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(Washington Post)   "Why the empty stridency of the last days of Obama's last campaign? Perhaps he feels an earthquake's first tremors." OMG THERE'S AN EARTHQUAKE COMING, TOO?   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 102
    More: Scary, obama, human beings, Alexis de Tocqueville, long drive, reproductive rights, Arthur Miller, earthquakes, Biden  
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2012-11-02 06:53:40 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: They only earthquake he's going to feel is the bed moving while Michele congratulates him on his victory.


Crap there was an earthquake. Now I will eat crow for joking with my coworker who believes in the government controlled weather machine.
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2012-11-02 09:43:53 AM  

KarmicDisaster: TheGogmagog: AbbeySomeone: Obama has been kinda busy with an emergency. F*ck off George.

With the democratic secret weapon, just wait a day for Romney to say something stupid that disrespects the dead, or alienates even his base. I'm expecting something like: "I had one of my homes wiped out by a natural disaster, I didn't get to see it as my staff repaired and sold it off before I ever made it back to that home." He does like to surprise us so maybe it will be something about Illegal immigrants.

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"We had actually considerable storm damage at one of my houses. The staff says that the cover blew off the heated outside pool and ripped. Fortunately my Cranbrook buddies in FEMA have given me some FEMA cash to cover it, plus I'll be able to write this off."


If you had money on simultaneous adds stating he was Pro-choice/Pro-life depending on market, collect your prize. I'd go double or nothing on something foot in mouth regarding Sandy though.
 
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