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2012-11-01 12:18:52 AM
List fails with out....

The friend that will always get you laid.

The friend that is a 120 proof.

The hot lesbian friends that will let you watch.

And the greatest and truest friend of all! The friend that will help you move.
 
2012-11-01 01:01:13 AM
The friend with benefits.
 
2012-11-01 05:04:51 AM
Rabbitgod: And the greatest and truest friend of all! The friend that will help you move.

... the body.
 
2012-11-01 07:35:36 AM
6 friends? pfft, nobody has that many.
 
2012-11-01 08:38:59 AM
Is Sassy Gay Man on the list?
 
2012-11-01 09:42:17 AM
Well I got friends in low places where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases the blues away
 
2012-11-01 09:42:58 AM
7) That blonde in the middle
 
2012-11-01 09:45:40 AM
No article more epitomizes the "It's not news... It's Fark" slogan than this one.
 
2012-11-01 09:46:43 AM
What? No "Black Friend"? Chris Rock says you GOTTA have a Black Friend!
 
2012-11-01 09:47:53 AM

thewulf: 7) That blonde in the middle


The brunette to her right (pic left).
 
2012-11-01 09:48:17 AM

Cythraul: Is Sassy Gay Man on the list?


I'm on everybody's list, hon...
 
2012-11-01 09:48:54 AM

99sportster: What? No "Black Friend"? Chris Rock says you GOTTA have a Black Friend!


As long as he stays in the corner.
 
2012-11-01 09:49:20 AM
I have the friend who is cooler than me and the friend I aspire too all rolled up in one nice package. The guy is one of those people who is just naturally good looking, charming and likeable. He is the life of a party and has the ability to draw in all the ladies. I aspire to be like him in terms of how charming and likeable he is. He has actually helped me a lot in the time I've known him and I can honestly say that my confidence has increased considerably because of him.

I also have the friend who is painfully honest and I'm really thankful for him too because sometimes the hard truth has to be told.

I don't have any of the others unfortunately. I especially wish I had a friend who has known me for a long while but due to my shyness when I was younger I lost all my friends from my youth and early adulthood.

/Also wouldn't mind having a friend with benefits
 
2012-11-01 09:50:12 AM
What about the friend that will fix your computer for free?

Or the friend that will work on your car for free?
 
2012-11-01 09:51:03 AM
List fails without:

Friend who knows about computers.
Friend with a truck.
 
2012-11-01 09:51:15 AM

The sound of one hand clapping: I have the friend who is cooler than me and the friend I aspire too all rolled up in one nice package. The guy is one of those people who is just naturally good looking, charming and likeable. He is the life of a party and has the ability to draw in all the ladies. I aspire to be like him in terms of how charming and likeable he is. He has actually helped me a lot in the time I've known him and I can honestly say that my confidence has increased considerably because of him.

I also have the friend who is painfully honest and I'm really thankful for him too because sometimes the hard truth has to be told.


I didn't know we were friend in real life.
 
2012-11-01 09:51:38 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-01 09:52:09 AM
How about the 'ugly friend that makes you look better while out at clubs?'
 
2012-11-01 09:52:34 AM
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Pictured, (L to R): the bartender friend, the ambiguously Asian friend, the friend who likes oversized drink garnishes, the married friend who's thinking of experimenting, the friend who always has roofies, and the cleavage-friendly shirt friend.
 
2012-11-01 09:54:36 AM

Cythraul: How about the 'ugly friend that makes you look better while out at clubs?'


I AM that friend.
 
2012-11-01 09:54:40 AM
The imaginary friend. Not so good for helping you move, though...
 
2012-11-01 09:56:14 AM

Witness99: The imaginary friend. Not so good for helping you move, though...


I have had 3 of those. Dicks every single one.
 
2012-11-01 09:56:17 AM

99sportster: Cythraul: How about the 'ugly friend that makes you look better while out at clubs?'

I AM that friend.


Of course you're not sweetie. I'm sure you're beautiful.
 
2012-11-01 09:57:10 AM
A friend who will help you move a body.
 
2012-11-01 09:57:21 AM

Cythraul: How about the 'ugly friend that makes you look better while out at clubs?'


Now I feel bad... That's why I am so popular. Thanks a lot man!

/ginger
 
2012-11-01 09:58:14 AM

yves0010: Cythraul: How about the 'ugly friend that makes you look better while out at clubs?'

Now I feel bad... That's why I am so popular. Thanks a lot man!

/ginger


Gingers are hot.
 
2012-11-01 09:58:25 AM
A canine friend.
 
2012-11-01 09:59:09 AM

Cythraul: 99sportster: Cythraul: How about the 'ugly friend that makes you look better while out at clubs?'

I AM that friend.

Of course you're not sweetie. I'm sure you're beautiful.


No, no... I know the truth, Mom. **sobs in the corner**
 
2012-11-01 09:59:49 AM
My favorite: the married to a millionaire with small dick friend that enjoys spending his money.
 
2012-11-01 10:01:50 AM
The article confuses trendiness and coolness in the description of the first friend. Someone who is trendy knows that people don't say "hip" anymore. Someone who is cool doesn't give a darn what words other people say.
 
2012-11-01 10:01:54 AM
Friends that won't screw your girlfriend. Well, only if they ask first, and then pay cash.
 
2012-11-01 10:01:57 AM
I've just realized that none of my friends are very useful to me. I just...like them. Weird.
 
2012-11-01 10:02:17 AM

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]


ordinary-gentlemen.com

Why half ass a bunch of friendships when you can focus your attention on those who deserve it.
 
2012-11-01 10:02:52 AM

xanadian: Cythraul: Is Sassy Gay Man on the list?

I'm on everybody's list, hon...


blog.beaumontenterprise.com
 
2012-11-01 10:03:01 AM
That list isn't all that bad but those are sort assuming that everything is OK in your life. For the bad tiems you need the following;

The friend who will tell you when you are wrong
The friend who will let you sleep on their couch for a night
The friend who knows how to cheer you up
The friend who knows when it's time to shut up and pour the booze
The friend who knows when it's time to stop pouring the booze
 
2012-11-01 10:03:19 AM

NetOwl: The article confuses trendiness and coolness in the description of the first friend. Someone who is trendy knows that people don't say "hip" anymore. Someone who is cool doesn't give a darn what words other people say.


You must be the analytical friend.
 
2012-11-01 10:03:23 AM
Friends are overrated.
 
2012-11-01 10:03:47 AM
I have one of each according to that list.

/my only black friend is the down for whatever crazy white people want to do friend
 
2012-11-01 10:04:26 AM
Picky bastarts.

would settle for one.
 
2012-11-01 10:04:39 AM
the friend who can always score some weed
 
2012-11-01 10:05:48 AM

Cythraul: yves0010: Cythraul: How about the 'ugly friend that makes you look better while out at clubs?'

Now I feel bad... That's why I am so popular. Thanks a lot man!

/ginger

Gingers are hot.


No, Red Heads (the female gingers) are hot... Gingers (the male side) are not it seems. Might be caused by a lack of soul.
 
2012-11-01 10:06:10 AM

macadamnut: xanadian: Cythraul: Is Sassy Gay Man on the list?

I'm on everybody's list, hon...

[blog.beaumontenterprise.com image 333x500]


That character was really funny at first. But then the level to which they started to advertise products within their skits really ruined it.
 
2012-11-01 10:06:49 AM

yves0010: Cythraul: yves0010: Cythraul: How about the 'ugly friend that makes you look better while out at clubs?'

Now I feel bad... That's why I am so popular. Thanks a lot man!

/ginger

Gingers are hot.

No, Red Heads (the female gingers) are hot... Gingers (the male side) are not it seems. Might be caused by a lack of soul.


I disagree. Male redheads, gingers, whatever you want to call them, are hot. Well, usually. There are a few exceptions.
 
2012-11-01 10:08:13 AM

Cythraul: yves0010: Cythraul: yves0010: Cythraul: How about the 'ugly friend that makes you look better while out at clubs?'

Now I feel bad... That's why I am so popular. Thanks a lot man!

/ginger

Gingers are hot.

No, Red Heads (the female gingers) are hot... Gingers (the male side) are not it seems. Might be caused by a lack of soul.

I disagree. Male redheads, gingers, whatever you want to call them, are hot. Well, usually. There are a few exceptions.


IM the exception
 
2012-11-01 10:08:34 AM
What about the friend who will help you dispose of a body?
 
2012-11-01 10:09:27 AM
Just remember that as you go through life, of all the people you name "friend" only a very select few will actually be deserving of the title. Most of those we mindlessly call friend are actually just passing acquaintances. We're too loose with the word.
 
2012-11-01 10:10:50 AM

JackieRabbit: Just remember that as you go through life, of all the people you name "friend" only a very select few will actually be deserving of the title. Most of those we mindlessly call friend are actually just passing acquaintances. We're too loose with the word.


Not I. I have 2 friends. And several acquaintances. And two sisters (People I have grown really close to and became family)
 
2012-11-01 10:10:50 AM
If you got the right friend all you need is one. Pancho is that friend. He's the world's only portable comfort zone. There is nothing that can not be done when Pancho is involved. He is dope!
 
2012-11-01 10:11:48 AM

funzyr: 99sportster: What? No "Black Friend"? Chris Rock says you GOTTA have a Black Friend!

As long as he stays in the corner.


Nobody puts Leroy in the corner!
 
2012-11-01 10:12:48 AM

SweetSaws: Well I got friends in low places where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases the blues away


You'll be OK
 
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