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(Courier Mail)   After making a music video featuring little people, a unicorn, a goat and a woman with watermelon-smashing boobs, Miley Cyrus decides the only thing it's missing is a porn star   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 36
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2012-11-01 11:29:39 AM
I'm the BeastOfYuccaFlats, and I approve this message.
 
2012-11-01 01:46:42 PM
Now available, the life-like Miley Cyrus love doll with realistic camel toe. Order while supplies last!

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-01 01:57:56 PM
Is it just me, or is Miley Cyrus getting sexier by the minute?

Okay, okay. I guess we're both getting sexier by the minute.
 
2012-11-01 01:58:02 PM
Thanks, Disney/Pixar/LucasFilm/ESPN/CapitolCities
 
2012-11-01 02:00:42 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I'm the BeastOfYuccaFlats, and I approve this message.


I'm Tigersmind and I approve of this approval.
 
2012-11-01 02:08:59 PM
OJT?
 
2012-11-01 02:11:38 PM
Woman with watermellon-smashing boobs?

I may now have a reason to watch a Miley Cirus video.
 
2012-11-01 02:11:54 PM

Wellon Dowd: Now available, the life-like Miley Cyrus love doll with realistic camel toe. Order while supplies last!

[i.imgur.com image 320x480]


She has to have the Roy Batty haircut accessory for it to be life-like
 
2012-11-01 02:14:17 PM

doczoidberg: Woman with watermellon-smashing boobs?

I may now have a reason to watch a Miley Cirus video.


You may want to GIS "Busty Heart" (that's her name) and I am assuming it will be the person in the video...
probably NSFW
 
2012-11-01 02:18:15 PM

Wellon Dowd: Now available, the life-like Miley Cyrus love doll with realistic camel toe. Order while supplies last!


Kinda looks like Yngwie Malmsteen.
 
2012-11-01 02:21:36 PM
FTH: After making a music video featuring little people...

"Little people" as in few people or midgets?
 
2012-11-01 02:43:44 PM
This trick tries soooo hard. Zzzzzz
 
2012-11-01 03:23:12 PM

BolivarShagnasty: Wellon Dowd: Now available, the life-like Miley Cyrus love doll with realistic camel toe. Order while supplies last!

Kinda looks like Yngwie Malmsteen.


Good god man, you are right!

/Instant boner death...
 
2012-11-01 03:44:03 PM

BolivarShagnasty: Wellon Dowd: Now available, the life-like Miley Cyrus love doll with realistic camel toe. Order while supplies last!

Kinda looks like Yngwie Malmsteen.


Dude....you're OLD.
 
2012-11-01 04:06:32 PM

Tigersmind: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I'm the BeastOfYuccaFlats, and I approve this message.

I'm Tigersmind and I approve of this approval.


I'm Optimal_Illusion and I have a Mantis in my pantis.
 
2012-11-01 04:51:52 PM

Tigersmind: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I'm the BeastOfYuccaFlats, and I approve this message.

I'm Tigersmind and I approve of this approval.


I'm hundreddollarman and I approve of Tigersmind's approval of TheBeastOfYuccaFlat's approval of this message.
 
2012-11-01 04:53:05 PM
Oh. Look. at. her.
she's a n attention whore.
 
2012-11-01 04:59:46 PM
"Cyrus, who reportedly performed a striptease for the crew while shooting the video..."

And who else here thinks a member of the crew "accidentally" left a camera on?
 
2012-11-01 05:21:38 PM
Do I see nipple in that photo?
 
2012-11-01 05:25:59 PM

Big Beef Burrito: FTH: After making a music video featuring little people...

"Little people" as in few people or midgets?


The thin fingers kind, not the fat sausage fingers.
 
2012-11-01 06:40:27 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: doczoidberg: Woman with watermellon-smashing boobs?

I may now have a reason to watch a Miley Cirus video.

You may want to GIS "Busty Heart" (that's her name) and I am assuming it will be the person in the video...
probably NSFW


Well it sure as hell won't be the porn girl After a quick GIS I don't think she could smash a gnat with those tits.
 
2012-11-01 07:00:25 PM
Miley should just make a porn now, while she is young and people would watch. These girls wait until they are past their 15 minutes of fame, and past their prime then think people want to see it. If she made one now, and got paid for it....she'd make more than any mainstream movie she'll ever make.
 
2012-11-01 07:22:19 PM
Fark off, you hillbilly AW.
 
2012-11-01 07:40:04 PM
Moon pie face.
 
2012-11-01 07:54:57 PM
I wonder how she fingered this particular actress for the role?
 
2012-11-01 09:09:38 PM

phantomht: Moon pie face.


LOL.

Rock'n tight body though.
 
2012-11-01 09:14:50 PM
miley: you're almost as obnoxious as taylor.
 
2012-11-01 09:26:57 PM

Captain_Ballbeard: Fark off, you hillbilly AW.


You do realize that it is her job to make music and music videos right? Flashing her snatch every time she gets on or out of a car = attention whore, doing her job as an entertainer =\= attention whore.
 
2012-11-02 12:36:40 AM
i1171.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-02 01:01:12 AM

OhioUGrad: Miley should just make a porn now, while she is young and people would watch. These girls wait until they are past their 15 minutes of fame, and past their prime then think people want to see it. If she made one now, and got paid for it....she'd make more than any mainstream movie she'll ever make.


I have often wondered this of late: how do porn companies have money to offer Kim Kardashian or Hulk Hogan or whoever big bucks for sex tapes? Are there still people in the world that pay Brazzers subscription fees? I always thought it was one guy that immediately uploaded everything to a streaming site. You can find just about everything on those.

...or so I've heard.

Side note: fark you, phone, for having "Kardashians" loaded and ready to go as an autocorrect but not "Brazzers." It's like you don't know me at all.
 
2012-11-02 08:10:54 AM

jrgrunger: I wonder how she fingered this particular actress for the role?


You know how I know you didn't bother to read the article?

Rubber Biscuit: Is it just me, or is Miley Cyrus getting sexier by the minute?


Hey! We just found Billy Ray Cyrus' Fark handle!
 
2012-11-02 08:18:33 AM

Rubber Biscuit: Is it just me, or is Miley Cyrus getting sexier by the minute?


I wanna touch her boobies
 
2012-11-02 09:17:37 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Rubber Biscuit: Is it just me, or is Miley Cyrus getting sexier by the minute?

Hey! We just found Billy Ray Cyrus' Fark handle!


Billy Ray would probably use "Soggy Biscuit"
 
2012-11-02 12:00:56 PM

DjangoStonereaver: jrgrunger: I wonder how she fingered this particular actress for the role?

You know how I know you didn't bother to read the article?

Rubber Biscuit: Is it just me, or is Miley Cyrus getting sexier by the minute?

Hey! We just found Billy Ray Cyrus' Fark handle!


So you're saying humor is dead?
 
2012-11-02 07:34:20 PM
Actually, Billy Ray's Fark Handle is BangingMiley
 
2012-11-04 11:24:02 AM
The Aristocrats?
 
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