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(KING 5 News)   Little girl receives a kidney for Halloween. Probably better than those damn candy corn   (king5.com) divider line 40
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2012-11-01 01:30:12 AM
It would be even better if it was a kidney stuffed with candy corn
 
2012-11-01 01:33:02 AM
Almost anything's better than candy corn.
 
2012-11-01 01:36:06 AM

Ramien: Almost anything's better than candy corn.


Peeps?
 
2012-11-01 01:36:52 AM
I am so glad that people are willing to sign the donor card on their driver's license. These people save the lives of others every day.

I'd never do it, though. Donors get substandard care so that their organs can be harvested quickly.
 
2012-11-01 01:43:34 AM
Little girl receives a kidney on Halloween?

I can't help but imagine her trick-or-treating at the home of a kind-hearted serial killer, who goes down to his dungeon to extract a matching kidney from one of his victims.

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I won't eat it anyway. Kidney are terrible with Chianti
 
2012-11-01 01:52:53 AM
I got a rock

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2012-11-01 01:53:59 AM
They more hoping to raise $100,000.


They more hoping.
 
2012-11-01 01:54:21 AM
Lewis Black: Candy Corn

All that needs to be said.
 
2012-11-01 01:58:19 AM
I'm willing to bet the kidney would taste better.
 
2012-11-01 01:58:35 AM
Loser candy.
 
2012-11-01 01:58:58 AM

fusillade762: Ramien: Almost anything's better than candy corn.

Peeps?


Still better. Peeps are at least entertaining when placed in a microwave.
 
2012-11-01 02:00:26 AM
my dad had a big old pitch black cast iron fry pan and very little cooking know-how. sometimes he would brown up a huge pile of bacon & onion and some liver, thinking it was good for us kids. when we were bad it was kidney that came from the pan, but no bacon, and the kidney was barely cooked.
 
2012-11-01 02:01:10 AM
I'm the only one who likes candy corn {:/
 
2012-11-01 02:01:46 AM
Candy Corn kicks ass. fark Lewis Black and fark you all.

Happy for the little girl. Dads are a good thing to have around. One way or another. Too bad many people (and dads) don't think so.
 
2012-11-01 02:05:08 AM
oh sure... but I put kidneys in kids Halloween bags and the cops come a runnin.
 
2012-11-01 02:14:47 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: It would be even better if it was a kidney stuffed with candy corn


Then she'd need a new pancreas to deal with the diabetes
 
2012-11-01 03:03:40 AM
All I can say is fark deserves to die, although I haven't given up on it yet.
 
2012-11-01 03:18:45 AM
Why is it, when a father gives a kidney to his ailing daughter, he's called a "hero", but when I try to give a liver to some trick-or-treater in a Hannibal Lecter costume, I'M the psychopath?

Hypocrisy at it's finest, people! :P
 
2012-11-01 03:20:44 AM
Candy corn thread!

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2012-11-01 03:51:00 AM
Certainly better than raisins.
 
2012-11-01 05:19:57 AM
It's a Christmas miracle! I'm glad the Lord saved her.
 
2012-11-01 05:56:25 AM

Now I Is!: Lewis Black: Candy Corn

All that needs to be said.


Came here for this, leaving satisfied
 
2012-11-01 05:57:49 AM

Now I Is!: Lewis Black: Candy Corn

All that needs to be said.


1.images.comedycentral.com
Well this one has funny animations to go with that


One of the few redeeming things to come out of Shorties watchin Shorties.
 
2012-11-01 06:40:49 AM
Good choice for a Halloween article because that kid is scary looking.
 
2012-11-01 07:11:26 AM
She's never eaten a normal meal because she needs to avoid phosphorous, probably potasium too if she is doing in center dialysis.
 
2012-11-01 07:20:55 AM
Sounds like they need a telethon to help pay for the procedure

www.brooklynvegan.com
 
2012-11-01 07:24:39 AM

Ramien: Almost anything's better than candy corn.


What about those awful things that come in either orange or black wrappers? Or Necco wafers?
 
2012-11-01 07:50:30 AM
Apples with razor blades in them are better than candy corn...
 
2012-11-01 08:04:53 AM

Neondistraction: Ramien: Almost anything's better than candy corn.

What about those awful things that come in either orange or black wrappers? Or Necco wafers?


Necco wafers are why I said 'almost.' I almost never see them around anymore, though.
 
2012-11-01 08:45:00 AM
I like candy corn and Necco wafers.

F*ck all of you.
 
2012-11-01 09:00:13 AM
Donating a kidney on Monday, so getting a kick...
 
2012-11-01 09:07:35 AM

KrispyKritter: my dad had a big old pitch black cast iron fry pan and very little cooking know-how. sometimes he would brown up a huge pile of bacon & onion and some liver, thinking it was good for us kids. when we were bad it was kidney that came from the pan, but no bacon, and the kidney was barely cooked.


Jesus, you just described my Dad. He was always there for us but Jesus did he more or less suck at everything domestic.

/thing is, the apple didn't fall too far from the tree
//I had Hot Pockets for dinner
 
2012-11-01 09:10:26 AM

A Screaming Man with Two-Toned Shoes: Donating a kidney on Monday, so getting a kick...


If you're serious, I applaud this.

Good job, brother.
 
2012-11-01 09:14:58 AM
FTFA: The cost of the transplant and ongoing medical costs are overwhelming, so the family is working with Children's Organ Transplant Association to raise money to help with transplant-related expenses. Friends launched a campaign on Halloween night called "Trick or Treat for Transplant" and passed out flyers, encouraging people to give to the fund. They more hoping to raise $100,000.

Do you people have the slightest idea how frickin' odd it sounds to the whole frickin' rest of the frickin' civilised frickin' world to require family and friends to raise frickin' money for a frickin' transplant for a two-year-old frickin' child?

Do you people have the slightest idea how much more frickin' odd it sounds that a smarmy rich asset-stripper in magic underwear can have a real chance of becoming your president next week on a promise to keep things that way?
 
2012-11-01 09:15:42 AM
Are they sure it was really a kidney and not just a spleen who dressed up as a kidney to go trick-or-treating?
 
2012-11-01 09:33:53 AM
Candy corn is awesome.
It is you people that suck.
 
2012-11-01 09:43:43 AM

dickfreckle: A Screaming Man with Two-Toned Shoes: Donating a kidney on Monday, so getting a kick...

If you're serious, I applaud this.

Good job, brother.


Thanks!
 
2012-11-01 10:24:10 AM
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/Candy Mountain, CHARLIE.
 
2012-11-01 01:27:12 PM
media.npr.org
 
2012-11-01 05:43:38 PM
soon to have diabeetus
 
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