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2012-11-01 09:53:38 AM
"Chopper! Sic balls!"
 
2012-11-01 10:08:54 AM
This is going to further taint the reputation of pit bulls in general.
 
2012-11-01 10:24:39 AM
i.imgur.com

/Wil, you okay?
 
2012-11-01 10:28:48 AM
bit off the owner's testicle

Didn't like that brand of peanut butter?
 
2012-11-01 10:40:12 AM
I hate pitbulls. They creep me out.

My girlfriend's family has two of them, and they're super friendly.

Still...those bastards make me nervous.

I hate having to stay the night in that house because I find it extremely unnerving to know that there are two animals freely roaming around the place that could kill me in my sleep if they so choose.

You never know what will make one of them snap.

*shudder*
 
2012-11-01 10:48:39 AM
Revenge is a dish best served at body temperature, with a side of Milkbone.

"Do you remember that vet visit? The one you joked about by saying 'sometimes even if ain't broke, you have ti fix it'. Well, who's laughing now, funny boy?"
 
2012-11-01 12:31:57 PM
Half-assed headline, but I love it.

/Er, half-sacked I guess.
 
2012-11-01 12:32:16 PM
That's nuts!
 
2012-11-01 12:32:57 PM
Probably swallowed it whole. Can't really chew those things...squirting around between your clenched teeth and all.
 
2012-11-01 12:33:00 PM
Dog of Peace
 
2012-11-01 12:33:28 PM
I see Stand By Me has be covered. Nothing else to see here.

/Sic balls
 
2012-11-01 12:33:38 PM

doczoidberg: I hate pitbulls. They creep me out.

My girlfriend's family has two of them, and they're super friendly.

Still...those bastards make me nervous.

I hate having to stay the night in that house because I find it extremely unnerving to know that there are two animals freely roaming around the place that could kill me in my sleep if they so choose.

You never know what will make one of them snap.

*shudder*


Statistically speaking I'm fairly certain your girlfriend is more likely to kill you in your sleep than her dogs . . .
 
2012-11-01 12:33:53 PM

Sybarite: bit off the owner's testicle

Didn't like that brand of peanut butter?


I would think the opposite is true.
 
2012-11-01 12:34:44 PM

UberDave: This is going to further taint the reputation of pit bulls in general.

 
2012-11-01 12:35:53 PM
That's why you don't hide a squeaker in your boxer shorts.
 
2012-11-01 12:36:35 PM
"That'll teach you to neuter me!"
 
2012-11-01 12:37:24 PM
When he gets out of the hospital they're going to strip him of his Tour de France titles.
 
2012-11-01 12:38:08 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-01 12:41:26 PM
Serves the guy right for having a pit bull, and for living at Ave. and Dav.
 
2012-11-01 12:41:41 PM
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
 
2012-11-01 12:41:58 PM
"Bunny, ball ball!"
 
2012-11-01 12:42:27 PM
I'm confused. People who own pitbulls don't have any balls. That's why they need the dog in the first place...
 
2012-11-01 12:44:31 PM

Sybarite: bit off the owner's testicle

Didn't like that brand of peanut butter?


You know who else only had one testicle?
 
2012-11-01 12:45:06 PM

SirTanon: "Bunny, ball ball!"


Satisfied.
 
2012-11-01 12:46:03 PM

doczoidberg: I hate having to stay the night in that house because I find it extremely unnerving to know that there are two animals freely roaming around the place that could kill me in my sleep if they so choose.

You never know what will make one of them snap.

*shudder*


Unfortunately, the same could be said of your girlfriend's parents, siblings, any other breed of medium or large dog, or even small children, given appropriate weapons and the element of surprise.

Sleep tight.

Also: if you have generalized anxiety issues, you really should get help. My housemate used to have nightmares about being rape/murdered when she lived alone, and still did whenever I'd leave town for the weekend. But she finally started seeing a psychologist, and the drugs have done wonders for her mood and stress level. (She's not passing out / panic attacking at work, for instance, and she's relaxed enough about money to actually buy herself new clothes for the first time in years.)
 
2012-11-01 12:46:42 PM
There's a very nice pitbull that lives in my building, I think it's a mastiff mix because it is freaking huge bucket-headed thing.
 
It gets excited to see me and jumps all over me.  Sweet mother of Joseph I hope the critter doesn't develop a taste for testes.  The thing is strong as an ox.  Still acts like a puppy but he isn't bitey...yet.
 
2012-11-01 12:48:19 PM
 
2012-11-01 12:49:34 PM
I've been playing tug of war with a dog, and realized that I had pulled the rope very close to the wrong area, and if he had lunged forward trying to get a better grip on the rope, he would have gotten something else as well, and I'd be singing soprano for the rest of my life.

Wonder if that is what happened here.
 
2012-11-01 12:53:33 PM
 
2012-11-01 12:55:16 PM
Ah, the touch of fate's cruel hand has stupified my long-lost city. The comments on the site make me cringe.
 
2012-11-01 12:55:25 PM
Another one?
The article I read this morning said it was an American Bulldog (not a pit) and it belonged to his girlfriend.

Unless there's an epidemic?
 
2012-11-01 12:56:25 PM

brap: There's a very nice pitbull that lives in my building, I think it's a mastiff mix because it is freaking huge bucket-headed thing.
 
It gets excited to see me and jumps all over me.  Sweet mother of Joseph I hope the critter doesn't develop a taste for testes.  The thing is strong as an ox.  Still acts like a puppy but he isn't bitey...yet.


That's just it...every story I've ever heard about a pit bull mix gone bad (and they are more likely to break bad than full breeds) starts off with the animal never being a problem and then one day it's found dragging an unconscious 2 year old across a lawn. Next day, animal acts like nothing happened. Freaky.
 
2012-11-01 12:59:41 PM

Earpj: Another one?
The article I read this morning said it was an American Bulldog (not a pit) and it belonged to his girlfriend.

Unless there's an epidemic?


www.seattledogspot.com
 
2012-11-01 01:03:48 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: When he gets out of the hospital they're going to strip him of his Tour de France titles.


The count is one ball, no bikes.
 
2012-11-01 01:04:40 PM
Neutering trifecta in play.
 
2012-11-01 01:05:15 PM
Turnabout's fair play.
 
2012-11-01 01:07:34 PM
So were his balls out or what? Or did it just go straight for the crowtch and bite through his paints into the testisatchel?
 
2012-11-01 01:26:06 PM

dudicon: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO


yababoon.com
 
2012-11-01 01:26:56 PM
Dog of Peace (TM) strikes again.

To save time, here's Pit Bull Fark Bingo:

* This is my pet Land Shark, Cuddles, who gives me kisses every morning and makes me scrambled eggs just the way i like them
* Punish the deed, not the breed -- which is gentle and kind and sweet as gummi bears dipped in whipped cream
* But here's a pitbull identity chart -- so there's no such breed
* Other dogs kill people, too. Like that Pomeranian and the baby the one time
* Anyway ... bad owner, not bad dog
* And if the breed exists -- and i'm not saying it does -- breed specific legislation doesn't work
* Again, a picture of Cuddles, whom i rescued from an animal shelter and who just loves children and kittens and plays the cello
* If cats were bigger they'd be illegal ... so, there ...
* If you ban one breed the next worst breed will be next until no dogs will exist anywhere, ever, you monsters
* CSB - one time Cuddles ate my neighbour's cat and we laughed and laughed and laughed
* Here's Cuddles doing trigonometry and serving soup to the homeless
 
2012-11-01 01:32:52 PM

Sybarite: bit off the owner's testicle

Didn't like that brand of peanut butter?


maybe the dog thought it was crunchy?
 
2012-11-01 01:33:57 PM
couple of rotwilers in my neighborhood. one of them is friendly, easy going, loves everyone - even cats. the other is SATAN, always takes a threatning pose, will charge you, barks.

Guess which one didn't have a license and was taken to the pound. Certainly not the one threatening kids.
 
2012-11-01 01:39:02 PM
On the next episode of OW, MY BALLS....
 
2012-11-01 01:47:01 PM

doczoidberg: I hate pitbulls. They creep me out.

My girlfriend's family has two of them, and they're super friendly.

Still...those bastards make me nervous.

I hate having to stay the night in that house because I find it extremely unnerving to know that there are two animals freely roaming around the place that could kill me in my sleep if they so choose.

You never know what will make one of them snap.

*shudder*


Im sure your "girlfriend" knows by now you are a giant pussy
 
2012-11-01 01:49:14 PM
The man, believed to be in his 50s, was taken to hospital with serious injuries.

Really? No Kidding.
 
2012-11-01 01:56:08 PM

DittoToo: Earpj: Another one?
The article I read this morning said it was an American Bulldog (not a pit) and it belonged to his girlfriend.

Unless there's an epidemic?

www.seattledogspot.com


The best part of that is that the CDC based their dog bite related fatality by breed statistics on media accounts.

It makes for a sort of variation on this phenomenon:
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-11-01 02:45:56 PM

ITGreen: Half-assed headline, but I love it.


upload.wikimedia.org?
 
2012-11-01 03:09:53 PM

towatchoverme: Dog of Peace (TM) strikes again.

To save time, here's Pit Bull Fark Bingo:

* This is my pet Land Shark, Cuddles, who gives me kisses every morning and makes me scrambled eggs just the way i like them
* Punish the deed, not the breed -- which is gentle and kind and sweet as gummi bears dipped in whipped cream
* But here's a pitbull identity chart -- so there's no such breed
* Other dogs kill people, too. Like that Pomeranian and the baby the one time
* Anyway ... bad owner, not bad dog
* And if the breed exists -- and i'm not saying it does -- breed specific legislation doesn't work
* Again, a picture of Cuddles, whom i rescued from an animal shelter and who just loves children and kittens and plays the cello
* If cats were bigger they'd be illegal ... so, there ...
* If you ban one breed the next worst breed will be next until no dogs will exist anywhere, ever, you monsters
* CSB - one time Cuddles ate my neighbour's cat and we laughed and laughed and laughed
* Here's Cuddles doing trigonometry and serving soup to the homeless


You forgot the funny hats. A picture of a pitbull in a funny hat scientifically proves that the breed is entirely harmless...
 
2012-11-01 03:10:18 PM
My American Bull Sookie frowns upon this dogs shenanagins. Although she fully understands as she has a thing for balls too....although they are typically more green and more bouncy than a humans pinkish fleshy ball.

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-01 06:00:18 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Oh man, that is great! "But, but, but, but...my pitbull is so loveable...he/she is so good with my kids. If you train them properly then....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY farkING BALLS!!"
 
2012-11-01 06:46:18 PM
I work at Avenue and Davenport and was here at 6 PM last night, I didn't see any commotion.

Sucks to be him!
 
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