Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Mother Nature Network)   The trick to taking a clear photo of your dinner in a restaurant without using a flash. Because the whole world needs to know what you're eating, which chef prepared it, and how you like it   (mnn.com ) divider line
    More: Interesting, chefs, Tlatoani  
•       •       •

6348 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Nov 2012 at 11:31 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



97 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2012-11-01 12:32:25 PM  

for good or for awesome: Mazzic518: [www.fbastard.com image 797x600]

Damn you.


www.fbastard.com

my perfect dinner for just me
 
2012-11-01 12:33:34 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: The thing I don't get is people who take pictures of their beers that I pour. I mean, I understand that you're very excited about purchasing a pint of Pliny and you have to let all your beer geek friends know or else it won't taste as good, but seriously, that picture is just going to look like a glass of generic beer. We don't even have really nice glassware.


That's why you are a bartender.
 
2012-11-01 12:35:09 PM  
Sometimes I take a pic of my food before I even bring it home....

www.fbastard.com
 
2012-11-01 12:36:12 PM  

chevydeuce: Jesus Jumpin Christ on pogo stick....I hope this whole farking "foodie" thing dies a quick and painful death....it's food people, it's not a spiritual or religious experience...The only thing that matters is how it tastes...period! No matter what ingredients it's made with, where they came from, how it's presented, etc, etc...It's all going to turn into shiat in the end. Shut the fark up and eat....


I do it just for Yelp and the memories. Don't FB it or anything. Sorry I like things you don't like. At least I found a woman who's also into food at least as much - and we both cook it, so we have an excuse - so there's no marital friction.

stupiddream: After my wife's Dad died I found a box of video tapes in his study from holidays past. It was mostly scenes of food on the table. And the same types of food year after year. Why do people take pictures of food? I can understand a decorated cake or something, but films of ham from xmas' past is just wierd to me.


Just be glad it wasn't him and her mom in sexytime... or worse, your wife.
 
2012-11-01 12:37:22 PM  

Mazzic518: Sometimes I take a pic of my food before I even bring it home....

[www.fbastard.com image 850x637]


Another single serving?
 
2012-11-01 12:38:32 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: Mazzic518: Sometimes I take a pic of my food before I even bring it home....

[www.fbastard.com image 850x637]

Another single serving?


No that is at least 3 meals with lots of leftovers
 
2012-11-01 12:39:35 PM  
lengthy article for 1 sentence of bad advice? thanks!

how about not using flash? better yet, how about not annoying your date even more by making them illuminate your food for you.. *facepalm
 
2012-11-01 12:40:12 PM  

Mazzic518: Pair-o-Dice: Mazzic518: Sometimes I take a pic of my food before I even bring it home....

[www.fbastard.com image 850x637]

Another single serving?

No that is at least 3 meals with lots of leftovers


This is a lite lunch


www.fbastard.com
 
2012-11-01 12:41:15 PM  

Mazzic518: [www.fbastard.com image 800x464]


I see you, and I raise you:

img502.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-01 12:41:44 PM  

Mazzic518: Pair-o-Dice: Mazzic518: Sometimes I take a pic of my food before I even bring it home....

[www.fbastard.com image 850x637]

Another single serving?

No that is at least 3 meals with lots of leftovers


Ahhh, because that much red meat - I'd go get your triglycerides checked.
 
2012-11-01 12:42:47 PM  

Fred Smythe: Mazzic518: [www.fbastard.com image 800x464]

I see you, and I raise you:

[img502.imageshack.us image 640x480]


That looks good though mine does contain homemade sauce from tomatoes out of the garden :)
 
2012-11-01 12:43:01 PM  
Great, now I am hungry.
 
2012-11-01 12:43:59 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: Mazzic518: Pair-o-Dice: Mazzic518: Sometimes I take a pic of my food before I even bring it home....

[www.fbastard.com image 850x637]

Another single serving?

No that is at least 3 meals with lots of leftovers

Ahhh, because that much red meat - I'd go get your triglycerides checked.


I have a physical in the next month or so I cannot wait to get yelled at by my doctor....
 
2012-11-01 12:45:01 PM  

Mazzic518: That looks good though mine does contain homemade sauce from tomatoes out of the garden :)


Then you win on ingredients, Did you make a bechamel for yours?

/seriously, been craving another one of these lately; maybe next Monday
 
2012-11-01 12:45:03 PM  
I'm one of those idiots. But, usually, I don't use a flash.

After all, how else can I piss off my friends unless I show them...

i359.photobucket.com
A bacon maple bar from Voodoo Donuts?

i359.photobucket.com
Or the Double Double I'm enjoying?

i359.photobucket.com
Or the best pizza from where I grew up?

i359.photobucket.com
I don't care if it makes them angry. They can hang with Angry Sandwich.
 
2012-11-01 12:45:38 PM  
Here is one for the bacon lovers


www.fbastard.com
 
2012-11-01 12:47:16 PM  

Fred Smythe: bechamel


no just tomatoe sauce ziti meat and spices is all I use
 
2012-11-01 12:47:26 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: The thing I don't get is people who take pictures of their beers that I pour. I mean, I understand that you're very excited about purchasing a pint of Pliny and you have to let all your beer geek friends know or else it won't taste as good, but seriously, that picture is just going to look like a glass of generic beer. We don't even have really nice glassware.


A photo of a stout's awesome head might be worth it, though, especially if the glassware matches.
 
2012-11-01 12:48:17 PM  

Mazzic518: Here is one for the bacon lovers


[www.fbastard.com image 850x637]


homersimpsondrools.jpg
 
2012-11-01 12:48:58 PM  

KierzanDax: I'm one of those idiots. But, usually, I don't use a flash.

After all, how else can I piss off my friends unless I show them...

[i359.photobucket.com image 850x478]
A bacon maple bar from Voodoo Donuts?

[i359.photobucket.com image 850x478]
Or the Double Double I'm enjoying?

[i359.photobucket.com image 604x329]
Or the best pizza from where I grew up?

[i359.photobucket.com image 577x1024]
I don't care if it makes them angry. They can hang with Angry Sandwich.


How do you get In N Out in PA?
 
2012-11-01 12:49:25 PM  

Mazzic518: Pair-o-Dice: Mazzic518: Sometimes I take a pic of my food before I even bring it home....

[www.fbastard.com image 850x637]

Another single serving?

No that is at least 3 meals with lots of leftovers


Dude that is like 14 meals for 2 right there.
 
2012-11-01 12:50:01 PM  

KierzanDax: I'm one of those idiots. But, usually, I don't use a flash.

After all, how else can I piss off my friends unless I show them...

[i359.photobucket.com image 850x478]
A bacon maple bar from Voodoo Donuts?

[i359.photobucket.com image 850x478]
Or the Double Double I'm enjoying?

[i359.photobucket.com image 604x329]
Or the best pizza from where I grew up?

[i359.photobucket.com image 577x1024]
I don't care if it makes them angry. They can hang with Angry Sandwich.


That pizza looks awesome
 
2012-11-01 12:50:15 PM  
This will prove useful to Urbanspoon AWs who cannot know how much I don't care what they had for dinner.
 
2012-11-01 12:51:15 PM  

sandi_fish: How do you get In N Out in PA?


There's a woman at the corner of Broad and Pattinson that can take care of you, I'm told.
 
2012-11-01 12:51:32 PM  

Teknowaffle: Mazzic518: Pair-o-Dice: Mazzic518: Sometimes I take a pic of my food before I even bring it home....

[www.fbastard.com image 850x637]

Another single serving?

No that is at least 3 meals with lots of leftovers

Dude that is like 14 meals for 2 right there.


Maybe two midgets :) I'll post a followup in a couple months when I get my chlorestreal checked lol
 
2012-11-01 12:53:30 PM  
i6.photobucket.com 

This is how to take a photo of your lunch.

Questions?
 
2012-11-01 12:56:35 PM  

Fred Smythe: sandi_fish: How do you get In N Out in PA?

There's a woman at the corner of Broad and Pattinson that can take care of you, I'm told.


Roxanne. Wear a rubber. Or so I'm told.
 
2012-11-01 12:56:59 PM  

Mazzic518: for good or for awesome: Mazzic518: [www.fbastard.com image 797x600]

Damn you.

[www.fbastard.com image 646x486]

my perfect dinner for just me


Meat with meat and a side of meat.
Ron Swanson approved!
 
2012-11-01 12:58:19 PM  
When I was in college me and my roommate used to make pizza sandwiches by cooking two frozen pizzas and a batch of chicken or nuggets or whatever, putting chicken on pizza 1 and turning pizza 2 upside down on top of it. Tasted good. Would not eat today.

/csb
//never took any photographic evidence
 
2012-11-01 01:03:10 PM  

Electromax: When I was in college me and my roommate used to make pizza sandwiches by cooking two frozen pizzas and a batch of chicken or nuggets or whatever, putting chicken on pizza 1 and turning pizza 2 upside down on top of it. Tasted good. Would not eat today.

/csb
//never took any photographic evidence


The pizza version of a double down? Sounds AWESOME.

/I don't get stoned enough for that anymore.
 
2012-11-01 01:05:34 PM  

Electromax: When I was in college me and my roommate used to make pizza sandwiches by cooking two frozen pizzas and a batch of chicken or nuggets or whatever, putting chicken on pizza 1 and turning pizza 2 upside down on top of it. Tasted good. Would not eat today.

/csb
//never took any photographic evidence


pics or it didn't happen
 
2012-11-01 01:07:36 PM  

Electromax: When I was in college me and my roommate used to make pizza sandwiches by cooking two frozen pizzas and a batch of chicken or nuggets or whatever, putting chicken on pizza 1 and turning pizza 2 upside down on top of it. Tasted good. Would not eat today.

/csb
//never took any photographic evidence


Holy shiat. And here I thought I was overdoing it by folding a frozen pizza in half and eating it like a taco.

/ah, memories
 
2012-11-01 01:08:23 PM  
i.istockimg.com
 
2012-11-01 01:09:38 PM  

traylor: [i6.photobucket.com image 604x453] 

This is how to take a photo of your lunch.

Questions?


I am probably in the minority but I'd refer the one on the left
 
2012-11-01 01:12:33 PM  

foxyshadis: Electromax: When I was in college me and my roommate used to make pizza sandwiches by cooking two frozen pizzas and a batch of chicken or nuggets or whatever, putting chicken on pizza 1 and turning pizza 2 upside down on top of it. Tasted good. Would not eat today.

/csb
//never took any photographic evidence

The pizza version of a double down? Sounds AWESOME.

/I don't get stoned enough for that anymore.


Drugs may have been a factor.

I do feel slightly gross just thinking about it, although I felt like a master chef at the time.
 
2012-11-01 01:24:52 PM  

IAmRight:
Because, again, it can help people make more informed choices about where to eat.


Who cares what the food looks like???
Some horrible food can look fine on the plate.
Unless you've got taste-o-vision, I don't need to see pics of the food.
 
2012-11-01 01:42:22 PM  

i478.photobucket.com



What?
 
2012-11-01 02:29:03 PM  

Mazzic518: traylor: [i6.photobucket.com image 604x453] 

This is how to take a photo of your lunch.

Questions?

I am probably in the minority but I'd refer the one on the left


Light eater, eh.
 
2012-11-01 02:30:43 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Mazzic518: traylor: [i6.photobucket.com image 604x453] 

This is how to take a photo of your lunch.

Questions?

I am probably in the minority but I'd refer the one on the left

Light eater, eh.


Yeah plus she is probably so used to having people hit on her friend instead I might have a better shot :)
 
2012-11-01 03:14:12 PM  

Mazzic518: StoPPeRmobile: Mazzic518: traylor: [i6.photobucket.com image 604x453] 

This is how to take a photo of your lunch.

Questions?

I am probably in the minority but I'd refer the one on the left

Light eater, eh.

Yeah plus she is probably so used to having people hit on her friend instead I might have a better shot :)


Accuracy by Volume, my friend.
 
2012-11-01 03:15:12 PM  

Mazzic518: Sometimes I take a pic of my food before I even bring it home....

[www.fbastard.com image 850x637]

 

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-01 03:25:37 PM  

trappedspirit: Mazzic518: Sometimes I take a pic of my food before I even bring it home....

[www.fbastard.com image 850x637] 

[i.imgur.com image 400x300]


Reminds me of

www.fbastard.com
 
2012-11-01 04:08:15 PM  

sandi_fish:

How do you get In N Out in PA?


By flying to San Diego, CA. I have friends and family in SoCal. It's literally land, get baggage, get rental car, drive to the In-and-Out at Rosecrans and Sports Arena Blvd, get Double Double, eat, happiness abounds.

Fred Smythe: sandi_fish: How do you get In N Out in PA?

There's a woman at the corner of Broad and Pattinson that can take care of you, I'm told.


Oh you glorious bastard...
 
2012-11-01 04:23:09 PM  
Isn't posting - and gazing at - pictures of peoples dinners the sole purpose of Facebook? I guess I should include "inappropriately drunken parties" in the mix.
 
2012-11-01 04:30:55 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Mazzic518: traylor: [i6.photobucket.com image 604x453] 

This is how to take a photo of your lunch.

Questions?

I am probably in the minority but I'd refer the one on the left

Light eater, eh.


He just prefers bread to French fries with his salad, no problem there. Personally, I would eat both.
 
2012-11-01 04:31:58 PM  
FTFA:"What do you think? Isn't this a great tip?"

No.
 
2012-11-01 04:40:18 PM  

traylor: [i6.photobucket.com image 604x453] 

This is how to take a photo of your lunch.

Questions?


newlin-deschler.com
How much for the women?

/I have the most normal boner right now
 
Displayed 47 of 97 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter








In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report