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(People Magazine)   Country music's future crazy cat lady says the only thing that would be just as good as being rich and famous would be having babies....lots and lots of babies. Somehow she's single again, so now's your chance, farkers   (people.com) divider line 75
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2012-11-01 11:34:45 AM
Headline from the article "Taylor Swift 'Can't Deal' with Cheating"

Here is a tip Taylor, give him consistent mind blowing, demon in the sack type sex and he won't cheat.
 
2012-11-01 01:17:47 PM

Beerguy: Headline from the article "Taylor Swift 'Can't Deal' with Cheating"

Here is a tip Taylor, give him consistent mind blowing, demon in the sack type sex and he won't cheat.


She's only 22. She won't figure things out for about another 3 years. Also I read the 4th paragraph as her saying "I need that unexplainable spank"
 
2012-11-01 01:56:59 PM
She needs to get with a mid-thirties balding accountant who lives in his mother's basement.
 
2012-11-01 02:26:42 PM
On a rainy day, I'd rather have Ms Swift perform then any of the other mediocre wedding singer from Nashville. Some folks are afraid to fly - like her play-it-safe former boyfriend. So she wants to meet the man of her dreams and have a lot of babies - who would have thought it figures?
 
2012-11-01 02:27:34 PM
Certainly said by somebody who has NOOOOOOOOO plans whatsoever to ditch this sweet gig she's got going in favor of living like the little people who have to get a...um, what is it, a jurb? They get jurbs, right? That's how they make money? But, awfully cute pablum for the rubes, hon. Now, go cock-tease a famous person 'til they get sick of you, those albums don't write themselves!
 
2012-11-01 02:28:11 PM
She looks like a deer.
 
2012-11-01 02:36:53 PM

NutznGum: She looks like a deer.


I lol'd
 
2012-11-01 02:39:25 PM

NutznGum: She looks like a deer.


A true DILF.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-01 02:41:48 PM
She's cute and all but seems clingy as f*ck. That's cute for about five minutes, I don't care how good the sex is.
 
2012-11-01 02:42:49 PM
As long as she still goes ass to mouth who cares how many cats she collects? No such thing as too much pussy.
 
2012-11-01 02:42:59 PM
Country music

[inigomontoya.jpg]
 
2012-11-01 02:45:02 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Country music

[inigomontoya.jpg]


Village pop?
 
2012-11-01 02:46:22 PM
Wake me when Miranda Lambert is single again
 
2012-11-01 03:03:45 PM
"I can't deal with someone wanting to take a relationship backward or needing space or cheating on you," she says..."

Something tells me she's the kind of girl who would smother you.

Not in the "naked and straddling your face" way either. More along the lines of calling multiple times a day and if you don't pick up she snaps and writes a song about how much of a jerk you are.
 
2012-11-01 03:22:41 PM

Whatthefark: "I can't deal with someone wanting to take a relationship backward or needing space or cheating on you," she says..."

Something tells me she's the kind of girl who would smother you.

Not in the "naked and straddling your face" way either. More along the lines of calling multiple times a day and if you don't pick up she snaps and writes a song about how much of a jerk you are.


i0.kym-cdn.com

/hot link plus cold chills....
 
2012-11-01 03:29:51 PM
She is easy to look at, but from what little I have seen, she has that clingy/crazy/biatchy thing going. How many times can she write a scathing song about her past loves before the male population starts looking at her as a quick hit type?

/dude,,cut and run before she has the chorus written.
 
2012-11-01 03:31:10 PM
One of her exes needs to write a song titled "Maybe the problem is you."
 
2012-11-01 03:35:29 PM

delathi: One of her exes needs to write a song titled "Maybe the problem is you."


Yeah, another bad song will solve all of this. Have you seen the d-bags this lady exploits for material dates?
 
2012-11-01 03:49:39 PM
I hope she never has any real problems.
 
2012-11-01 03:52:23 PM
I need this relationship to have a future because I need babies. That's right--big, screaming babies shooting out of my uterus, just stacking up like cordwood.

Future. Babies. Commitment. Future. Babies. Commitment.
 
2012-11-01 03:56:27 PM

Whatthefark: Not in the "naked and straddling your face" way either. More along the lines of calling multiple times a day and if you don't pick up she snaps and writes a song about how much of a jerk you are.



"Hey Sweetie....I'm heading over to Mark's house to watch the game and have a cigar."

"ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!"

*or*

"You're probably going to a strip club!"
 
2012-11-01 04:00:31 PM
Eat a damn sandwich Taylor!
 
2012-11-01 04:05:15 PM
That's not country music.
 
2012-11-01 04:09:54 PM

devilEther: That's not country music.


ah, I see that's already been covered. had to lookup "inigomontoya"
 
2012-11-01 04:12:32 PM

devilEther: That's not country music.


No, it's not. Pop music wearing cowboy boots is not country music. It's pop.
 
2012-11-01 04:13:10 PM

devilEther: That's not country music.


Then country music's in deep shiat, because Taylor had 62.6% of all country sales last week.
 
2012-11-01 04:16:41 PM

Gosling: devilEther: That's not country music.

Then country music's in deep shiat, because Taylor had 62.6% of all country sales last week.


Country music is doing fine. What they put in that category on the charts is usually country "flavored" pop music.
 
2012-11-01 04:17:40 PM

Gosling: devilEther: That's not country music.

Then country music's in deep shiat, because Taylor had 62.6% of all country sales last week.


Country music's been in deep shiat for years now. Garth Brooks, anyone?
 
2012-11-01 04:22:35 PM

The_Sponge: Whatthefark: Not in the "naked and straddling your face" way either. More along the lines of calling multiple times a day and if you don't pick up she snaps and writes a song about how much of a jerk you are.


"Hey Sweetie....I'm heading over to Mark's house to watch the game and have a cigar."

"ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!"

*or*

"You're probably going to a strip club!"


Wrong Number?
 
2012-11-01 04:25:08 PM

advex101: devilEther: That's not country music.

No, it's not. Pop music wearing cowboy boots is not country music. It's pop.


Pretty much. Though I would go even further and say Country music today is Pop dumbed down for the unwashed masses, which if you think about it, shouldn't even be possible.
 
2012-11-01 04:29:25 PM
I blame Shania Twain for this crap. That being said I would stick my junk in Taylor Swift's crazy.
 
2012-11-01 04:39:28 PM
I'd let her try to make lotsa babies with me (Just wouldn't tell her about the vasectomy...).
 
2012-11-01 04:43:26 PM
Bunny. Boiler.
 
2012-11-01 05:06:03 PM

Cymbal: advex101: devilEther: That's not country music.

No, it's not. Pop music wearing cowboy boots is not country music. It's pop.

Pretty much. Though I would go even further and say Country music today is Pop dumbed down for the unwashed masses, which if you think about it, shouldn't even be possible.


www.cmt.com
 
2012-11-01 05:08:42 PM
All she needs in an affair with an older perverted guy. And I'm just the guy for the job.

I'd pound her til she turned into Liz Phair.
 
2012-11-01 05:09:27 PM

Bleyo: I need this relationship to have a future because I need babies. That's right--big, screaming babies shooting out of my uterus, just stacking up like cordwood.

Future. Babies. Commitment. Future. Babies. Commitment.


Babies. Babies. Babies. Commitment. Commitment. Commitment.
 
2012-11-01 05:25:04 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-01 05:28:35 PM
FTA: "I just need to see someone and feel oh, no, uh-oh. It's only happened a few times in my life, but I feel like if I was gonna be with someone forever, it would be because I saw them and I thought, Oh, no."

Someone is going to decide this statement should be a song, I'm afraid. It will be a piece of shiat and still be in the Billboard top 100 songs.
 
2012-11-01 05:31:47 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: FTA: "I just need to see someone and feel oh, no, uh-oh. It's only happened a few times in my life, but I feel like if I was gonna be with someone forever, it would be because I saw them and I thought, Oh, no."

Someone is going to decide this statement should be a song, I'm afraid. It will be a piece of shiat and still be in the Billboard top 100 songs.


Why o WHY did you have to put the idea onto a screen?! Nooooooooooooo!!!

/it's okay, I thought it too
//greatmindsthinkalike
 
2012-11-01 05:31:59 PM
Taylor Swift made $57 million dollars in a year. I think most farkers would be willing to endure her for a piece of that pie.
 
2012-11-01 05:52:41 PM
For a hot "country" singer, see: Kellie Pickler.

/Taylor has rat eyes
 
2012-11-01 06:14:09 PM
What's it like for the future consort of taylor?

she's alot like that scene in the mummy where the dead guy soaks up a victims lifeforce

After the poor sap has been with her a while nothing will remain BUT:

A DESSICATED HUSK, and she will go on to the next victim.
 
2012-11-01 07:31:32 PM
She's probably more nuts than Aniston.
 
2012-11-01 07:57:45 PM
I bet her babies would drop out an start walking immediately, like giraffes.
 
2012-11-01 08:05:38 PM
img2.timeinc.net

That magazine cover is a bit obsessed, isn't it? Late night sex, sexy style, blow..job, sneaky sex quizzes.
It's a bit much.
 
2012-11-01 08:06:51 PM
Wow. The more time she spends in the spotlight, the more issues she appears to have.

Yikes.
 
2012-11-01 08:19:01 PM
Wow. The more time she spends in the spotlight, the more issues she appears to have.

Do. Not. Care.

When an angry god describes how he would devastate something with his mighty fist, he says he would "pound that like GRCooper would Taylor Swift".
 
2012-11-01 08:42:41 PM

Gordon Bennett: [img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]

That magazine cover is a bit obsessed, isn't it? Late night sex, sexy style, blow..job, sneaky sex quizzes.
It's a bit much.


Women's magazines all cater to women's innate fear that they are fat and boring in bed. Some of them also remind women that they are lousy cooks, but Cosmo isn't generally one of those.

As in most things, women are their own worst enemy.
 
2012-11-01 08:56:40 PM

Kuroshin: Wow. The more time she spends in the spotlight, the more issues she appears to have.

Yikes.


I wonder how much of them are just mental issues, and how much of them are things she grew up with. Hillbillies often think that being in their late teens and without kids means failure. Rural America is a pretty twisted farking place.
 
2012-11-01 09:11:30 PM
taylor please grow up and get a good psychiatrist before you start farking up children.
 
2012-11-01 09:23:54 PM

Guntram Shatterhand: Kuroshin: Wow. The more time she spends in the spotlight, the more issues she appears to have.

Yikes.

I wonder how much of them are just mental issues, and how much of them are things she grew up with. Hillbillies often think that being in their late teens and without kids means failure. Rural America is a pretty twisted farking place.


Suburban PA is "rural america"?
 
2012-11-01 09:26:16 PM
I'd eat every inch of her.

With a fork and a spoon. Literally.
 
2012-11-01 09:34:34 PM
She, along with a select few others, makes me glad I'm no longer involved with country radio.
 
2012-11-01 09:50:08 PM
Yo, Taylor, I like you and I'mma gonna let you finish but Kim Kard-ASS-Ian knows more about how to keep brother satisfied OF ALL TIME!!! Much better than yo' skinny, skank ass at any rate.
 
2012-11-01 10:06:37 PM
she'd be hot if she didn't have Jimmy's "Durante" strapped to her face AND she was tolerable as a human being.
that beak on her is big enough to eat peanuts with.

JLH suffers from the same problem...insufferabilty...

nice and sweet till you see the radio controlled cast iron frying pan collection with the drywall repair card right next to it...

duck you farker duck!
 
2012-11-01 10:17:28 PM
Why you have to be so mean?

//What are the odds that she sings that at the CMAs? Yeah, we heard it!
 
2012-11-01 10:20:45 PM

Guntram Shatterhand: Kuroshin: Wow. The more time she spends in the spotlight, the more issues she appears to have.

Yikes.

I wonder how much of them are just mental issues, and how much of them are things she grew up with. Hillbillies often think that being in their late teens and without kids means failure. Rural America is a pretty twisted farking place.


Modern pop country is now music made by and mostly for people who live in the suburbs. It's soccer mom garbage.
 
2012-11-01 10:41:48 PM

SlagginOff: Gosling: devilEther: That's not country music.

Then country music's in deep shiat, because Taylor had 62.6% of all country sales last week.

Country music's been in deep shiat for years now. Garth Brooks, anyone?


No, Garth was the last time country wasn't in deep shiat.
 
2012-11-01 10:51:58 PM

sovietski: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: FTA: "I just need to see someone and feel oh, no, uh-oh. It's only happened a few times in my life, but I feel like if I was gonna be with someone forever, it would be because I saw them and I thought, Oh, no."

Someone is going to decide this statement should be a song, I'm afraid. It will be a piece of shiat and still be in the Billboard top 100 songs.

Why o WHY did you have to put the idea onto a screen?! Nooooooooooooo!!!

/it's okay, I thought it too
//greatmindsthinkalike


I pretty much figured her writing stuff like that down in her diary already was her songwriting process.
 
2012-11-01 11:05:48 PM

Rent Party: Gordon Bennett: [img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]

That magazine cover is a bit obsessed, isn't it? Late night sex, sexy style, blow..job, sneaky sex quizzes.
It's a bit much.

Women's magazines all cater to women's innate fear that they are fat and boring in bed. Some of them also remind women that they are lousy cooks, but Cosmo isn't generally one of those.

As in most things, women are their own worst enemy.


This just in. Women hate other women and compete against each other for everything, especially my cock.
 
2012-11-01 11:05:52 PM
I wonder what she would do if she was in a relationship she thought was "ok" and then her perfect guy came along.
 
2012-11-01 11:09:32 PM
I heard that Never getting back together song and it sounded more like spoken word then country to be honest. Like Shatner or something
 
2012-11-01 11:25:47 PM
That magazine cover is a bit obsessed, isn't it? Late night sex, sexy style, blow..job, sneaky sex quizzes.
It's a bit much.


Cosmo is always like that. Every single month. I'm not even mad--that's amazing.

/No I don't read it. I read the cover in the grocery store.
 
2012-11-02 12:49:58 AM

Bleyo: I need this relationship to have a future because I need babies. That's right--big, screaming babies shooting out of my uterus, just stacking up like cordwood.

Future. Babies. Commitment. Future. Babies. Commitment.


BACK OFF, I NEED MY SPACE!

Jebus I love that show. Ellen's special lady friend never disappoints.

Personally, I'd love the chance to disappoint her...on so many levels, come to think of it. A fat person with a penis probably doesn't do much for a formerly-bulimic lesbian.
 
2012-11-02 02:08:42 AM

GRCooper: Guntram Shatterhand: Kuroshin: Wow. The more time she spends in the spotlight, the more issues she appears to have.

Yikes.

I wonder how much of them are just mental issues, and how much of them are things she grew up with. Hillbillies often think that being in their late teens and without kids means failure. Rural America is a pretty twisted farking place.

Suburban PA is "rural america"?


Of course it is. Didn't you see the film "Signs?"
 
2012-11-02 03:41:00 AM

Gordon Bennett: That magazine cover is a bit obsessed, isn't it? Late night sex, sexy style, blow..job, sneaky sex quizzes.
It's a bit much.


That's EVERY Cosmo cover. Hardly an issue goes by when some form of the word 'sex' does not appear a MINIMUM of three times on the cover. (I work in retail. That's how I know this.)
 
2012-11-02 04:53:47 AM
There's "lots of fun in bed" crazy, and there's "balls in a vice" crazy. Something tells me she leans toward the former.
 
2012-11-02 08:16:25 AM
She sounds clingy
 
2012-11-02 09:15:50 AM
This thread would be worthwhile if it contained a bunch of bikini pics of her.
 
2012-11-02 09:27:48 AM

GRCooper:
Suburban PA is "rural america"?


Berks County, Pennsylvania is where she hails from.
I've been an Appalacian-American all my life, and I can tell you first hand, that a lot of young girls can be totally smoking hot and more messed up than the Jersey Shore is right now.

And you do not
sitck
your dick
in
crazy.

They use that natural bait to hook you and reel you in, and all of a sudden, you're a meal ticket for a fat breeder that is continually demanding FEED ME. Feeed My Emotions. Feeed my mouth. Feeeed these kids ( I swear, they ar all yours)

And you would saw your own head off with a rusty spoon just to get out.
 
2012-11-02 10:45:44 AM
vudukungfu:

They use that natural bait to hook you and reel you in, and all of a sudden, you're a meal ticket for a fat breeder that is continually demanding FEED ME. Feeed My Emotions. Feeed my mouth. Feeeed these kids ( I swear, they ar all yours)

And you would saw your own head off with a rusty spoon just to get out.


That is the most accurate description of women I have ever read.
 
2012-11-02 11:05:01 AM

doczoidberg: This thread would be worthwhile if it contained a bunch of bikini pics of her.


Yeah! Let's get this party started!

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-02 11:08:10 AM

Berks County, Pennsylvania is where she hails from.
I've been an Appalacian-American all my life, and I can tell you first hand, that a lot of young girls can be totally smoking hot and more messed up than the Jersey Shore is right now.


Confused - are you saying that SE PA is "Appalachian-America"?

The girl is a daughter of a Merrill Lynch financial advisor and mutual fund marketing exec. She showed horses, and her family owned several quarter horses. She summered at the familys beach house in New Jersey.

She's a rich, suburban kid; not the second coming of the Coal Miner's daughter. Whatever "crazy" she may have (like a fox, IMHO), it's not cuz she's from a hollow in WVA.

/Been to the All Good festival when it was in Masontown? The last house you passed before getting there, way back in the hills, is my grandparents house. I know a bit of what "Appalachian America" is like
//of course she's crazy - it comes with the vagina
 
2012-11-02 12:44:36 PM

Gordon Bennett: That magazine cover is a bit obsessed, isn't it? Late night sex, sexy style, blow..job, sneaky sex quizzes.
It's a bit much.


This just in: women like sex.
 
2012-11-03 10:32:36 AM

Whatthefark: "I can't deal with someone wanting to take a relationship backward or needing space or cheating on you," she says..."

Something tells me she's the kind of girl who would smother you.

Not in the "naked and straddling your face" way either. More along the lines of calling multiple times a day and if you don't pick up she snaps and writes a song about how much of a jerk you are.


And no matter what happened, five minutes after the breakup a song about it would hit FM titled "He's such a Jerk" that you'd have no chance a defending yourself against. And then an hour later you're getting a coffee and you turn around and there's an army of tween girls with pitchforks and torches in a sing-a-long of it......
 
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