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(NFL)   Tonight's football checklist: Beer? ☑ Chips? ☑ Riversface? ☑ Yakety Sax cued up for the inevitable bloopers? ☑ It's the Kansas City Chiefs vs. the San Diego Chargers on Thursday Night Football, 8:20 PM on NFL Network   (nfl.com ) divider line
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2012-11-01 12:32:43 PM  
You misspelled Chefs.
 
2012-11-01 12:47:42 PM  

nekom: You misspelled Chefs.


Great googly moogly. I need Rivers to have a good game tonight, none of this crap from the past few weeks.
 
2012-11-01 02:18:21 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: I need Rivers to have a good game tonight, none of this crap from the past few weeks.


Yeah, good luck with that. ;p

Kansas City Chiefs at San Diego Chargers:
In one corner, we have the Chiefs: 1-6, coming in off a humiliating defeat at the hands of the Oakland Raiders, Matt Cassel back under center after Brady Quinn's Courageous head injury. In the other corner, the San Diego Chargers: riding a 3-game losing streak, having just failed to get into the end zone a single time against the Cleveland Browns, led by perennial Jake contender Philip Rivers. Whatever happens in this game, you can bet that the suck factor will be epic and the turnovers plentiful; perhaps no two teams in NFL history have proven more adept at shooting themselves in the foot, repeatedly, and then moving on to the other foot in a fit of spite. In the end I bank on Rivers and Norv Turner failing to commit the last, key turnover and winning despite themselves. 23-16
 
2012-11-01 02:40:17 PM  
Lose a 10 point lead....

Lose a 24 point lead....

Lose a game where you couldn't get 3 field goals against the Browns.....

I cannot wait to see what new way San Diego can show us how they can lose tonight.

I am going to go with spotting the Chiefs a 3 TD lead, come back with 3 TD's, but, miss the extra point on the 3rd.
 
2012-11-01 02:59:28 PM  

dletter: I am going to go with spotting the Chiefs a 3 TD lead, come back with 3 TD's, but, miss the extra point 2 point try on the 3rd.


It's Norv Turner after all, and everyone knows that you always go for the win at home.
 
2012-11-01 04:07:32 PM  
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2012-11-01 04:19:49 PM  
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2012-11-01 06:24:13 PM  
I hope it's these idiots last game, regardless of the outcome.
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2012-11-01 06:45:26 PM  
go chefs

For the Lulz
 
2012-11-01 07:17:54 PM  
They are who we thought they are, and we let 'em off the hook.
 
2012-11-01 07:21:52 PM  
How bad will the Chefs offense be?
 
2012-11-01 07:22:36 PM  
Let the battle of the suck commence!
 
2012-11-01 07:23:36 PM  
Dwayne Bowe (vs Chiggers) or Andre Roberts this week vs Packers?
 
2012-11-01 07:25:11 PM  
I hope this is the week that Rivers' head finally explodes.
 
2012-11-01 07:27:40 PM  

obeymatt: I hope it's these idiots last game, regardless of the outcome.
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How the fark Norv is still employed at any level above ball boy is beyond me.
 
2012-11-01 07:27:54 PM  

muck4doo: Dwayne Bowe (vs Chiggers) or Andre Roberts this week vs Packers?


I'd say Bowe, I don't see the Cardinals getting off the ground at Lambeau.
 
2012-11-01 07:28:24 PM  
Oh, Mr. Turner? Paging the Sports Tab's favorite novelty account...
 
2012-11-01 07:28:42 PM  
I'm just going to say it: If you are watching this game, you likely have a serious gambling problem. Even if you are a fan of either team. Seek help.
 
2012-11-01 07:31:05 PM  
Damn it, Norv.

/just wanted to get it out of the way early.
 
2012-11-01 07:32:37 PM  
Far and away the worst team in the NFL*, but it's years like these that separate the die-hards/mentally ill from the casual and bandwagon fans. Go Chefs!

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*Ok, Jacksonville without MJD might be there too.
 
2012-11-01 07:33:19 PM  

Blue_Blazer: muck4doo: Dwayne Bowe (vs Chiggers) or Andre Roberts this week vs Packers?

I'd say Bowe, I don't see the Cardinals getting off the ground at Lambeau.


That's what I'm worried about. The cards offense looks horrendous.
 
2012-11-01 07:33:19 PM  
if the Chargers win,they still suck.
Chiefs win, they still suck.
I can't watch this...
 
2012-11-01 07:35:49 PM  
Finally managed to swing a deal to get rid of rivers in my fantasy league. So dont worry guys hes going to have like 40 points tonight.
 
2012-11-01 07:37:54 PM  

jayhawk88: I'm just going to say it: If you are watching this game, you likely have a serious gambling problem. Even if you are a fan of either team. Seek help.


FTFY
 
2012-11-01 07:38:15 PM  
This is gonna blow. :(
 
2012-11-01 07:38:19 PM  
Also, for any fantasy players, San Diego's D was still available in most Yahoo and ESPN leagues. They're probably going to be a good fill-in tonight.
 
2012-11-01 07:41:02 PM  

jayhawk88: I'm just going to say it: If you are watching this game, you likely have a serious gambling problem. Even if you are a fan of either team. Seek help.


Its an excuse to have 2 hours to myself while the wife goes to bed early. Football is football.
 
2012-11-01 07:42:20 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Also, for any fantasy players, San Diego's D was still available in most Yahoo and ESPN leagues. They're probably going to be a good fill-in tonight.


Was checking them out, but not sure about their schedule. I have the Dolphins in most leagues, and their schedule is awesome till weeks 13 and 14(15 and 16 are awesome again). Working on replacements for those games.
 
2012-11-01 07:43:18 PM  
Romeo's stellar game plan on running Charles 4 or 5 times during the whole game worked so well last week he should try it again tonight.
 
2012-11-01 07:45:18 PM  
Another league I'me in. Josh Gordon or Roberts?
 
2012-11-01 07:47:47 PM  
Goddamnit Bowe, I think I still love you.
 
2012-11-01 07:47:47 PM  
Meh, go Chefs. The West goes through the Mile High until Manning hangs' em up, anyway.
 
2012-11-01 07:49:50 PM  
Losing to KC this year is grounds for being kicked out of the AFC West.
 
2012-11-01 07:50:21 PM  
And don't any of you call me over the dwayne bowe!
 
2012-11-01 07:50:50 PM  
don't know what the spread is or where the game is, but picking SD outright as KC is dreadful.
 
2012-11-01 07:53:04 PM  

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Thank you, FNB, for giving me my nightmares tonight.
 
2012-11-01 07:53:31 PM  
As much as I'd like to see the Chefs upend the Bolts, I just don't see it happening. Even Rivers cannot succumb to the bottomless sea of mediocrity that is Kansas City. It simply will not happen, and you can take my word for it. I will bet anybody in this thread a jillion dollars that San Diego wins.

/going for the jinx
 
2012-11-01 07:54:56 PM  

rickythepenguin: don't know what the spread is or where the game is, but picking SD outright as KC is dreadful.


It's Matt Cassell's comeback game man. He's going to play his light's out, just like Quinn did.
 
2012-11-01 07:56:09 PM  
Fun fact: Norv Turners daughter was the hottie pseudo-Brittney Spears in that Jennifer Lopez flick "Monster-in-Law".
 
2012-11-01 07:56:38 PM  
It will be like watching some one make sausage.
 
2012-11-01 07:57:57 PM  
Okay Sports Tab All Stars. I get a hot start tonight and win again this week, and you are all in farking trouble, and you know it. This team is unstoppable. Aurora the crowd? You are the luckiest SOB, but it won't last for long. Look at your stats. You should be in the bottom third of the league. Bottom of everything you are, you silly kaniggit!
 
2012-11-01 07:58:55 PM  
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2012-11-01 08:00:28 PM  
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2012-11-01 08:01:01 PM  
Cee-lo

Hey ho, these teams blow!
 
2012-11-01 08:01:07 PM  
FARK YOU CEELO
 
2012-11-01 08:01:37 PM  
Oh, and my predictions: Both QB's will end up being the early, and only slightly prohibitive, favorites for the Jake, with each of them opening the Jake running with either a 50.0 or 66.7. The Chefs will manage to have the next-to-last moment of fail in the game, fumbling a kickoff in their own end zone (after SD kicks a FG) with 15 seconds left in the game, SD recovers it while the ball is still in the end zone for a TD, and win the game 26-23 (SD manages to get the *final* moment of fail by missing the extra point).
 
2012-11-01 08:02:46 PM  
I predict that the Chargers mutilate the Chefs and then people start saying, "DId Norv save his job?!" And then they proceed to win 4 in a row. Pulling a typical Norv
 
2012-11-01 08:03:40 PM  

no talent ass clown: Fun fact: Norv Turners daughter was the hottie pseudo-Brittney Spears in that Jennifer Lopez flick "Monster-in-Law".


I was wondering why she didn't have a lot of credits on IMDB, but then I watched her demo reel.
 
2012-11-01 08:04:08 PM  
Austin TW Cable sucks. The channel flashes when you switch to it, then disappears.

/Getting so angry right now. Don't make me slap you TW! >:(
 
2012-11-01 08:04:40 PM  
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