50 AM

Joe Blowme: Dedmon: david_gaithersburg: Anyone care to provide a summary, I don't have 2 hours to listen to whatever this is.

I cannot get the audio to work, any help yall? :p

This is a press release about it..
Link

Trolling those who already dont like the UN, funny yet scary


tl;dr version of press release: "We can't take a joke, but we don't think the joke was funny anyway. Also, my butt hurts."

// it's only 2 pages
// and thanks for the PDF warning, jerko
 
2012-11-01 11:34:31 AM
A bunch of people with corn stalks up their rumps, stupidity all around.
 
2012-11-01 11:34:50 AM

Joe Blowme: Talking about how they need possibly armed UN observers in GOP districts to make sure no voting suppressing going on and how they can pat you down and ask for ID and ignoring DEM districts and going on about how the New Black Panthers last year were justified in carrying clubs and meant well. Empowered by INTRPOL to do what they want on American soil... not sure about humor but big time trolling the airwaves


There's actually nothing funny about the fact that the UN actually would need to send their people in with security in order to stop a big-dick small town sheriff (or some other variety of idiot) from arresting them on suspicion of sedition and espionage. Have you actually listened to people talking about the UN? They actually think that they're an international conspiracy to remove America's sovereign authority, and that they're going to march through town forcing everyone to learn Spanish and Cantonese whilst marrying men with men and aborting every pregnant white woman they can find.
 
2012-11-01 11:38:50 AM
10 Mb file downloading now. I believe the interview is around 50min to 1hr in. If it ever downloads, I'll see if I can transcribe. Currently the download is at 14.3K and stalled. (I'm getting 180bytes/sec)
 
2012-11-01 11:40:12 AM

Joe Blowme: Talking about how they need possibly armed UN observers in GOP districts to make sure no voting suppressing going on and how they can pat you down and ask for ID and ignoring DEM districts and going on about how the New Black Panthers last year were justified in carrying clubs and meant well. Empowered by INTRPOL to do what they want on American soil... not sure about humor but big time trolling the airwaves


FARKING HILARIOUS! In the best tradition of Phil Hendrie, Jay Santos, and the Citizen's Auxiliary Police.

Link
 
2012-11-01 12:01:30 PM
Haha, that was priceless. The calls are hilarious.
 
2012-11-01 12:02:37 PM

Joe Blowme: Talking about how they need possibly armed UN observers in GOP districts to make sure no voting suppressing going on and how they can pat you down and ask for ID and ignoring DEM districts and going on about how the New Black Panthers last year were justified in carrying clubs and meant well. Empowered by INTRPOL to do what they want on American soil... not sure about humor but big time trolling the airwaves


Oh, you.
 
2012-11-01 12:21:17 PM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: 10 Mb file downloading now. I believe the interview is around 50min to 1hr in. If it ever downloads, I'll see if I can transcribe. Currently the download is at 14.3K and stalled. (I'm getting 180bytes/sec)


Are you using a dial-up 56k modem?
 
2012-11-01 12:27:29 PM

Bored Horde: Joe Blowme: Talking about how they need possibly armed UN observers in GOP districts to make sure no voting suppressing going on and how they can pat you down and ask for ID and ignoring DEM districts and going on about how the New Black Panthers last year were justified in carrying clubs and meant well. Empowered by INTRPOL to do what they want on American soil... not sure about humor but big time trolling the airwaves

There's actually nothing funny about the fact that the UN actually would need to send their people in with security in order to stop a big-dick small town sheriff (or some other variety of idiot) from arresting them on suspicion of sedition and espionage. Have you actually listened to people talking about the UN? They actually think that they're an international conspiracy to remove America's sovereign authority, and that they're going to march through town forcing everyone to learn Spanish and Cantonese whilst marrying men with men and aborting every pregnant white woman they can find.


well with their HRC members, i can see why people think the UN is a joke.
 
2012-11-01 12:42:30 PM
Well, that article is less than useless, I'm not listening to Cletus and Mad Dog Billy Bob's Wacky Drive Time Morning Show to figure out what's going on, and this thread has been less than helpful.

So, can anybody give a concise, accurate explanation of what this is about? Actually, no, never mind:
 
2012-11-01 12:43:44 PM
www.operatorchan.org
 
2012-11-01 12:45:12 PM

phyrkrakr: Well, that article is less than useless, I'm not listening to Cletus and Mad Dog Billy Bob's Wacky Drive Time Morning Show to figure out what's going on, and this thread has been less than helpful.

So, can anybody give a concise, accurate explanation of what this is about? Actually, no, never mind:


A conservative radio show told a bunch of lies about the election and the polling process in order to suppress non-conservative voters without stopping to think if such actions were illegal.
 
2012-11-01 12:55:40 PM

strathmeyer: phyrkrakr: Well, that article is less than useless, I'm not listening to Cletus and Mad Dog Billy Bob's Wacky Drive Time Morning Show to figure out what's going on, and this thread has been less than helpful.

So, can anybody give a concise, accurate explanation of what this is about? Actually, no, never mind:

A conservative radio show told a bunch of lies about the election and the polling process in order to suppress non-conservative voters without stopping to think if such actions were illegal.


Did you even listen to it? They were trolling the conservatives.
 
2012-11-01 12:59:00 PM
For all you F***wits who "think" United Nations "observers" involved in our elections is cool, go suck Jimmy Carters flaccid gray withered ... worldview and then move to North Korea where you'll fell right at home.

Better yet, how about I provide you with the email addresses of former Soviet Union citizens who made it to our shores running for their lives from Communism and let them tell you all about your stupidity, gullibility, insanely, disgraceful minuscule awareness of History and then biatch slap you around the block a half dozen times.

They're lived it.
Would rather die than go through it again.
This is not a funny subject. This is deadly GD serious.
 
2012-11-01 01:09:01 PM

Clemkadidlefark: This is not a funny subject. This is deadly GD serious.


Someone missed his pills this morning!
 
2012-11-01 01:18:26 PM

Clemkadidlefark: For all you F***wits who "think" United Nations "observers" involved in our elections is cool, go suck Jimmy Carters flaccid gray withered ... worldview and then move to North Korea where you'll fell right at home.

Better yet, how about I provide you with the email addresses of former Soviet Union citizens who made it to our shores running for their lives from Communism and let them tell you all about your stupidity, gullibility, insanely, disgraceful minuscule awareness of History and then biatch slap you around the block a half dozen times.

They're lived it.
Would rather die than go through it again.
This is not a funny subject. This is deadly GD serious.


WTF does this have to do with anything? Besides, the goalposts have moved from when you were a whippersnapper. The Cold War, with its deleterious "containment" policies that had the US supporting dictatorships around the world and "us versus them" thinking, is long gone. What happened in the past is important... and more important is to keep it in the past.

/probably feeding a troll, I know....
 
2012-11-01 01:21:55 PM

Joe Blowme: strathmeyer: phyrkrakr: Well, that article is less than useless, I'm not listening to Cletus and Mad Dog Billy Bob's Wacky Drive Time Morning Show to figure out what's going on, and this thread has been less than helpful.

So, can anybody give a concise, accurate explanation of what this is about? Actually, no, never mind:

A conservative radio show told a bunch of lies about the election and the polling process in order to suppress non-conservative voters without stopping to think if such actions were illegal.

Did you even listen to it? They were trolling the conservatives.


You didn't listen to his response. Guy believes that his "satire" highlights the imminent danger of armed U.N. personnel monitoring the polls and interdicting conservative voters.

Trolling implies that you don't actually believe the b.s. you're spouting.
 
2012-11-01 01:31:12 PM

Chthonic Echoes: Satire's supposed to be witty. I'm not sure there is any satire on the internet.


Or in Omaha.
 
2012-11-01 01:35:39 PM

Clemkadidlefark: For all you F***wits who "think" United Nations "observers" involved in our elections is cool, go suck Jimmy Carters flaccid gray withered ... worldview and then move to North Korea where you'll fell right at home.

Better yet, how about I provide you with the email addresses of former Soviet Union citizens who made it to our shores running for their lives from Communism and let them tell you all about your stupidity, gullibility, insanely, disgraceful minuscule awareness of History and then biatch slap you around the block a half dozen times.

They're lived it.
Would rather die than go through it again.
This is not a funny subject. This is deadly GD serious.


You obviously have no idea what UN observers do.
 
2012-11-01 01:50:06 PM

david_gaithersburg: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: 10 Mb file downloading now. I believe the interview is around 50min to 1hr in. If it ever downloads, I'll see if I can transcribe. Currently the download is at 14.3K and stalled. (I'm getting 180bytes/sec)

Are you using a dial-up 56k modem?


No, I'm at work, something must have been going on, because top speed was 5Kb/sec. Or the server was swamped with requests.
 
2012-11-01 02:21:32 PM

Bored Horde: Joe Blowme: Talking about how they need possibly armed UN observers in GOP districts to make sure no voting suppressing going on and how they can pat you down and ask for ID and ignoring DEM districts and going on about how the New Black Panthers last year were justified in carrying clubs and meant well. Empowered by INTRPOL to do what they want on American soil... not sure about humor but big time trolling the airwaves

There's actually nothing funny about the fact that the UN actually would need to send their people in with security in order to stop a big-dick small town sheriff (or some other variety of idiot) from arresting them on suspicion of sedition and espionage. Have you actually listened to people talking about the UN? They actually think that they're an international conspiracy to remove America's sovereign authority, and that they're going to march through town forcing everyone to learn Spanish and Cantonese whilst marrying men with men and aborting every pregnant white woman they can find.


That's the agenda for after Obama wins; and can flagrantly defy congress and wipe his butt with the constitution.

On a serious note; the UN does want to outlaw gun ownership; as do many democrats.

Perhaps Obama should make a pledge on national tv and sign a document to the effect that he doesn't want to take away guns.

/ He gave us a pledge? Unheard of! Absurd! He gave us a pledge? Unheard of! Absurd!
 
2012-11-01 03:06:54 PM

Bored Horde: So the UN really does have a good case for sending in observers to watch people, and to report to the UN about election conditions on the ground at polling stations around America. The only reason you wouldn't want international observers watching your election process is that you're either a) trying to hide something, or b) a pants-pissing moran who thinks black helicopters and UNATCO are real.

 
2012-11-01 03:12:44 PM

Clemkadidlefark: For all you F***wits who "think" United Nations "observers" involved in our elections is cool, go suck Jimmy Carters flaccid gray withered ... worldview and then move to North Korea where you'll fell right at home.

Better yet, how about I provide you with the email addresses of former Soviet Union citizens who made it to our shores running for their lives from Communism and let them tell you all about your stupidity, gullibility, insanely, disgraceful minuscule awareness of History and then biatch slap you around the block a half dozen times.

They're lived it.
Would rather die than go through it again.
This is not a funny subject. This is deadly GD serious.


I'd rather a Viet Cong guy had my back than a POS South Vietnamese "soldier". Same goes for Castro and Bautista's men.



/Communism bad, Corporatism also bad
//I don't wonder whether death squad members prefer Marx or Hayek
 
2012-11-01 04:05:55 PM

trappedspirit: A bunch of people with corn stalks up their rumps, stupidity all around.


Thanks for showing and proving to the world you're a fregin moron!!!
 
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