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(Gawker)   Brazilian model poses for glamour shots in NYC amidst the destruction caused by Hurricane Sandy. Luckily, the interwebz are unforgiving   (updates.gawker.com ) divider line
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2012-11-01 11:51:37 AM  
Oh, hey, Gawker's back up?
 
2012-11-01 11:52:21 AM  

dv-ous: Oh, hey, Gawker's back up?


Unfortunately, yes.
 
2012-11-01 11:53:03 AM  
Fatty was looking for foodstuffs amongst the rubble.

I guess anyone can call themselves a model these days.
 
2012-11-01 11:54:01 AM  
No no, Na Na.
 
2012-11-01 11:54:14 AM  

super_grass: dv-ous: Oh, hey, Gawker's back up?

Unfortunately, yes.


Not really. They've had this backup site going for a few days now.
 
2012-11-01 11:55:21 AM  
This is horribly ill-advised. We're going through very troubling times around here. What we really need is tits and she did not deliver.
 
2012-11-01 11:55:28 AM  
OK Farkers let's see what a real Brazilian model looks like. I'll be sitting over here watching.
 
2012-11-01 11:56:17 AM  

dothemath: Fatty was looking for foodstuffs amongst the rubble.

I guess anyone can call themselves a model these days.


See also any 18-yo "Glamour Model" from a Daily Fail or The Sun article. (Don't see it? Wait 5 years.)
 
2012-11-01 11:56:58 AM  
ragefaces.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-11-01 11:57:20 AM  
She could have at least tried to be a lil artistic n add some sort of substance to this pix. Instead she goes for typical glamor shots. Mega Fail.
 
2012-11-01 11:57:43 AM  
Maximum coont achieved.

Also, #3 looks like a 'shop.
 
2012-11-01 11:57:57 AM  
How dare someone capitalize on the disaster by taking photos of a model in front of disaster scenes. And then posting them to a popular blog.
 
2012-11-01 11:58:15 AM  
I know a guy that is married to a Brazilian modelactressish-entity. I think he's more in love with the idea of being married to a Brazilian modelactressish-entity than he is with the reality of being married to a coke-whore.
 
2012-11-01 11:58:34 AM  
rockrobster: i'm not sure if this is the right thread to bring this up, but i just thought i'd mention that i really like tits.
 
2012-11-01 11:59:28 AM  
Mixed emotions on this...it seems phoned in. Like they sort of felt bad and didn't really go for it.

Of course we love T n A...and this needed more T n A...over do it. These were boring.


/thoughts go to all hit by Sandy.
 
2012-11-01 11:59:30 AM  
I think BP already did this when that big gulf thing happened.

www.waleg.com
cdnimg.visualizeus.com
madamepickwickartblog.com
 
2012-11-01 12:01:47 PM  
www.sacrificialbishop.com
 
2012-11-01 12:01:52 PM  
No matter how hot a chick is, I'd have a problem getting it up calling her by her first name during sex.
 
2012-11-01 12:01:55 PM  

dv-ous: Oh, hey, Gawker's back up?


KInd of, they are on tumblr now. Also most of the "articles" are about Sandy's destruction of NY.
 
2012-11-01 12:02:27 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I know a guy that is married to a Brazilian modelactressish-entity. I think he's more in love with the idea of being married to a Brazilian modelactressish-entity than he is with the reality of being married to a coke-whore.


They are really chilled out or totally batshiat crazy.

/dated one
//was cool
///friends were batshiat
 
2012-11-01 12:02:47 PM  
What a Brazilian model may look like.

the305.com
 
2012-11-01 12:03:58 PM  
Wait, the headline said destruction. Those were trees down.
 
2012-11-01 12:04:08 PM  
That's a lot of models. (obligatory on Fark whenever "Brazillian" is mentioned.
 
2012-11-01 12:04:17 PM  
Take it one step more and do porn shots amidst destruction caused by bla bla bla
 
2012-11-01 12:04:17 PM  
wow... those were boring
 
2012-11-01 12:06:35 PM  

Vectron: Wait, the headline said destruction. Those were trees down.


But New York got RAIINNNN!
 
2012-11-01 12:07:30 PM  

Vectron: Wait, the headline said destruction. Those were trees down.


But she was sitting on a car!
 
2012-11-01 12:07:37 PM  

ani23: She could have at least tried to be a lil artistic n add some sort of substance to this pix. Instead she goes for typical glamor shots. Mega Fail.


This is the "problem" I have. These are just not very well done at all. No attempt at any sort of message. Not even framing the juxtaposition of beauty and destruction. Just some chick in tights standing in front of debris.

Give her over to Met Art and let them have a go. We'll have beautifully shot pictures, and tits!
 
2012-11-01 12:07:57 PM  
img706.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-01 12:09:22 PM  
meh. If she was posing in front of one of the burned out homes in Queens, I can see getting a little peeved.

In front of a downed tree? BFD.

/MUST.FIND.SOMETHING.TO.OUTRAGE.ABOUT.TODAY!
 
2012-11-01 12:10:16 PM  
She can refuge in my bedroom.

/Haters.
 
2012-11-01 12:10:40 PM  

queenalice: [img706.imageshack.us image 640x767]


I would have gone with Hiroshima or something, but bravo.
 
2012-11-01 12:11:40 PM  

freewill: queenalice: [img706.imageshack.us image 640x767]

I would have gone with Hiroshima or something, but bravo.


Oh, I see.
 
2012-11-01 12:13:35 PM  

freewill: queenalice: [img706.imageshack.us image 640x767]

I would have gone with Hiroshima or something, but bravo.


1) Can't take credit, found it online

2)

img9.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-01 12:13:36 PM  
Since when do Brazilians wear that much clothing and look at tame? Also, I wold need to see the wax job to verify Brazilianess.
 
2012-11-01 12:15:07 PM  
I like this new meme and endorse it's overuse in the weeks to come.
 
2012-11-01 12:15:10 PM  
Damn...girl's got some NICE tits.
 
2012-11-01 12:17:52 PM  
These are not the Brazilians I was looking for.
 
2012-11-01 12:19:01 PM  
i feel like i grew up in a time where "model" was reserved for people with rare good looks, or at least a rare combination of attractive features.

in the post onions-on-belts era "model" seems to simply mean: anyone who will agree to pose for a photograph.

part of me can't help but suspect this partly explains the complaints about the abundance of women who are 5s but act as if they are 10s.
 
2012-11-01 12:20:03 PM  
If those are the final proofs, I think "model" might be purely... hopeful.

She's hot, but those are terrible.
 
2012-11-01 12:23:08 PM  

december: the abundance of women who are 5s but act as if they are 10s.


It's the "look at me" subculture approaching zenith.

Just as blogging made everyone think they're a journalist writing important things that matter...
 
2012-11-01 12:23:56 PM  
I, for one, think she's fap-worthy.
 
2012-11-01 12:24:02 PM  
Nice curves. Bet she is a solid lay with that ass.

/maybe a 6 in NYC
 
2012-11-01 12:25:26 PM  

Super Chronic: This is horribly ill-advised. We're going through very troubling times around here. What we really need is tits and she did not deliver.


As such, she should remove herself from the premises post haste.
 
2012-11-01 12:26:13 PM  
I am looking forward to The Fark photoshop contest...

/lower Manhattan
//evacuated, zone A
///We just got our power back
 
2012-11-01 12:27:01 PM  
A little heavy in the legs, stay off the sugary drinks.
 
2012-11-01 12:27:30 PM  

queenalice: freewill: queenalice: [img706.imageshack.us image 640x767]

I would have gone with Hiroshima or something, but bravo.

1) Can't take credit, found it online


Have to admit, this one REALLY made me laugh.


s.glbimg.com
 
2012-11-01 12:27:45 PM  

december: i feel like i grew up in a time where "model" was reserved for people with rare good looks, or at least a rare combination of attractive features.

in the post onions-on-belts era "model" seems to simply mean: anyone who will agree to pose for a photograph.

part of me can't help but suspect this partly explains the complaints about the abundance of women who are 5s but act as if they are 10s.


You cant beat the classics
i32.photobucket.com
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-01 12:29:30 PM  
The only real outrage I'm feeling is she's wearing way too much clothes.
 
2012-11-01 12:30:22 PM  

dothemath: Fatty was looking for foodstuffs amongst the rubble.

I guess anyone can call themselves a model these days.


Here are the three steps to becoming a hipster superstar.

1. Be hot. If you aren't hot, be slutty

2. Find some creative endeavour that you want to do for a living and fetishize the accoutrements of that activity

3. Loudly exclaim that anyone who doesn't think you're a genius either doesn't get it, or is just out to get you.
 
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