On a rainy day, I'd rather have Ms Swift perform then any of the other mediocre wedding singer from Nashville. Some folks are afraid to fly - like her play-it-safe former boyfriend. So she wants to meet the man of her dreams and have a lot of babies - who would have thought it figures?

Certainly said by somebody who has NOOOOOOOOO plans whatsoever to ditch this sweet gig she's got going in favor of living like the little people who have to get a...um, what is it, a jurb? They get jurbs, right? That's how they make money? But, awfully cute pablum for the rubes, hon. Now, go cock-tease a famous person 'til they get sick of you, those albums don't write themselves!

She looks like a deer.

NutznGum: She looks like a deer.

I lol'd

As long as she still goes ass to mouth who cares how many cats she collects? No such thing as too much pussy.

Country music

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B.L.Z. Bub: Country music

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Village pop?

"I can't deal with someone wanting to take a relationship backward or needing space or cheating on you," she says..."

Something tells me she's the kind of girl who would smother you.

Not in the "naked and straddling your face" way either. More along the lines of calling multiple times a day and if you don't pick up she snaps and writes a song about how much of a jerk you are.

Whatthefark: "I can't deal with someone wanting to take a relationship backward or needing space or cheating on you," she says..."

Something tells me she's the kind of girl who would smother you.

Not in the "naked and straddling your face" way either. More along the lines of calling multiple times a day and if you don't pick up she snaps and writes a song about how much of a jerk you are.



/hot link plus cold chills....

She is easy to look at, but from what little I have seen, she has that clingy/crazy/biatchy thing going. How many times can she write a scathing song about her past loves before the male population starts looking at her as a quick hit type?

/dude,,cut and run before she has the chorus written.

One of her exes needs to write a song titled "Maybe the problem is you."

delathi: One of her exes needs to write a song titled "Maybe the problem is you."

Yeah, another bad song will solve all of this. Have you seen the d-bags this lady exploits for material dates?

I hope she never has any real problems.

I need this relationship to have a future because I need babies. That's right--big, screaming babies shooting out of my uterus, just stacking up like cordwood.

Future. Babies. Commitment. Future. Babies. Commitment.

Eat a damn sandwich Taylor!

That's not country music.

devilEther: That's not country music.

ah, I see that's already been covered. had to lookup "inigomontoya"

devilEther: That's not country music.

No, it's not. Pop music wearing cowboy boots is not country music. It's pop.

devilEther: That's not country music.

Then country music's in deep shiat, because Taylor had 62.6% of all country sales last week.

Gosling: devilEther: That's not country music.

Then country music's in deep shiat, because Taylor had 62.6% of all country sales last week.

Country music is doing fine. What they put in that category on the charts is usually country "flavored" pop music.

Gosling: devilEther: That's not country music.

Then country music's in deep shiat, because Taylor had 62.6% of all country sales last week.

Country music's been in deep shiat for years now. Garth Brooks, anyone?

The_Sponge: Whatthefark: Not in the "naked and straddling your face" way either. More along the lines of calling multiple times a day and if you don't pick up she snaps and writes a song about how much of a jerk you are.


"Hey Sweetie....I'm heading over to Mark's house to watch the game and have a cigar."

"ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!"

*or*

"You're probably going to a strip club!"

Wrong Number?

advex101: devilEther: That's not country music.

No, it's not. Pop music wearing cowboy boots is not country music. It's pop.

Pretty much. Though I would go even further and say Country music today is Pop dumbed down for the unwashed masses, which if you think about it, shouldn't even be possible.

I blame Shania Twain for this crap. That being said I would stick my junk in Taylor Swift's crazy.

I'd let her try to make lotsa babies with me (Just wouldn't tell her about the vasectomy...).

Cymbal: advex101: devilEther: That's not country music.

No, it's not. Pop music wearing cowboy boots is not country music. It's pop.

Pretty much. Though I would go even further and say Country music today is Pop dumbed down for the unwashed masses, which if you think about it, shouldn't even be possible.

All she needs in an affair with an older perverted guy. And I'm just the guy for the job.

I'd pound her til she turned into Liz Phair.

Bleyo: I need this relationship to have a future because I need babies. That's right--big, screaming babies shooting out of my uterus, just stacking up like cordwood.

Future. Babies. Commitment. Future. Babies. Commitment.

Babies. Babies. Babies. Commitment. Commitment. Commitment.

FTA: "I just need to see someone and feel oh, no, uh-oh. It's only happened a few times in my life, but I feel like if I was gonna be with someone forever, it would be because I saw them and I thought, Oh, no."

Someone is going to decide this statement should be a song, I'm afraid. It will be a piece of shiat and still be in the Billboard top 100 songs.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: FTA: "I just need to see someone and feel oh, no, uh-oh. It's only happened a few times in my life, but I feel like if I was gonna be with someone forever, it would be because I saw them and I thought, Oh, no."

Someone is going to decide this statement should be a song, I'm afraid. It will be a piece of shiat and still be in the Billboard top 100 songs.

Why o WHY did you have to put the idea onto a screen?! Nooooooooooooo!!!

/it's okay, I thought it too
//greatmindsthinkalike

Taylor Swift made $57 million dollars in a year. I think most farkers would be willing to endure her for a piece of that pie.

What's it like for the future consort of taylor?

she's alot like that scene in the mummy where the dead guy soaks up a victims lifeforce

After the poor sap has been with her a while nothing will remain BUT:

A DESSICATED HUSK, and she will go on to the next victim.

She's probably more nuts than Aniston.

I bet her babies would drop out an start walking immediately, like giraffes.

That magazine cover is a bit obsessed, isn't it? Late night sex, sexy style, blow..job, sneaky sex quizzes.
It's a bit much.

Wow. The more time she spends in the spotlight, the more issues she appears to have.

Do. Not. Care.

When an angry god describes how he would devastate something with his mighty fist, he says he would "pound that like GRCooper would Taylor Swift".

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That magazine cover is a bit obsessed, isn't it? Late night sex, sexy style, blow..job, sneaky sex quizzes.
It's a bit much.

Women's magazines all cater to women's innate fear that they are fat and boring in bed. Some of them also remind women that they are lousy cooks, but Cosmo isn't generally one of those.

As in most things, women are their own worst enemy.

Kuroshin: Wow. The more time she spends in the spotlight, the more issues she appears to have.

Yikes.

I wonder how much of them are just mental issues, and how much of them are things she grew up with. Hillbillies often think that being in their late teens and without kids means failure. Rural America is a pretty twisted farking place.