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(Jezebel)   New iPhone app creepily retrieves half-naked photos of your friends and family, try to wash those images out of your mind   (updates.jezebel.com ) divider line
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6084 clicks; posted to Geek » on 01 Nov 2012 at 12:00 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-01 09:56:18 AM  
Oh, come on. Who doesn't want to see bikini pictures of their sister?
 
2012-11-01 10:09:46 AM  
Doesn't matter, for just $1.99 Badabing can bring you all the swaths of skin your little perv heart desires.

It costs only $3.99, a small price to pay to become the laziest creepshot collector on the internet.


So which is it?
 
2012-11-01 10:10:15 AM  
Tit-recognition software has come a long way.
 
Pud
2012-11-01 10:33:50 AM  
I've been able to avoid those pictures of grandma in a thong duck-mouthing in the bathroom mirror so far. I'm sure as hell not going to change that now.
 
2012-11-01 10:43:38 AM  
What a horribly written article.

That said, this sounds like one awesome app!
 
2012-11-01 12:10:19 PM  
For those of you who are unfamiliar with how this app works:

"Can you fix my phone? It's like, slow or something."

"Sure"

(scrolls through pics)
(resets phone)

"Here you go"

"Thanks!"
 
2012-11-01 12:18:16 PM  
So is the app worth $1.99?
 
2012-11-01 12:21:12 PM  
They see me creepin'
they hatin'
unfriendin'
all because I want some dirty
 
2012-11-01 12:44:23 PM  
Horribly written ad for a lame product. "Oh, it's so terrible that you can see your friends naked." Meh.

As a non-Apple, non-Facebook user, does this app do anything that a good night's work in a browser and a bottle of whiskey couldn't do?
 
2012-11-01 12:48:50 PM  
I'd pay $1.99 or $3.99 to find breasts on the internet.

/I always thought the internet would be a great place for girlie pictures and pin ups, totally untapped market
 
2012-11-01 12:49:16 PM  
Since the dumb article didn't describe the app Im guessing it just picks out the pictures with large regions of (probably white) skin tones. Hence the false positives like the babies. Stop assigning malice to lazy programming.
 
2012-11-01 12:55:24 PM  
The customer reviews are all one star, and not for the reason you'd hope.
 
2012-11-01 01:07:05 PM  

Cheron: I'd pay $1.99 or $3.99 to find breasts on the internet.

/I always thought the internet would be a great place for girlie pictures and pin ups, totally untapped market


Perhaps you should quickly build a website that specializes in such a thing before anyone else thinks of it?
 
2012-11-01 01:32:40 PM  

madgonad: Perhaps you should quickly build a website that specializes in such a thing before anyone else thinks of it?


way to late.

http://www.gawker.com/upskirt

/The annotated history of every upskirt shot of linsey lohan is currently offline due to Gawkers data center being flooded by the hurricane
//They also steal other celebrities nude pics from their phones and post them.
///They even posted nudes of a 14 year old.
////And created an app to stalk celebrities.
 
2012-11-01 01:51:21 PM  
It's not terribly difficult to set your Facebook permissions to block access of your photos to 3rd party apps.
 
2012-11-01 03:31:33 PM  
Is it just me, or does EVERY Jezebel article seem like it was written in anger, and end with some sort of "parting shot" insult?
 
2012-11-01 03:38:54 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Is it just me, or does EVERY Jezebel article seem like it was written in anger, and end with some sort of "parting shot" insult?


Yeah, it's like they let women write thier articles or something.
 
2012-11-01 05:52:42 PM  

doczoidberg: What a horribly written article.

That said, this sounds like one awesome app!


Its a Gawker site, that kind of automatically implies "horribly written".
 
2012-11-01 05:54:02 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Is it just me, or does EVERY Jezebel Gawker Media article seem like it was written in anger, and end with some sort of "parting shot" insult?


FTFY
 
2012-11-01 10:04:36 PM  

mcreadyblue: ZeroCorpse: Is it just me, or does EVERY Jezebel article seem like it was written in anger, and end with some sort of "parting shot" insult?

Yeah, it's like they let women write thier articles or something.


Every time I read a Jezebel article, I start to forgive Limbaugh for the word feminazi.
 
2012-11-02 12:50:50 AM  
And I highly doubt the dudes who use this app have SO many Facebook friends in bikini shots that they need a farking app to handle their workload.

Does this idiot know what "college" is?

Do you really you need to pay $4 to seek out ones of human beings who are ostensibly your friends?

Right, because if they're your friends you would blanche at the very IDEA of seeing them in a bikini!! And NONE of those girls WANT to be seen in their bikinis...that's why they posted them on FaceBook, so that people would not see them.

Honestly, it's just kinda pathetic, if you need your softcore kicks so badly, just go watch some Skinamax or buy a g-d jerk-off magazine and be done with it.

Okay i get it, a woman who hates men and/or male sexuality.
 
2012-11-02 05:30:58 AM  

MontanaDave: mcreadyblue: ZeroCorpse: Is it just me, or does EVERY Jezebel article seem like it was written in anger, and end with some sort of "parting shot" insult?

Yeah, it's like they let women write thier articles or something.

Every time I read a Jezebel article, I start to forgive Limbaugh for the word feminazi.


I had to stop reading their stupid whiny articles.
 
2012-11-02 07:09:58 AM  
In other news, whiney feminists are whiney feminists
 
2012-11-02 04:55:41 PM  

OhioUGrad: I had to stop reading their stupid whiny articles.


I stopped reading Gawker entirely.

I am a happier person for it, and anything good that shows up on their site is either copied elsewhere, or was plagiarized from Reddit.
 
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