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(KPHO Phoenix)   When you install DirecTV near a beehive, you're bound to get stung. When you get stung, you end up in the hospital. When you're in the hospital, you are losing productivity. Don't install DirecTV near a beehive   (kpho.com) divider line 30
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2012-11-01 09:43:50 AM
This headline is gold, subby.

/and no, I'm not subby.
//wish I could take credit.
 
2012-11-01 09:57:25 AM
www.indiepundit.com
 
2012-11-01 10:04:59 AM
Beautiful, subby.
 
2012-11-01 10:13:48 AM
+all the internets
 
2012-11-01 10:39:04 AM
Ok, ok, ok...

If subby is a liter I want him outed so I can gift him 6 months of TF
 
2012-11-01 01:34:19 PM
^5 subby. Epic headline...
 
2012-11-01 01:37:37 PM
I'll join the chorus of appreciation for the headline: nice job subby.
 
2012-11-01 01:38:28 PM
Awesome headline.
 
2012-11-01 01:43:05 PM
+1. I hope this is up for Headline of the Year.
 
2012-11-01 01:43:05 PM
Sunny forgot the part about something weird and bad happening.

Like 'when you end up in the hospital, you wind up getting a sponge bath from male nurse Brad'

Don't get a sponge bath from male nurse brad.
 
2012-11-01 01:43:10 PM
Many lolz from here for that headline. Well done, subby.
 
2012-11-01 01:49:17 PM

Flragnararch: Sunny forgot the part about something weird and bad happening.
Like 'when you end up in the hospital, you wind up getting a sponge bath from male nurse Brad'
Don't get a sponge bath from male nurse brad.


1) "subby", not sunny
2) something bad: "losing productivity"
3) "sponge bath" would have been better, good thought.

All in all: subby rocked, I'm joining the chorus of applause.
 
2012-11-01 01:52:14 PM
I also like the ads featuring the couple with marital problems
 
2012-11-01 01:55:31 PM
Gold! +1
 
2012-11-01 01:56:10 PM
+1 subby.

LOL'ed very hard.
 
2012-11-01 01:59:46 PM
Brilliant, subby, just brilliant. I f-ing hate those commercials.
 
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2012-11-01 02:10:16 PM
More props for subby. Out yourself and take a bow.
 
2012-11-01 02:11:59 PM
Thanks for the chuckle subby:

i536.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-01 02:25:16 PM
This is one of those times when it's not the article that's awesome, or the hilarious nature of the comments but the actual submitted headline that deserves all of the attention.

Good jorb, subby!
 
2012-11-01 03:06:43 PM
I would have stopped at "Don't install DirecTV" but I liked it subby.

+1
 
2012-11-01 03:10:17 PM
Did they try to burn the bees out, jump through the roof? Why does it look like a bomb went off?

How many firefighters do you need for a bee hive?
 
2012-11-01 03:18:15 PM
Subby made a gloomy, drizzly day here in MD bright again.
 
2012-11-01 03:44:24 PM

I heard it in the announcer's voice.

You get a Pizza Trophy!

www.hrwiki.org
 
2012-11-01 04:19:59 PM
I see my favorite for best headline of the year...voting is just next month...
 
2012-11-01 04:44:15 PM
Awesome.
 
2012-11-01 04:55:33 PM
Well, played.
 
2012-11-01 09:58:50 PM
good headline but these commercials are just as bad as where they took the older movies and redid key scenes to hype their service.

/the family of Chris Farley would like a word.
 
2012-11-02 07:31:57 AM

Odd Bird: Flragnararch: Sunny forgot the part about something weird and bad happening.
Like 'when you end up in the hospital, you wind up getting a sponge bath from male nurse Brad'
Don't get a sponge bath from male nurse brad.

1) "subby", not sunny
2) something bad: "losing productivity"
3) "sponge bath" would have been better, good thought.

All in all: subby rocked, I'm joining the chorus of applause.


I blame headline limit.

But this absolutely rocked.
 
2012-11-02 10:42:29 AM
My sister used to work at the DirecTV office that this guy works out of. I had her call one of her old coworkers to get the details. It was actually wasps, not bees. And the installer guy is 75 years old. Yes, 75. He got 14 stings, and he had to go to the hospital.
 
2012-11-03 07:27:27 AM
 
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