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2012-11-01 10:15:08 AM  
6 votes:
The irony? Every single one of those cats was kidnapped from a person who named it Chairman Meow.
2012-11-01 10:57:41 AM  
4 votes:
Look! Pussy Galore!
2012-11-01 05:42:25 PM  
3 votes:

ShadowkahnCRX: gunther_bumpass: So, we should be tolerant of their morality, and they shouldn't be tolerant of ours.

Since when have the Chinese yelled at us for eating pigs?


Since YOU BEEN HERE 4 HOUR!!!
2012-11-01 02:36:12 PM  
3 votes:

lordjupiter: Noticeably F.A.T.: lordjupiter: Don't try and tell me that the bonds and personalities associated with cats and dogs are the same as other animals.

Ok, I won't. Not because it isn't true, but because you have decided it isn't, so what's the farking point?

Well why waste your time posting at all? That mere act doesn't make you right, either.

Savian: People also claim to bond with cows, pigs, goats, etc. Sorry, but your animals aren't sacred.

Who cares what those people claim? They're a massive minority. Those are livestock animals that do not have the same traits as cats and dogs. Anyone who doesn't see that is overthinking it. Try to housetrain a cow, and snuggle with it. Go ahead. Start a revolution. We'll wait.


A lot of divorces get started that way.
2012-11-01 02:18:50 PM  
3 votes:
When pulled over, the driver was heard to comment, "Listen to that engine purr!"
2012-11-01 02:18:16 PM  
3 votes:
Eat cat had seven sacks. Each sack had seven kittens. Each kitten had seven mittens. All in all, how many were going to China?
2012-11-01 01:45:21 PM  
3 votes:
Let me guess, the truck was thrown by Tony Romo?
2012-11-01 05:02:23 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-01 04:19:21 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-01 03:16:50 PM  
2 votes:
The thing about eating Asian pussy is you are hungry for more an hour later. Why I always order extra.

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2012-11-01 02:48:41 PM  
2 votes:

Hector Remarkable: Eat cat had seven sacks. Each sack had seven kittens. Each kitten had seven mittens. All in all, how many were going to China?


I was told there would be no math.
2012-11-01 02:35:03 PM  
2 votes:
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Just a little snack
2012-11-01 02:24:54 PM  
2 votes:

Hector Remarkable: Eat cat had seven sacks. Each sack had seven kittens. Each kitten had seven mittens. All in all, how many were going to China?


Mitt Romney?
2012-11-01 02:19:13 PM  
2 votes:
It would take a lot of urine spiked Coke to wash down 500 cats but i'm sure they got that covered in China.
2012-11-01 02:15:02 PM  
2 votes:
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/look at you farkers afraid of eating pu---you know where this is going
2012-11-01 11:22:46 AM  
2 votes:
Would they have arrived just in time for Caturday?
2012-11-01 11:21:07 AM  
2 votes:
Protip: Calico tastes best.
2012-11-02 06:25:01 PM  
1 votes:
Yum...General Meow's Chicken!
2012-11-01 09:23:16 PM  
1 votes:

lordjupiter:

What's wrong is that you won't get off your sister long enough to make a decent troll post.



Jesus christ, dude. He's in Colorado, not Kentucky.

(which means it's probably his son)
2012-11-01 09:16:23 PM  
1 votes:

Intoxoman: lordjupiter: Freudian_slipknot: Bullseyed: lordjupiter: Try to housetrain a cow, and snuggle with it. Go ahead. Start a revolution.

Try to housetrain a bobcat and snuggle with it.


Hell, try to housetrain a fully feral housecat and snuggle with it. It'll tear your face off.

I love cats, but pretending that they're entirely domesticated is a little crazy. If they aren't socialized as kittens very few can ever be in a human home.

Actually my wife feeds several feral colonies and they're nothing like you describe. They're better left to live on their own in their colonies, but that still doesn't make them the same as farking bobcats. That's just moronic.

What caused you to be so afraid of cats? One bite you when you were a kid (assuming you're not still a kid)?

One of my dogs caught a feral cat and ate it. I let the dog do it. I was out of pellets for my air rifle so I turned him loose. Was it wrong for my dog to eat the cat?



What's wrong is that you won't get off your sister long enough to make a decent troll post.
2012-11-01 04:28:44 PM  
1 votes:

Freudian_slipknot: Bullseyed: lordjupiter: Try to housetrain a cow, and snuggle with it. Go ahead. Start a revolution.

Try to housetrain a bobcat and snuggle with it.


Hell, try to housetrain a fully feral housecat and snuggle with it. It'll tear your face off.

I love cats, but pretending that they're entirely domesticated is a little crazy. If they aren't socialized as kittens very few can ever be in a human home.


I'll just leave this here:

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2012-11-01 04:07:38 PM  
1 votes:

exick: The irony? Every single one of those cats was kidnapped from a person who named it Chairman Meow.


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Chairman Meow not amused.
2012-11-01 03:25:59 PM  
1 votes:

lordjupiter: Freudian_slipknot: It's fine to eat some animals but not others?

Yes.


Absolutely.

No one should be eating dogs, I don't care what your farked up backwards hillbilly 'culture' says, because without dogs there is a very good chance we wouldn't even be human, for fark's sake. 100,000 years of mutually beneficial co-evolution, and you want to eat them? Fark you.

I feel less strongly about cats, but there's that whole "protecting the granaries from rodents" theory
and I guess I'm ok with that. So don't eat cats, either. Everything else is fair game (ha ha).

Except Octopuses. They don't taste anywhere near good enough to justify eating one of the coolest, smartest creatures in the ocean.

Hell, I'm starting to get on board with the idea of not eating any mammals at all. Birds, fish, fark you guys, you creepy delicious beasts. I'ma eat your dumb asses. (again, except for you Octopuses. We cool.)
2012-11-01 03:23:26 PM  
1 votes:

lordjupiter: Try to housetrain a cow, and snuggle with it. Go ahead. Start a revolution.


Try to housetrain a bobcat and snuggle with it.

You start breeding cows for pets (killing the big ones off, letting the little ones reproduce), I'll start breeding cats for food (killing off the skinny ones and letting the meaty ones breed). We'll check back in 500 years and see how it is going.


The dogs I saw in China were a lot different than the force bred ones from Europe that went to America. Never saw any cats.
2012-11-01 02:41:13 PM  
1 votes:
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian becaues I hate plants.

/not really a vegetarian
2012-11-01 02:21:16 PM  
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Look! Pussy Galore!


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someone called?
2012-11-01 02:14:55 PM  
1 votes:
I'd hate to work for that company. How hard it would be to ride herd on 500 cats.
2012-11-01 02:12:23 PM  
1 votes:
Cats are useful predators.

Pigs are useful as bacon and footballs.
 
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