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(ESPN)   While the northeast cleans up from Sandy and people search for their children swept away into NY Harbor, Richard Dent wants you to know that Mike Ditka is the reason the Bears didn't win more Super Bowls in the 1980s   ( divider line
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2012-11-01 10:05:08 AM  
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Arthur Dent wants to know what that bulldozer is doing.
2012-11-01 01:09:41 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-01 01:08:18 PM  
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IAmRight: And Moore and Perriman were pretty solid WRs. The revisionist history about those Lions is pretty impressive.

They were an average (at best) team with a gimmick offense that allowed them to win or compete within a division in decline during the early-mid 90s. The Bears were floundering in the Dave Wannstedt era. The Vikings were average. The Packers were still in the midst of a 25-year rebuilding project. The Bucs were a laughingstock.
2012-11-01 12:15:48 PM  
1 vote:

Pants full of macaroni!!: [ image 568x346]

That's it. Richard Dent isn't getting any cheese fries and Polish sausage.

If I may shift gears for a moment, gentlemen, coach Ditka vs. the hurricane, who would win?
2012-11-01 11:55:25 AM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: Arthur Dent wants to know what that bulldozer is doing.

Harvey Dent thinks it has a 50/50 chance.
2012-11-01 11:13:35 AM  
1 vote:
Mike Ditka is the reason Walter Payton didn't score a Super Bowl touchdown, but William Perry did. For that transgression Ditka will burn for eternity in football hell.

fark Ditka.
2012-11-01 10:44:31 AM  
1 vote:
More like Sweetness couldn't carry an entire offense every farking year, especially after the Charles Martin cheapshot on McMahon (who was already having a lousy year).

Anybody who thinks there's ever been a better offensive player than Walter Payton can ask themselves how Barry Sanders or Jim Brown would've done playing in an utter shiatburger of a Bears offense for 13 years, or how many passes Jerry Rice would've caught with the likes of Bob Avellini, Steve Fuller and Rusty Lisch quarterbacking, or how many dazzling throws a Manning or Montana would've gotten off behind offensive lines that gave it up faster than a closeted evangelical at a rest stop glory hole.
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