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(Daily Mail)   Cute 19-year-old could be frozen into a 'human mannequin' due to rare genetic condition   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 168
    More: Strange, Louise Wedderburn, genetic condition, Aberdeenshire, London Fashion Week, rare disease, raise awareness, bone formation, body shape  
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-10-31 09:24:21 PM
Her condition is described as genetic. I once read about a court case where this condition was caused by a car crash, turning a routine $5,000 car accident into a $5 million (more or less) lawsuit.
 
2012-10-31 09:25:38 PM
I see what you did, submitter.

+1
 
2012-10-31 09:33:54 PM
That is genuinely terrifying.
 
2012-10-31 09:46:10 PM
www.dollwork.org
 
2012-10-31 09:48:31 PM
FOP?

I'm a Dapper Dan man.
 
2012-10-31 09:51:08 PM

Asa Phelps: FOP?

I'm a Dapper Dan man.


farkers are quick, man. Just came here to say this.
 
2012-10-31 10:06:06 PM
What a piece of shiat the human body is.
 
2012-10-31 10:06:24 PM

SoothinglyDeranged: That is genuinely terrifying.


Must be convenient for her boyfriend, though.
 
2012-10-31 10:27:55 PM
So she wants to be in fashion, and her body is turning into a mannequin?

Well, that's convenient.
 
2012-10-31 10:31:20 PM
She's a real Realdoll.
 
2012-10-31 11:20:37 PM
I don't think the anorexia helps
 
2012-11-01 12:00:26 AM
Original headline was better.
/should have used the sad tag.
//subby
 
2012-11-01 12:06:46 AM
ecx.images-amazon.com

I'll take terrible movies from the 80's for $500 Alex.
 
2012-11-01 12:07:32 AM
Her face looks like a bird, your argument is invalid.
 
2012-11-01 12:08:13 AM
25.media.tumblr.com

My only regret..... is that I have... bonitis.
 
2012-11-01 12:08:50 AM
Pros: Shuts up, mess with her when she freezes
Cons: You are farking a doll pretty much.
 
2012-11-01 12:09:18 AM
k-punk.abstractdynamics.org

Approve.
 
2012-11-01 12:09:33 AM
She will make a good wife to a lonely Japanese man someday.
 
2012-11-01 12:10:16 AM
FTFA: 'It's never going to stop me from doing what I want to do'

Um, I've not some bad news for you honey...
 
2012-11-01 12:11:49 AM
Ask not for whom the bone bones. It bones for thee.
 
2012-11-01 12:13:38 AM

CavalierEternal: [www.dollwork.org image 803x602]


Marsha... come here Marsha
 
2012-11-01 12:16:06 AM
Someone, somewhere has a fetish for this.
 
2012-11-01 12:16:11 AM
knees too sharp...
 
2012-11-01 12:16:35 AM
At least someone in her life can see past the sharp knees.
 
2012-11-01 12:16:51 AM

bucket_chemist: FTFA: 'It's never going to stop me from doing what I want to do'

Um, I've not some bad news for you honey...


Maybe she wants to be a coat rack.
 
2012-11-01 12:17:11 AM
I wonder what she did to piss off God.
 
2012-11-01 12:17:39 AM

eddievercetti: Pros: Shuts up, mess with her when she freezes
Cons: You are farking a doll pretty much.


Or not at all, given that any bump makes the condition worse.
 
2012-11-01 12:18:53 AM
Live life with your legs in the air.

Take turns.

Profit.
 
2012-11-01 12:19:28 AM

Counter_Intelligent: What a piece of shiat the human body is.


Hmm, I don't think that is a disease yet.
Better comb Indonesia just to be sure, though.
 
2012-11-01 12:22:05 AM
Got to be farkin' hell. Once the disease progresses to the point where you would decide to get off this ride, you can't even move to do anything about it.
 
2012-11-01 12:24:50 AM

Fart_Machine: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

I'll take terrible movies from the 80's for $500 Alex.


Nothing's gonna stop us now.
 
2012-11-01 12:27:15 AM

Butthurted: Got to be farkin' hell. Once the disease progresses to the point where you would decide to get off this ride, you can't even move to do anything about it.


I've got you listed as troll but I have to agree with you I wouldn't let it progress to that point that I couldn't do anything about it.
 
2012-11-01 12:27:43 AM

kmmontandon: SoothinglyDeranged: That is genuinely terrifying.

Must be convenient for her boyfriend, though.




It's all fun and games until her Kegel muscles lock up. Imagine explaining that in a 999 call.
 
2012-11-01 12:29:46 AM

Surool: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]

My only regret..... is that I have... bonitis.


...aaaaaand we're done.
 
2012-11-01 12:29:54 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Butthurted: Got to be farkin' hell. Once the disease progresses to the point where you would decide to get off this ride, you can't even move to do anything about it.

I've got you listed as troll but I have to agree with you I wouldn't let it progress to that point that I couldn't do anything about it.


*le sigh* I told you...I was never trolling, you just disagreed with my POV.

/ would a troll eat goats that try to cross a bridge??
/nevermind...don't answer that
 
2012-11-01 12:30:24 AM

adeist69: kmmontandon: SoothinglyDeranged: That is genuinely terrifying.

Must be convenient for her boyfriend, though.



It's all fun and games until her Kegel muscles lock up. Imagine explaining that in a 999 call.


I thought it was a 666 call?
 
2012-11-01 12:31:06 AM
Skeleton of someone with FOP (NSFW--or those prone to heebie-jeebies)
 
2012-11-01 12:31:59 AM
That article gave me a stiffy.
 
2012-11-01 12:33:08 AM
She'd make a good trophy wife.
 
2012-11-01 12:34:46 AM

RedPhoenix122: She'd make a good trophy wife.


oh man...

never has a lol felt so wrong
 
2012-11-01 12:35:59 AM

aujoshh: Fart_Machine: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

I'll take terrible movies from the 80's for $500 Alex.

Nothing's gonna stop us now.


Your earworm is here.
 
2012-11-01 12:36:27 AM

Butthurted: tinfoil-hat maggie: Butthurted: Got to be farkin' hell. Once the disease progresses to the point where you would decide to get off this ride, you can't even move to do anything about it.

I've got you listed as troll but I have to agree with you I wouldn't let it progress to that point that I couldn't do anything about it.

*le sigh* I told you...I was never trolling, you just disagreed with my POV.

/ would a troll eat goats that try to cross a bridge??
/nevermind...don't answer that


LOL ; ) Good question, hehehe
 
2012-11-01 12:36:49 AM

RedPhoenix122: She'd make a good trophy wife.


Or a coat rack.
 
2012-11-01 12:37:31 AM
FTA: Both her arms are locked in place and her spine is frozen... 'I just love all of that. I would love to either be a stylist or a make-up artist or work for someone like Elle.'

I'm sure all the models would be thrilled to have Lil' Brudder here applying their makeup with her chin. Chicks who are paid for their looks are well known for their patience and acceptance of those who are different from them.
 
2012-11-01 12:38:06 AM
I can't fop to this!



Well...



Nope, can't fop to it. Feel too bad for her.
 
2012-11-01 12:40:12 AM
I can FOP to that
 
2012-11-01 12:41:35 AM
So, pour her a stiff one, slip her a stiff one before she becomes a stiff one
 
2012-11-01 12:42:51 AM
http://www.facebook.com/louise.wedderburn
She is on facebook if anyone feels like being extra creepy.
/i know i did.
 
2012-11-01 12:42:52 AM

RedPhoenix122: She'd make a good trophy wife.


Oh, dear lord, my eyes are are burning. I will never overcome the shame of laughing at that.
 
2012-11-01 12:44:44 AM

shanrick: RedPhoenix122: She'd make a good trophy wife.

Oh, dear lord, my eyes are are burning. I will never overcome the shame of laughing at that.


If I'm going to hell, I'm taking everyone with me.
 
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