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(People Magazine)   Country music's future crazy cat lady says the only thing that would be just as good as being rich and famous would be having babies....lots and lots of babies. Somehow she's single again, so now's your chance, farkers   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Matthew McConaughey, country music, Tie the Knot, Prince William, Prince Harry  
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10224 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 01 Nov 2012 at 2:24 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-01 03:31:10 PM  
3 votes:
One of her exes needs to write a song titled "Maybe the problem is you."
2012-11-01 03:22:41 PM  
3 votes:

Whatthefark: "I can't deal with someone wanting to take a relationship backward or needing space or cheating on you," she says..."

Something tells me she's the kind of girl who would smother you.

Not in the "naked and straddling your face" way either. More along the lines of calling multiple times a day and if you don't pick up she snaps and writes a song about how much of a jerk you are.

/hot link plus cold chills....
2012-11-01 03:52:23 PM  
2 votes:
I need this relationship to have a future because I need babies. That's right--big, screaming babies shooting out of my uterus, just stacking up like cordwood.

Future. Babies. Commitment. Future. Babies. Commitment.
2012-11-01 03:49:39 PM  
2 votes:
I hope she never has any real problems.
2012-11-01 02:27:34 PM  
2 votes:
Certainly said by somebody who has NOOOOOOOOO plans whatsoever to ditch this sweet gig she's got going in favor of living like the little people who have to get, what is it, a jurb? They get jurbs, right? That's how they make money? But, awfully cute pablum for the rubes, hon. Now, go cock-tease a famous person 'til they get sick of you, those albums don't write themselves!
2012-11-01 01:56:59 PM  
2 votes:
She needs to get with a mid-thirties balding accountant who lives in his mother's basement.
2012-11-02 11:05:01 AM  
1 vote:

doczoidberg: This thread would be worthwhile if it contained a bunch of bikini pics of her.

Yeah! Let's get this party started!
2012-11-01 05:31:59 PM  
1 vote:
Taylor Swift made $57 million dollars in a year. I think most farkers would be willing to endure her for a piece of that pie.
2012-11-01 02:39:25 PM  
1 vote:

NutznGum: She looks like a deer.

A true DILF.
2012-11-01 02:28:11 PM  
1 vote:
She looks like a deer.
2012-11-01 01:17:47 PM  
1 vote:

Beerguy: Headline from the article "Taylor Swift 'Can't Deal' with Cheating"

Here is a tip Taylor, give him consistent mind blowing, demon in the sack type sex and he won't cheat.

She's only 22. She won't figure things out for about another 3 years. Also I read the 4th paragraph as her saying "I need that unexplainable spank"
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