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2012-11-01 07:43:27 AM  
Well hey, at least one good thing came from this.

But damn, lots of deaths, property damage... God doesn't f*ck around when he wants a show gone.
 
2012-11-01 07:46:33 AM  

ox45tallboy: Well hey, at least one good thing came from this.

But damn, lots of deaths, property damage... God doesn't f*ck around when he wants a show gone.


You've obviously never been to Seaside Heights.

It was far more, and far better, than what you saw on JERSEY SHORE. The boardwalk was a wonderful
place, and I fear it will not be rebuilt.

This is a terrible, terrible loss.
 
2012-11-01 07:49:57 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: It was far more, and far better, than what you saw on JERSEY SHORE. The boardwalk was a wonderful
place, and I fear it will not be rebuilt.

This is a terrible, terrible loss.


I know. Shows like that crap have to start with something cool or they'd never get off the ground.

I still wish MTV had've went with the will of the people (read:Fark) and moved them to Detroit. They didn't deserve the Boardwalk.
 
2012-11-01 11:45:30 AM  

ox45tallboy: Well hey, at least one good thing came from this.


You haven't thought this all the way through. If it never regains its former glory, then the most recent referrential historical record for Seaside Heights is Jersey Shore.
 
2012-11-01 02:08:38 PM  

unyon: You haven't thought this all the way through. If it never regains its former glory, then the most recent referrential historical record for Seaside Heights is Jersey Shore.


i.ytimg.com



Sigh.
 
2012-11-01 02:32:17 PM  
Release the Kraken?
 
2012-11-01 02:34:26 PM  
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Sorry folks, but I liked looking at Snooki
 
2012-11-01 02:37:25 PM  

MOGGEE: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 256x197]
Sorry folks, but I liked looking at Snooki


I'd like to do more than look at Snooki.....

Hot Snooki pic's thread?
 
2012-11-01 02:37:50 PM  
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2012-11-01 02:39:24 PM  

Zukipilot: Hot Snooki pic's thread?


I know these words, but this sentence doesn't make any sense.
 
2012-11-01 02:39:46 PM  

Zukipilot: Hot Snooki pic's thread?


Yeah, looks like one has already been posted. Quick, someone post the other one!
 
2012-11-01 02:40:29 PM  
Yeah, except, the "Jersey Shore House" was untouched.
 
2012-11-01 02:42:07 PM  
Uh oh, the guidos have breached their containment vessel. Fortunately they can't survive long out of their natural habitat.
 
2012-11-01 02:44:00 PM  

Hongcouver: Uh oh, the guidos have breached their containment vessel. Fortunately they can't survive long out of their natural habitat.


There's no electricity to power the tanning beds!
 
2012-11-01 02:57:08 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: ox45tallboy: Well hey, at least one good thing came from this.

But damn, lots of deaths, property damage... God doesn't f*ck around when he wants a show gone.

You've obviously never been to Seaside Heights.

It was far more, and far better, than what you saw on JERSEY SHORE. The boardwalk was a wonderful
place, and I fear it will not be rebuilt.

This is a terrible, terrible loss.


I grew up in Little Egg Harbor Township then went to college in Lakewood back in the late 80s ...i spent so much time on that boardwalk. Seeing the pictures saddens me. Seaside was always a lot of fun, i loved that boardwalk.

/small sad now, i haz one
 
2012-11-01 02:57:24 PM  

Zukipilot: MOGGEE: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 256x197]
Sorry folks, but I liked looking at Snooki

I'd like to do more than look at Snooki.....

Hot Snooki pic's thread?


Fun to look at, maybe. Duct tape required, definitely.

/except while she has something in her mouth
 
2012-11-01 02:59:57 PM  
And I came in here thinking they were swept out to sea
 
2012-11-01 03:05:22 PM  
OMG has anyone seen Charlie? last i saw him he was down by the water with the waitress.
 
2012-11-01 03:08:14 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Maybe this crazy fark was right after all. Punishing America for its gravest sins such as Jersey Shores.
 
2012-11-01 03:11:16 PM  
FTFA,

The house where the "Jersey Shore" cast lived appeared to avoid any damage.

There is no god.
 
2012-11-01 03:13:10 PM  
When your done with Snooki, don't forget to get your rabies shot....
 
2012-11-01 03:13:30 PM  

Zukipilot: MOGGEE:

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com Sorry folks, but I liked looking at Snooki

I'd like to do more than look at Snooki.....

Hot Snooki pic's thread?


That's the only pic of hers that's remotely hot, so we're done with THAT part of the thread... moving along...

... has Seaside Heights been declared a Superfund Site yet?
 
2012-11-01 03:13:31 PM  
I'm calling this a gift.

And I am very grateful
 
2012-11-01 03:13:49 PM  

Goodfella: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 220x168]

Maybe this crazy fark was right after all. Punishing America for its gravest sins such as Jersey Shores.


Why does he always look so constipated when God talks to him?
 
2012-11-01 03:15:01 PM  

ox45tallboy: Well hey, at least one good thing came from this.

But damn, lots of deaths, property damage... God doesn't f*ck around when he wants a show gone.


Well, with three spin-offs that came from the show that are still on....HE MISSED.
 
2012-11-01 03:19:37 PM  
Two words - ROAD TRIP

The Situation, Snooki, and all your favorite pals from the Jersey Shore pack up and head for California in this wacky new series. See the gang take their Jersey sensibilities to Venice Beach, California. Next season on MTV!
 
2012-11-01 03:25:18 PM  

Nightsweat: Two words - ROAD TRIP

The Situation, Snooki, and all your favorite pals from the Jersey Shore pack up and head for California in this wacky new series. See the gang take their Jersey sensibilities to Venice Beach, California. Next season on MTV!


I hate you so much right now. Keep those people out of my state!
 
2012-11-01 03:33:30 PM  
Snooki is disgusting. JWoww is also disgusting but I would love to have sex with her.
 
2012-11-01 03:35:26 PM  

Nightsweat: Two words - ROAD TRIP

The Situation, Snooki, and all your favorite pals from the Jersey Shore pack up and head for California in this wacky new series. See the gang take their Jersey sensibilities to Venice Beach, California. Next season on MTV!


Great idea, wrong crossover.


Breaking Jersey...the heart warming family values crossover wherein our friends on the Jersey shore spend an entire year in an Amish Settlement in Hamilton, Ohio.

Wait until you have Situation's Shoe Fly Pie or see Justin Bieber as Harrison Ford as John Book and Jwow as Kelly McGillis as naked Amish chick.

Its a farking hit I tell ya!
 
2012-11-01 03:39:24 PM  

images.sodahead.com
"So, should Snooki run for mayor of Wasilla?"

i.ytimg.com
"I gotta admit, I don't know who that is."

www.blogcdn.com
"Really, you don't know who Snooki is?"

assets.thehollywoodgossip.com
"Well, Joy, you see, where I come from, 'Snooki' isn't a person."

media.timesfreepress.com
"Snooki is an act. An act... of togetherness. A sharing, if you will."

cdn.eurweb.com
"It's how we grow closer together. I'd, um... love to show you... maybe right after the show..."

cdn.petitelefant.com
"Aw, hell naw!"

thegrio.files.wordpress.com
"You better scooch yo' ass over, girl! Now smile and pretend like I'm not squeezin' your knee!"

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"Dontchoo be givin' me that look. You just wait till we're back on the plane."

 
2012-11-01 03:39:44 PM  

Prevailing Wind: Nightsweat: Two words - ROAD TRIP

The Situation, Snooki, and all your favorite pals from the Jersey Shore pack up and head for California in this wacky new series. See the gang take their Jersey sensibilities to Venice Beach, California. Next season on MTV!

Great idea, wrong crossover.


Breaking Jersey...the heart warming family values crossover wherein our friends on the Jersey shore spend an entire year in an Amish Settlement in Hamilton, Ohio.

Wait until you have Situation's Shoe Fly Pie or see Justin Bieber as Harrison Ford as John Book and Jwow as Kelly McGillis as naked Amish chick.

Its a farking hit I tell ya!


Right title, wrong plot

Breaking Jersey - Snooki runs out of money and decides to cook methamphetamine in an unventilated trailer while the gang watches...
 
2012-11-01 03:41:40 PM  

Nightsweat: Two words - ROAD TRIP

The Situation, Snooki, and all your favorite pals from the Jersey Shore pack up and head for California in this wacky new series. See the gang take their Jersey sensibilities to Venice Beach, California. Next season on MTV!


California?

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2012-11-01 03:45:07 PM  
2009: Image of Seaside Heights being dragged through the mud. 2012: Image of Seaside Heights being dragged through the mud. - Literal

And if there were i>really a god, that roller coaster would have toppled into the sea while the cast was riding it during a shoot.
 
2012-11-01 03:47:16 PM  

Nightsweat: Two words - ROAD TRIP

The Situation, Snooki, and all your favorite pals from the Jersey Shore pack up and head for California in this wacky new series. See the gang take their Jersey sensibilities to Venice Beach, California. Next season on MTV!


Agree that the worst coast won't really appreciate the scope of this disaster until it hits their shores.
 
2012-11-01 03:48:00 PM  
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2012-11-01 03:48:59 PM  

ITGreen: And if there were really a god, that roller coaster would have toppled into the sea while the cast was riding it during a shoot.


Did you ever wonder if there really is a god, and bad things like Jersey Shore happen because we're actually in hell?
 
2012-11-01 03:55:11 PM  

Nightsweat: Prevailing Wind: Nightsweat: Two words - ROAD TRIP

The Situation, Snooki, and all your favorite pals from the Jersey Shore pack up and head for California in this wacky new series. See the gang take their Jersey sensibilities to Venice Beach, California. Next season on MTV!

Great idea, wrong crossover.


Breaking Jersey...the heart warming family values crossover wherein our friends on the Jersey shore spend an entire year in an Amish Settlement in Hamilton, Ohio.

Wait until you have Situation's Shoe Fly Pie or see Justin Bieber as Harrison Ford as John Book and Jwow as Kelly McGillis as naked Amish chick.

Its a farking hit I tell ya!

Right title, wrong plot

Breaking Jersey - Snooki runs out of money and decides to cook methamphetamine in an unventilated trailer while the gang watches...



Ahhh. You went with the Scripted Breaking Bad instead of the Reality Breaking Amish. See, I never actually thought any of them could read so I didn't even conceive of them having to act.

I like the way you think though. This could be big...
 
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2012-11-01 04:01:16 PM  
I hate to rain on everyone's parade of the permanent end of The Jersey Shore, but you forget, they can now have a huge renewal project, featuring the cast, a kind of The Real World meets This Old House. They can rebuild and guidify the entire area, redoing the entire town in a sort of perverse The Jersey Shore model.

/shivers
 
2012-11-01 04:04:29 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: ox45tallboy: Well hey, at least one good thing came from this.

But damn, lots of deaths, property damage... God doesn't f*ck around when he wants a show gone.

You've obviously never been to Seaside Heights.

It was far more, and far better, than what you saw on JERSEY SHORE. The boardwalk was a wonderful
place, and I fear it will not be rebuilt.

This is a terrible, terrible loss.


Sorry but Seaside Heights was always a dumpy shiathole for professional douchebags.. I went there once a few years after MTV stopped doing their lame beach house shiat and it was exactly the same as it was 10 years later when The Jersey Shore was filmed. Douchebags, guidos, bronzer, fights and lack of brain cells. EVERY-WHERE
 
2012-11-01 04:12:03 PM  
The single most interesting thing I have learned over the past three days is that there is a special Fox News website especially for Latinos and which seems dedicated to the doings of reality TV stars. I presume there is a matching African-American Fox website dedicated to watermelon patches, but have not yet dared to look.
 
2012-11-01 04:17:35 PM  
When did duck-lips become hot?
 
2012-11-01 04:23:09 PM  

Turbo Cojones: When did duck-lips become hot?


When they were set on fire.
 
2012-11-01 04:39:08 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: It was far more, and far better, than what you saw on JERSEY SHORE. The boardwalk was a wonderful place, and I fear it will not be rebuilt.

This is a terrible, terrible loss.


No it wasn't. The boardwalk has been declining for the past 20 years. It's been a den of drug dealing, gang-related activity, and worst of all, guidos. It was bad before "Jersey Shore", but things reached obnoxious levels when "Jersey Shore" hit the air.

Most people in the country watched Jersey Shore to mock the dumb guidos. The guido bennie assholes that hung out on the boardwalk in the past few years thought they were f*cking role models.

I have a lot of fond memories of the boardwalk from when I was a kid. But it's not the same. That era was never coming back.
 
2012-11-01 04:42:42 PM  

Nightsweat: See the gang take their Jersey sensibilities to Venice Beach, California


Many of them don't even have Jersey sensibilities because they're not from Jersey.
 
2012-11-01 04:42:59 PM  
Anyone know what Sunset Beach in Cape May looks like?
 
2012-11-01 04:50:04 PM  

ox45tallboy: Hongcouver: Uh oh, the guidos have breached their containment vessel. Fortunately they can't survive long out of their natural habitat.

There's no electricity to power the tanning beds!


Better hide the orange spray paint.
 
2012-11-01 04:50:55 PM  
Hurricanes: God very own urban renewal program.
 
2012-11-01 05:00:22 PM  
I remember going to Seaside when I was a little kid. I am sad that it has been utterly destroyed.
 
2012-11-01 05:00:32 PM  

Hongcouver: Better hide the orange spray paint.


i.huffpost.com
"Stop making fun of me!"

 
2012-11-01 05:01:03 PM  

ox45tallboy: Zukipilot: Hot Snooki pic's thread?

Yeah, looks like one has already been posted. Quick, someone post the other one!


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